I give you the Earworm from hell...

[Taverner]

Run Joey Run
By David Geddes

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over
My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door
I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy
He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so

Run Joey Run Joey Run
Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place
She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face
All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT!
Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me
Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling
I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red,
and heres the last words Julie said...

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh
ahhhh....ahhhhh

Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run

[miss_kitty]

1. Gotta know what it sounds like for it to become an earworm

You're own your own here!

:D

[Taverner]

2. Ahhh well consider yourself a lucky feline...

Lemme put it this way: Billy Don't Be A Hero has NOTHING on this song...

[ret5hd]

3. i give you...

walking in a winter wonderland.

been goin' thru my head ever since i went to the grocery store where it was playing.

[miss_kitty]

4. oh hear my version of it

I had a little brother growing up. I got this from him:

In the toilet we can build a poopman
and pretend that he is Parson Brown
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Poopman
Until the other kiddies flush him down

Later on, we'll perspire
as we sit by the fire
blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Walking in my winter underwear.

Sorry :P not!