Which replacement phrase is most apropos?

[Deja Q]

Cross out "Daddy's" and replace it with:

[u4ic]

1. All of the above

we don't want to be exclusionary.

[Demeter]

3. It's a Woman's Right to Choose, After All!

[Deja Q]

5. Bah-zing!

:wow:

ROTFLMAO!

[ET Awful]

2. Uncle Jeffrey's n/t

[Deja Q]

4. I added something similar to the list...

"Unkie John's". See, "John" has a possible second meaning here. O8) But the core idea is still yours, thanks! :D

[flvegan]

6. Better yet, add

"he never saw me take them."
or
"and his DNA, since we're also brothers."

[CO Liberal]

7. My Kid Sister Said She Saw A Couple Once....

The woman was obviously pregnant and wearing a T-shirt that said "GUESS WHAT'S HERE?" with a down arrow. The man had a T-shirt that said "GUESS WHO PUT IT THERE?"

I figured the best response would be to walk up to the man and say:

"Don't tell me - let me guess. The milkman! The mailman! YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!"

:-)

[flvegan]

8. Your response was funny, but the shirt (the man's) is lame

"Guess who put it there?" Yeah, like he had so much to do with it. He didn't put it there, he might've spent 30 or 45 seconds putting a couple ounces of fluid a long swim away, but I'll bet she did most of the work.

You also could've gone up, fallen on your knees and said, "Did Jeeezus put it there?"

[Tony_Illinois]

9. Mama's First Cousin From The Trailer Next Door's Eyes

[mcscajun]

10. 'Cause Somebody had to vote for the Milkman...

...even thought that's a very dated reference out here in the Northeast.

:)

It still worked for Monty Python, so it's good enough for me.