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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:38 PM
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"Jane, You Ignorant Slut!"
:D
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:40 PM
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1. That pretty much says it all...
:D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:44 PM
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2. Ghoddd! -I love those old SNL Classics!
:7
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:45 PM
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3. certainly couldn`t get away with that now
very funny bit...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:46 PM
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5. They would on 'Family Guy'
Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 01:47 PM by HypnoToad
:D

But would it be as funny? Edgy low-brow humor is still nothing if the presentation of it is crap.
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TyeDye75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:21 PM
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11. I saw an episode of Family Guy today
Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 02:21 PM by TyeDye75
It was called Mr Saturday Knight,

In the background you could here Tom Tucker on the news and he says something like....' chaos at the whitehouse today as President Bush stuck his finger in an electrical socket, when asked why, the president replied that "Dick Cheney told me thats where the lepracauns hide their gold".

I laughed so hard.
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 03:11 PM
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13. Apparently it was an in-joke
Jane Curtin was actually the most straightlaced member of the cast.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:46 PM
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4. heh heh heh
Funny for my own reasons.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:17 PM
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8. oh DO share!
:D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:19 PM
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9. I'm selfish!
BUt you shuld check out sniffa's "Worst Job Ever" thread for GOPisEvil's and me threadjacking it! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 01:47 PM
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6. "Bill, you ignorant slut!"
Bob Dole: Bill... you ignorant slut. Saddam Hussein is a boil that needs to be lanced, and we're gonna lance it! So why don't you and yourl little European pals just run along and have a garden party! Eat your sandwiches with the crust cut off, and watercress salad for dessert! Put on your tiny little swimsuits, frolick on the lawn! Throw a beach ball like a girl, explore the different aspects of your sexuality! And if you just step aside and let us - the British, the Spanish, and Australians - take care of business! While I've got you, here's another thing: Tell your Hillary to lay off my wife, Libby! She's a senator now! She doesn't have to take that kind of guff she's been getting from your old lady! Next time she comes home to in tears because Hillary's made some snide remark about her in the Senate cloakroom, or... she's rolling her eyes at my wife in a committee hearing, I'm gonna jump in my car, head over to the Capitol, and beat her like a rented mule! Don't think the Secret Service or Capitol police can protect her! 'Cause I know how to get the drop on her! I know every secret passageway, trap door and revolving bookcase in that building! Sooner or later, I'll get her alone! and, when I do, I'll kick her hippie behind like it's never been kicked! And by the way, I don't want to hear any more Viagra or Britney Spears jokes! I'm not ashamed of my commercial endorsements! I have a family to provide for, and... I didn't have the rich Hollywood friends buying me houses! The no-show job at Dreamworks! Or the $10 million advance on a book! Bob Dole doesn't have those things! Now, you look me in the eye and tell me that you've written one page of that book, Bill Clinton! You can't! Because you haven't written Word One! Because you are what you've always been: an indolent, borderline, sociopathic, hedonistic, sexual predator full of pointy-headed Oxford-bred socialism who would have us all dragged back to the era of Stalin, Mao, and Ho Chi Minh!
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:03 PM
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7. And the guy who wrote that line was:
Our very own Al Franken!

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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:19 PM
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10. Which is why he won 4 Peabody Awards.
cue Katherine..."Now, Al! You know that's not true! Stop that!":eyes:
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NYCGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 02:48 PM
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12. LOL!! NT
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 03:13 PM
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14. Speaking of sluts I just got back from the (formerly) "rich" Mall
Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 03:13 PM by underpants
We have two newer richer malls now.

MILF central :9
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