I'm afraid, I'm very afraid. Today I must

[yvr girl]

start my Christmas shopping. I'm thinking of becoming Jewish just to get out of it.

[ET Awful]

1. If you wanted to convert, you should have started in like . . . June,

it's way too late now. :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

4. I can't just say

Today, I am a Jew? Is there more to it than that? Many people have asked me if I'm Jewish, because "Jew" is part of my last name. Will that speed things along?

[ET Awful]

7. Hmmm, I don't think so, you'll have to ask a rabbi :)

I just stick with agnosticism, it's much easier :)

[yvr girl]

9. I don't know if that would get me out of the whole present thing

Maybe I can fake a coma.

[ET Awful]

11. Just tell them you converted to Satanism, and you aren't allowed

to GIVE presents, only TAKE them :)

[miss_kitty]

2. little early for starting your Xmas shopping, aren't you?

I dunno. Some paople REALLY have their shit together. :)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. get everyone the same thing

that way you only have to go to one store. I'd suggest Barnes & Noble gift certificates-one size fits all, and you'd be supporting a Blue store.

[yvr girl]

5. No Barnes & Nobles here

[catbert836]

6. Borders?

[AlCzervik]

8. liquor store-everyone gets a bottle, they even have gift bags there

and as a "Jew" i still buy Christmas presents as my husband and daughter as well as my friends are not jewish.

[yvr girl]

10. Dammit

It seems my plan has some flaws.

I wonder if I can convince everyone that I thought Christmas was next week?