Who wants to give Kleeb a holiday Briss?

[AlCzervik]

any takers?

[MuseRider]

1. Its going to take quite a few

of us just to hold him down.

[AlCzervik]

2. i'm sure the volunteers will be here shortly.

[JohnKleeb]

4. more than a few

:D

[MuseRider]

43. John

:hi: I had to go work for a bit, are you still intact?

[JohnKleeb]

48. I am great

Yeah I am intact lol, all is good, been out of GD for the most part and no wounds.

[JohnKleeb]

3. Isn't that a Jewish thing?

I am Catholic damnit.

[AlCzervik]

5. for you, we make an exception.

[roguevalley]

6. oy. even the thought of it makes me ... verklempt

[AlCzervik]

8. Don't plotz, it will be fun watching.

[Skittles]

33. tawk amongst yourselves

:D

[JohnKleeb]

10. I am special!

[AlCzervik]

11. oh yeah, you're "Special"

now hop on the table, the moyle is on the way.

[JohnKleeb]

14. NEVER!

[Cuban_Liberal]

7. I'd wager you're too late.

American tend to be knife happy around male newborns.

:P

[AlCzervik]

9. Then he shall be re-brissed of whats left!

[Cuban_Liberal]

15. Ouch!

Keep those knives away from ME, thank you very much!

;)

[ET Awful]

12. I've got the necessary tools

Just slip it right in here. . . .

[AlCzervik]

13. Thats so much better than what i'd hoped for!!!

[barb162]

17. whoa nelly! That would smart a bit, wouldn't it?

[ET Awful]

19. But it'd be over so quick, just a little SNIP and it's done

(said Mel Brooks in "Robin Hood - Men in Tights" in his role as the wandering Moyle).

[barb162]

22. Where does Mel Brooks come up with these lines

[AlCzervik]

24. Flashbacks from his own briss.

I went to my nephews, there is no way that won't be ingrained in his memory.

[ET Awful]

26. Don't know, but in the movie, he also had a miniature guillotine :) n/t

[LiberalFighter]

49. Is that one size fits all?

[barb162]

16. regulars Slovaks don't do briss

[Cuban_Liberal]

18. Neither do Cubans, thank God.

:)

[barb162]

20. but then I forget to add, drunk Slovaks might do briss (and might do

anything else)

[JohnKleeb]

21. yes but I am only Slovak remember, I am also Irish, German, and Slovene

[barb162]

23. yeah, but if you're plotzed, you're plotzed; you won't feel a thing. Mel

Brooks said so.

[JohnKleeb]

25. but what if I don't know who Mel Brooks is?

[AlCzervik]

27. You lie!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

28. I do

[David Dunham]

29. I say Kleeb deserves it.

[barb162]

30. then he should be brissed mercifully; dull blades really smart

[Skittles]

31. I am thinking of naming my next cat KLEEB

yes INDEED

[barb162]

32. Hey Skittles, Merry Christmas, Merry KleebBriss.

[JohnKleeb]

34. are you really?

[da_chimperor]

35. I'd consider it if I knew what one was

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

36. Its a Jewish thing

[da_chimperor]

37. Oh, that's a different story

I'll give you two then! :D

[JohnKleeb]

38. yes but you realize, I am not even Jewish though

I look a little Jewish but I am a dirty little Catholic.

[da_chimperor]

42. Yeah, I've been to Hanukkah celebrations before

and I'm an avowed atheist. Those potato pancakes are awesome!

[JohnKleeb]

46. You originally Jewish?

Yeah those potato pancakes are good, my 2nd grade teacher was Jewish and she brought em in, and they were good.

[da_chimperor]

50. Nope, Episcopalian . . . pretty damn cool as Christians go

but still, Sunday school never made an impression on me.

[JohnKleeb]

51. Yeah I see

I am still Catholic, but I would always look for a way to skip out of CCD.

[donheld]

39. How do we know he's not already brissed?

i wouldn't cut him there for anything.

[JohnKleeb]

40. Catholics aren't brissed

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

41. Care for some briss-ket? LOL!

[JohnKleeb]

44. I am having a BBQ bacon and onion pizza later :)

so I'll passed but I do love good beef brisket.

[donheld]

45. No they don't get an official party but

Catholics do like to cut little boys too.

[JohnKleeb]

47. well I am not realyl little anymore

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

52. wink wink nudge nudge say no more...

[terrya]

53. Oh dear God, NO.

Sorry, John. :-)