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Thu Dec-23-04 10:11 AM
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Yus, I'm in a foul mood today, so if you post in this thread to tell me what you're doing, or thinking about doing, I'm gonna tell you just how STUPID that is, and if you're REALLY LUCKY, I'll go so far as to tell you WHY it's stupid. Fucking ridiculous "people" with your assinine "plans" and such! Don't be STUPID! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:12 AM
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1. I'm going to clean my house, then drive to Florida |
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to spend time with my family for Christmas.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:15 AM
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Why are you gonna waste all that time cleaning the house if yer only gonna LEAVE IT??? Stupid!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:21 AM
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17. I'm already in Florida |
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And I'm gonna start drinking any minute now!!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:24 AM
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Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 10:28 AM by Wilber_Stool
The only reason I'd tell anyone I was in Florida is if I was really in Texas.
Hey, this is fun.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:12 AM
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I'm just trying to make it through the holidays without offing myself. How stupid is THAT?
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:18 AM
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10. Well, that's REALLY stupid! |
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You should get Miss Jimmy to take you out for a hoagie. That would be less stupid. Possibly even cromulent. Or if yer really in a bind, I've got some family headed to Tucson in a few days... I could get them to bring the infamous "hoagie of the desert" back for ya... Now SMILE, STUPID! :spank:
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:24 AM
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23. Believe it or not, I think Short Bus has a good idea. |
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Shhhh! Don't tell him, though. I think a hoagie is a fine idea. Just say when. If not today, then one day next week.
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:02 PM
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69. Next week, we'll try for it. :) |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:13 AM
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3. cranky today aren't we short bus? |
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All I'm doing is reading your thread.......please tell me how stupid it is :evilgrin:
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:18 AM
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11. Reading this thread is STUPID BEYOND WORDS! |
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And I am NOT cranky! I am ABUSIVE! There's a difference! Stupid! :P :D
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:20 AM
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13. I can actually see you stomping your foot as you say that! |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:14 AM
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4. I'm having a "Liquid Lunch" with my boss |
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and then going home
so FUCK OFF! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:21 AM
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15. Don't drink and drive, |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:27 AM
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25. You expect him to walk?......n/t |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:21 AM
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16. I'm on Pacific Standard Time... |
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We're still up from last night, having a very early "Liquid Breakfast", slagging our bosses, SO FUCK YOU TOO...
(Just kidding. It's all very pleasant here...except for our bosses. We'll get to them later.)
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:14 AM
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5. Does this count as one of those threads. |
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You are telling us what your planning to do.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:22 AM
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I act in a rash manner, often rushing headlong into things I might've been better off not to have gotten into at all. But I get there FAST! Stupid!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:14 AM
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6. I have an 11:00 deadline and still I'm reading your stupid post |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:23 AM
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like I've been tied to the stupid post. ;-) STUPID! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:16 AM
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8. I was going to share it with you but since you're so damn cranky i won't |
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Merry Fing Christmas and Happy fing New Year! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:25 AM
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24. Abandoning your plan on my account is STUPID! |
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Especially when I've made it painfully clear above that I AM NOT CRANKY, SO STOP SAYING THAT! :P Stupid planning things and stupid abandonment of those stupid plans!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:17 AM
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9. i'm Leaving work earLy |
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after picking up some presents, i'm gonna go home, eat, smoke mary jane, drink aLcohoL and pLay video games.
weeee
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:29 AM
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I picked up my "presents" last night, and aside from the alcohol, which must wait 'til after noon at least, and the video games, which just don't much interest me ('cuz they're STUPID! :P ), and the "work" thing, which I'm FAR too scavery to do, our stupid plans sound remarkably similar. Stupid!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:19 AM
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12. Well, I was going to try to have a better opinion of humanity, |
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but I guess I blew it already. :eyes:
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:29 AM
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28. Humanity SUCKS and is STUPID! |
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Try regular manatees, instead.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:35 AM
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32. How about Barbara Manatee? |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:20 AM
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14. i posted about a man hiding his salami first thing this morning |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:31 AM
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29. You'd better hide yer salami, STUPID! |
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I happen to know I'm getting a kick-ass offset deli knife for giftmas this year - I'll slice you! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:22 AM
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19. I voted George Bush Jr for pResident |
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Because only He can keep America safe from terraists :)
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:24 AM
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:28 AM
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short bus president is GOD.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:32 AM
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I don't believe in Beatles!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:34 AM
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31. Well, I'm going to screw |
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my boss in front of everyone in the office, and then do a strip-tease dance as a Christmas present to all the sex-starved suits there; if you don't like that, just FUCK OFF! At least, I'm getting some! (NOT!):evilgrin:
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:37 AM
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Do the strip-tease first, then a lapdance or two, THEN the exhibitionist sex. You got it all backwards. STUPID! :P Oh, and :hi: hi!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:39 AM
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You would be the one to think of that, wouldn't you? And :hi: back!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:42 AM
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35. Hey, I've worked in an office before. |
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I know how these things are supposed to happen. ;-)
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:50 AM
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39. You mean you've actually |
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WORKED before? Wow, who'da thunk it? :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce:
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:17 AM
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I thought it was mostly STUPID, not to mention unpleasant, so I've vowed not to let it happen again.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:43 AM
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36. There's only 1 "s" in asinine. |
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:44 AM
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inine! :P Don't be stupid - it's my hot body, I'll spell like I want!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:51 AM
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hot body, be still my fluttering heart!
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:49 AM
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38. Short Bus is the smartest person to EVER LIVE!!! |
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:06 AM
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I'm smarter than YOU, to be certain, but not the smartest that ever lived. :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:55 AM
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41. I'm starting my Christmas shopping today |
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I might even bake cookies and put up a tree.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:14 AM
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Just give 'em money. Baking is cromulent, tho. Cookies and pie.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:17 AM
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I think being forced by society to bake is stupid.
I do love shortbread though.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:18 AM
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52. Is society really pointing a gun at you and making you bake? |
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FEAR OF A METAPHORIC GUN IS STUPID! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:23 AM
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We don't allow even metaphoric guns here. It's the disdain of my fellow citizens. We're very collective up here. I must not be spurned.
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Thu Dec-23-04 10:57 AM
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42. I'm only working until noon today, then I am going home |
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and start celebrating with some liquid Xmas cheer.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:15 AM
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I'd like some liquid X. I've been good this year, Santa! Good as could be expected, anyway.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:19 AM
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53. Well, I guess you didn't think that was stupid. |
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Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 11:20 AM by RebelOne
You are welcome to join me.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:08 AM
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44. I just won the lottery |
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here in Texas and I was thinking about sharing a bit with all DUers. ;)
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:16 AM
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47. I'll PM you my paypal details. |
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:20 AM
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You forgot to say "one of." "One of" the best bands ever. :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:22 AM
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The Who IS the best band ever. But don't cry, it's only Teenage Wasteland...
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:17 AM
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51. I am feeding the homeless and handing out warm coats and blankets. |
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:22 AM
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57. That's pretty damned stupid! |
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How's a dude gonna keep his wine chilled when he's all cozy and warm in a coat and blanket? You KNOW you can't be settin' yer wine down somewhere, or someone'll snitch it from ya.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:22 AM
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late last night. other than that, I am waiting for the dog to wake up, so I can go get coffee
:evilgrin:
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:25 AM
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60. LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE, STUPID! |
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Or wake her bitch ass up and tell her it's coffee time! Coffee and weed makes ya STUPID!
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:44 AM
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62. she's up but still very sleepy |
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had a hard day at the vet's yesterday.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:48 AM
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63. Ah. Was yesterday the big day, then? |
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:hug: for Miss Stella! And even though it's STUPID, :hug: for you, too. ;-)
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Thu Dec-23-04 01:43 PM
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76. No she's still 'intact' which IS Stupid |
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but she's on her way! She was officially declared, "extremely sweet," "good natured" "and really cute" by the vet and the vet techs.
She got her shots and her check up. Yeasty ears, got med for that.
Now if only she would stop lick lick licking herself...:P
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:23 AM
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59. Working for world peace! |
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Go ahead mutha fuka! Dig a grave! :7
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:26 AM
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61. World peace is stupid. |
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The best we can hope for is smaller weapons.
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:54 AM
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bake sugar cookies with my kids.
That couldn't possibly be stupid, could it? :D
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:57 AM
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The cookies or the kids, I mean. That would be STUPID! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 11:56 AM
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to be a "nice" person- kind, thoughtful,etc.- even if it is not appreciated.
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:00 PM
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67. Not appreciating is stupid. |
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:04 PM
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you're supposed to tell me i am stupid. then i can slip into my alter-ego. when people ask "wtf has come over you?" i can answer "short bus made me do it"- no guilt.
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:06 PM
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Being nice all the time is masochistic, and stupid!
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:02 PM
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68. I'm donating a kidney. |
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Later today I'll be donating a lobe of my liver.
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:05 PM
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71. What a coincidence... |
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later today I'll be enjoying some fava beans and chianti. ;-) DONATING IS STUPID! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:20 PM
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73. My GF is off work from tomorrow onward. |
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We're going to cuddle on the couch, go to bed and tomorrow we'll sleep in.
I'm so ashamed of myself.
Please help me stop.
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:21 PM
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74. I'm gonna keep coming back to this thread.... |
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Thu Dec-23-04 12:22 PM
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75. I'm eating lunch at my desk... |
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...and contemplating posting an Ask Me Anything thread.
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Thu Dec-23-04 01:46 PM
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77. Screw you guys, I'm going to France. |
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Thu Dec-23-04 01:52 PM
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79. I think SBP, originator of this thread, is not around right now |
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and THAT is STUPID!
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