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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:44 PM
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I just read a fundie Christmas letter! Please Cleanse Me!
Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 05:45 PM by whodiedandmadeUSgod
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:45 PM
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1. I'll smudge you
with virtual sage and cedar.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:46 PM
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2. Hmmmm sage.
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:50 PM
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4. Not sure that will work.....
Edited on Wed Dec-22-04 05:53 PM by whodiedandmadeUSgod
This couple goes to an exercise class called Karote for Christ!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:10 PM
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10. How about tonk?
It is a shelf fungus that Native Americans use. They light it and it smells so bad that it drives evil spirits away.
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:42 PM
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12. Where can I get some?
Mom's coming for Christmas dinner.

Ok - my bad:evilgrin:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:49 PM
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3. Well....what did it say?
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:52 PM
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5. Lots of Bible verses of course and
their daughter and son are "the very best of friends"
"our daughter lets us know if we haven't had enough quality family time which is never less then every couple of days"
and the exercise class thingy above
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:53 PM
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6. That sounds braggy.
"OUR family has better quality time than any OTHER family, and our children are just too, too brilliant."

Karate for Christ? What's that about?
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 05:57 PM
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7. I forgot this part
their sons goal this year is to "be a blessing to others"
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Carson Donating Member (560 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:04 PM
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9. Oh no! What completely horrible people they must be!
How dare they say they want to be a "blessing" to others! Eradicate them, I say! We don't need their kind!

Lighten up. Find something important to be annoyed about. Sheesh.

:eyes:
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:03 PM
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8. absolvo espirtus sancto, uh, gloria mundi. :-D
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:39 PM
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11. HUH...you are H_E_A_L_E_D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<<<the sound of my hand hitting your noggin>>>
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