You know what the lounge needs right now?

[nickgutierrez]

A flame war that doesn't have to do with religion. Of course, I can't come up with anything at the moment, so I'm relying on all of you.

Flame away.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Are you at home in Florida where it is WARM????

I need flaming. Damn cold up here.

:hi:

[nickgutierrez]

3. Yeah, I am.

And it is, in fact, warm. :D

Is it snowing, at least?

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. No!!!!

And I don't want ANY snow!!! Damn white crap.....

[JohnKleeb]

2. hmmm can we make a flame war out of how rugged my facial hair is now?

[nickgutierrez]

6. There's an idea.

Fuzzy or rugged?

[JohnKleeb]

10. eh both

I am thinking about growing it out because its winter but I also trying to get a date, :shrug: and I know the girls like it clean shaved best.

[nickgutierrez]

13. There is no both.

It's either rugged or fuzzy.

PICK ONE!!!

[JohnKleeb]

18. its fuzzy now

[prolesunited]

5. An enema?

:shrug:

Have a happy holiday! :hi:

[MonkeyFunk]

8. Don't be so quick to call for a colon-purge.

I just got here and don't want to be flushed out quite yet

[nickgutierrez]

14. If it forces the hot air out, I'm all for it.

:hi:

[snoochie]

7. Well let's see

Laura Branigan - did she suck or not?

BITCH!

Is this person really 'plus sized'?

Kerry didn't lose, we were robbed! / We lost, and we need to be more like freeps, deal with it!


I'm sure there are more.

[nickgutierrez]

26. There are definitely more.

Incidentally, you may have mentioned the single best one. "BITCH!" is likely to get more responses than anything since that Oscar thread. It's the DU equivalent of shouting "fire!" in a crowded theater.

[Deja Q]

9. Okay. Who wants to see me NEKKID?

There. If that doesn't cause any flame wars between those who think I'm utterly gross and those who think I'm utterly hot, nothing will.

</narcissism>

[nickgutierrez]

11. SEXIST!!!1!!11 n/t

[snoochie]

15. And shallow!

It's all about looks, isn't it? What's wrong with guys and/or chicks, anyway?

[nickgutierrez]

16. Us guys are always thinking with our dicks.

What's wrong with us? :cry:

Oh... uh... I mean

x(

[snoochie]

19. And us women are always thinking with our

uteruses? uteri?

[nickgutierrez]

20. I don't know.

That's actually why I used the word "dicks": I couldn't figure out what the plural of "penis" would be.

[JohnKleeb]

21. penii

:P

[nickgutierrez]

22. That's what I figured. n/t

[JohnKleeb]

23. Yes, lemme use it in a sentence

For brunch, Mr. Dahmer had two penii with eggs.
Sorry that was sick.

[Shakespeare]

12. Yes! Love, sweet love....

It's the only thing that there's just too little of (here)! ;-)

[goodboy]

17. I've got 10 inches

of snow.

now it's freezing rain.

[nickgutierrez]

24. Which reduces it to 6 inches. n/t

[goodboy]

25. supposed to get another 10-12 tonight through tomorrow evening.

[SarahB]

27. Ahem.

[nickgutierrez]

28. Not the worst of ideas.

:)

[Flammable Materials]

29. ATARI 800XL IS BETTER THAN COMMODE-ODOR 64!

:P

[miss_kitty]

30. Do I know what the lounge needs RIGHT NOW?

More Cowbell

[JohnKleeb]

31. and jesus!

sorry :D.