Best use for a freeper?

[benburch]

[trotsky]

1. If they love their boy's war so much,

they should be the ones to fight it.

[madmom]

2. dartboard

[skygazer]

3. Traction

Those of you dealing with icy roads may want to toss a couple under your tires.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Sex toy? EWWW

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That is the SICKEST thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[davidinalameda]

5. as long as they keep their mouths occupied

it should be okay

:bounce:

[ismnotwasm]

11. No sh**

Not a thought for the over active imaginations.......blech

[benburch]

12. I was sort of thinking of a toy for Mason Verger. nt

[ismnotwasm]

6. Compost

'Cause then some good could be gotten out of them...I do like the cannon fodder one too. Sign up freeps! My kid is over there, and she would kick your ass if you said any of that rw crap to her face! And no, she doesn't think you "support" her.

[politicaholic]

7. Plunger or perhaps a Q-tip.

[Tweed]

8. Court Jester

Merely for our entertainment and for us to laugh at.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Best response so far. (nt)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. If this war is so wonderful,

why haven't all the freepers signed up to join the military, especially the Bush twins?

[DBoon]

10. Chew toy for a pitbull

on second thought, most pit bulls are far too discriminating

[the Princess]

13. If you slice em thin

they make a fine roofing shingle!

[benburch]

14. Swift! nt

[graywarrior]

15. Toilet paper

in Iraq

[LostInAnomie]

17. Urinal

As long as they can keep from touching me. An open mouth is a must also.

[flvegan]

18. Defenestration practice. eom

[WMliberal]

21. noyade

I love obscure ways of killing people.

er, I mean, I don't like ordinary ways either. In fact, I don't kill people at all. Crap, the authorities are on to meeeeeeeeeee.

[da_chimperor]

19. Shark bait!

I know, I know, poor sharks. But I think they can handle freepers since they've been known to eat licence plates and old tires :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

20. speed bump

[benburch]

22. For speed bump use "pothole filler"

They are speed bumps until traffic flattens them down a bit.

[Placebo]

23. You know, polls like this are why democrats LOSE elections!

:crazy:

[benburch]

24. You mean RIGGED polls? nt

[donheld]

25. They can be compost AFTER cannon fodder

see they can be good for two things.

[China_cat]

26. Best ideas will come from the book

101 uses for a dead cat.

[BigMcLargehuge]

27. brush guard

[benburch]

28. But a bit hard to clean the bugs off of after a road trip... nt

[NoPasaran]

29. Crash test dummy

[FlyByNight]

30. They're usually so gung-ho about...

the Halliburton War, it's only fitting they be used for cannon fodder.