leftofthedial
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Wed Dec-22-04 10:34 PM
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just watched Return of the King
Are Pippin and Merry gay?
Is Denethor related to the Bushes?
Does Frodo really give Gollum the finger?
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Kelvin Mace
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Wed Dec-22-04 10:39 PM
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Merry and Pippin are straight, Sam Gamgee is gay.
Saruman is actually the Bush ancestor.
Gollum is gay also, and enjoyed getting the finger.
David Allen www.thoughtcrimes.org
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Wed Dec-22-04 10:39 PM
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In LOTR evil typically sows the seeds of it's own destruction |
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Clearly there is some relationship to the Bushs.
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wolfgirl
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Wed Dec-22-04 10:39 PM
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2. Not to ignore our question, but last summer |
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I read a freeper article that was denouncing LOTR/ROTK because of the supposed "gayness" of the hobbits and inferring that Merry & Pippin's enjoying the pipeweed was a reference to marijuana.
what a**holes!
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leftofthedial
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Wed Dec-22-04 10:45 PM
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you mean Longbottom Leaf isn't pot? (And the finest in the Shire.)
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Lorien
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:58 PM
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6. The concept of friendship |
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is far beyond their comprehension.
Guess they don't read, either; Pippin and Merry both get married, and have large families in the end.
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Wed Dec-22-04 10:47 PM
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4. Pippin and Merry are Hobbits |
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Denethor is not related to the Bushes.
The Bushes are a lower form of life which devolved from Orc shit.
Gollum took finger.
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leftofthedial
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Wed Dec-22-04 11:42 PM
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5. thanks for the clarification about the bush lineage |
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I knew the little bushturd had shit somewhere in its past.
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