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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:17 PM
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Does anybody want a FREE opportunity to slam "pro-lifers"?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:17 PM
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1. My entry:
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:18 PM
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2. Evilannoyingidiotfucks
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:21 PM
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3. Daddy had sex with Grandma???!!!
Now that's just gross.
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saracat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:22 PM
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4.  But Dean, and Kerry and Obama and evryone say we should "reach out to
them"! I guess there is nothing wrong with this billboard. Its not like they want to influence anyone against abortion or anything. You might almost think they think it is wrong!( Sarcasm ) GRRRR.
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:24 PM
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5. Daddy says "Let go of my eyes god damn it!"
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:34 PM
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6. It's a little quick and dirty . . . but I think it does the job
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 07:15 PM
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11. LOL! All it needs a little Hitler moustache...
:D
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:42 PM
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7. Is that billboard for real?
If so, where is it?

:wtf:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 06:53 PM
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8. That IS a genuine billboard. I saw it a month ago and am grateful that
(a) it still exists, and
(b) nobody defaced it.

And the location? Get ready to giggle like a girl, it's in front of SAM'S CLUB.
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MsMagnificent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 07:04 PM
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9. Every sperm is sacred....
Don't fret, little DNA at time of conception!
You've got nine long months to be free of neglect and unconcern!

Once you pop out...

Wha'?

Health care?

For YOU?!

Nuh-uh, that's it as far as GOD'S people care. And education?!
Whoa! Where'd a little double helix like you learn those big four-syllable words! Truly, not in OUR eddycashunonal cistim! We'll fix you right up! Why, by the time you can toddle we'll have you down to 2-syllables like 'NASCAR' and 'Football'. By Junior High you'll be saying 'Beer' and 'Cigs' and 'Dope' and 'Sex'
and then, when you Drop Out and get Left Bee (hee hee I bet you thought I was gonna say Graddy ashun, didn't ya!)

'Would you like fries with that?'

Maybe a bit later on (but young teens is still good, if you TRY really HARD!), especially if you live in oh let's just say... Texas... they'll even meet you at the end... of a needle in prison.
With witnesses!

You precious little DNA -- just enjoy the nine months and hope Fate put you in a rich family,
otherwise you're screwed.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-22-04 07:07 PM
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10. give them back! he can't SEE without those!
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