Jesus vs. Michael Jordan. Who would win in a game of basketball?

[brainshrub]

[teach1st]

1. Are they playing on...

...a court or on the water?

[brainshrub]

6. A court.

But that was a fair question.

[nickgutierrez]

2. Jesus has more hang time. n/t

[dolo amber]

3. Oooooooh.....

That was baaaaaad... :D

[nickgutierrez]

11. I couldn't help it - that was waaaaaaaay too easy

:)

[brainshrub]

7. Now that was just plain evil.

Funny as hell, but just plain wrong. *snarf*

[Twillig]

12. He also has that

killer 'cross'over.

badumbum!

[brainshrub]

17. You are soooo going to hell.

[Twillig]

18. Jordan could nail a three pointer, and

and Jesus was basically nailed at three poi....

Ok. I'm on the hot rails to hell. I know.

(bump because this is a better joke than the crossover one!)

[jaysunb]

4. Mikes got better shoes

so he wins

[sakabatou]

5. Is this the 1996 Jordan?

[brainshrub]

8. Yes. Absolutely.

Jordan at his best vs Jesus at his best.

[sakabatou]

19. Jesus could zap Jordan with his Father's lightning

[mark414]

9. first jesus or resurrected jesus?

[brainshrub]

14. Hmmm, good question!

I'll have to go with "first" Jesus because I'm talking about pre-retirement Jordan. This is equitable because after Jesus died, he freed all the souls in hell and went to heaven within three days...kinda like Jordan's time with the Wizards.

That was another fair question.

[mark414]

15. i don't know man

i mean if resurrected jesus is strong enough to come back to from the dead, he's gotta play an ill ball game

[brainshrub]

16. But how well could you play ball with holes in your hands & feet?

[AngryAmish]

22. Listen, remember when doubting Thomas put his hand in Jesus' side

There is good proof that the resurrected Jesus was non-corpral yet could effect objects (ie dribble). So, if Jesus was essentially a ghost you could not foul him, stealing the ball real easy. Jordon 21-10 in make-it-take it.

[JohnKleeb]

10. Jesus

[motely36]

13. Jordan, no contest

and I'm even a Christian!
And no, I am not offended by the question like some probably are.

[brainshrub]

20. kick

[AngryAmish]

21. MINIDITKA

or the MexiCoach. Or Larry Horse.