Let's create a DU story, one sentence at a time.

[elperromagico]

I'll start...

"Clarence was a man of few ambitions, but the ones he had were certainly startling."

[Az]

1. He would wile away hours with a seemingly innocent coke can.

[JohnKleeb]

2. While he hummed the main theme to the Exorcist.

[elperromagico]

3. It was his favorite movie; he watched it at least once every week.

[JohnKleeb]

5. Anita, his friend came over one week.

[elperromagico]

6. She was your typical girl-next-door, except for the facial hair.

[JohnKleeb]

7. She also was the daughter of Fat Tony Scalia, Clarence's best friend.

[Az]

8. But with a difference.

[JohnKleeb]

9. Clarence heard a knock on the door, it was his old friend

George Herbert Walker Bush.

[elperromagico]

10. Everybody felt sorry for Georgie; the poor bastard couldn't even

open doors without say-so from his domineering wife, Barbara.

[Az]

11. And they wouldn't let him play his banjo as much as he would like.

[JohnKleeb]

12. So he spent a lot of time on weekends with his partner in the

Internationational NAMBLA ring, King Faud of Saudi Arabia.

[elperromagico]

13. "Georgie," Clarence said with a shit-eating grin, "what the hell brings

you to my humble abode today?"

[JohnKleeb]

14. Clarence were you aware that Ellen DeGeneres was a Ventriloquist

before she became a comic?

[elperromagico]

16. "Get out of my fucking house, you crazy old bastard," Clarence said

with a laugh, throwing a vase at Georgie's head.

[JohnKleeb]

18. George screamed like a woman, I am gonna tell my wife about this Clarence.

[vpigrad]

4. While banjos played in the background

[Bronco69]

15. "Clarence", said George, "I've got a problem."

n/t

[elperromagico]

17. "Well sit on down and tell me what's troublin' you, Georgie."

[bettyellen]

19. I don't know how i'm gonna get outta this Jam, you gotta save me!

[bettyellen]

20. They found the pictures...

[JohnKleeb]

21. Of me with Jeffrey Dahmer in Milwaukee in a compromised position.

[RadicalMom]

22. We were eating finger sandwiches with fava beans.

[Goathead]

23. "Snap out of it!" Clarence says, slapping George

[elperromagico]

24. "THE pictures?" Clarence said, clearly alarmed.

[Goathead]

25. "YES Damn it! The pictures!" Says George biting his nails

[elperromagico]

26. "I thought you burned the negatives, George!!!"

[Goathead]

27. "What are you nuts! You know about my thing with fire" says George

[DarkSim]

28. "Luckily they haven't looked in the closet yet" said clarence

[radfringe]

29. George smirks, "closet? what closet? I don't have a closet"

[Goathead]

30. They glanced at the closet.Behind it,550 kilos of diesel fuel &fertilizer

[Bronco69]

31. "George", replied Clarence, "we may indeed have a problem."

n/t

[Goathead]

32. "Oh it's no problem" says George " I never liked this house anyway"