Wow, I found a redeeming quality in Paris Hilton

[DS1]

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(stupid DU filter - .cx works for everyone else)

[sniffa]

1. oh she's adorabLe!!!!

it's so hard to stay mad at her

[DS1]

2. well no, she pouts too much, owns a chiuahu - the most annoying

dog on the face of the earth, and isn't even worth ~that~ much.

Yes, I'd still hit it. At least I'm honest about it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Don't let Skinner read that!

Romeo will tombstone you.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. reminds me of an old low budget boobies movie from when I was a kid

H.O.T.S

Anyone else remember that one? A sorority whos anagram meant Hang On To Sex... but they said it was Help Out The Seals?

Danny Bonaduchi was in it... So was a sea lion.

I need more coffee...

[Phillycat]

4. I actually think she's cute.

I don't know what's wrong with me...

[Kellis]

12. *yay*

Im not the only one.:)

[underpants]

5. I honestly don't get what is supposed to be so attractive about her

seriously I just don't get it.

[MadHound]

8. Oh c'mon, don't you see it friend?

She's got that whole pouty white trash look going for her. A body sculpted by coke or meth(or both), a spoiled brat attitude, what's not to love:eyes:

Seriously, if I ever fall for something like that, shoot me, please.

[eleonora]

10. hmm I guess being a heir of Hilton is?

And having a sex video for publicity helps too...hmm, yeah, that's cute.

[underpants]

11. If it is the "rich" thing I'll take J.K. Rowling anyday

[Richardo]

15. mmmmm.....single billionaire writers....

</homer>

[DS1]

16. She can write about my magic wand for books 7, 8 and 9

;-)

[underpants]

18. YES!!!

Exactly

[skygazer]

24. Sorry, not single

Married with kids.

[Richardo]

26. I thought she was a single mom on welfare when she started...

...that was the Horatio Alger story.

Oh well.

[skygazer]

27. She was when she started

However, someone beat you to it. She's now married to some doctor dude - Dr. Neil Murray and they recently had another kid.

Sorry to burst your bubble. :hi:

[Richardo]

28. Oh well. Mrs R might have had something to say about it anyway.

:7

[ThorsHammer]

23. Thirded, easily on my most overrated list

[DrGonzoLives]

29. I agree

She's total skankitude.

[underpants]

32. She difinitely needs some meat on her bones

and I will leave that softball sitting there as a holiday gift.

[Richardo]

6. Hilarious - there's a shirt motto I can really get behind.

[underpants]

7. get behind?

:bounce:

[Richardo]

9. "Support" maybe?

:shrug: :evilgrin:

[RebelOne]

13. Well, I hope I never see her in a fur.

[flvegan]

17. You mean pull a Cindy Crawford?

Vocally anti-fur, then when career hits rock-bottom, sell out to Blackglama?

Anal electrocution looks good on ya, Cin. Bitch.

[J-Lo Biafra]

14. She has really big feet.

I mean, those things are like talons. I guess I shouldn't talk.

[miss_kitty]

20. I never heard of her until I got a computer and got on the internets

Actually, it was 20 September 2003. so it was 9 months after. I just don't know any of these new 'celebs' :cry:

[SKKY]

21. She certainly is a dirty little girl, huh?

[DS1]

31. It sounds like you want her to be ~your~ dirty little girl

:crazy:

[jellybelly]

22. yucky...

she looks like an aging drag queen. Gross...
:puke: I know alot of people willing to club her (without the option of clubbing a seal instead)

[Deja Q]

25. I don't get it. 'Club ME' sounds narcissistic. And whether 'seals' refers

to killing arctic seals or being a Navy SEAL, I could care less. She's always about her and she looks butt-ugly in that make-up too.

[DS1]

30. I see the hatred is strong with this one

LMAO

[MrsCheaplaugh]

33. As Long as She Loves Her Little Dog...

she's alright with me. Although she would rise on the sincerity meter if she'd taken the dog from an animal shelter.