AlienGirl
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Thu Dec-23-04 05:07 PM
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"Fight the stick, not the vacuum cleaner!" |
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Just now, my cockatoo was fighting various objects, and I had to redirect his aggression to his stick (an old Swiffer handle) so he wouldn't chew holes in the vacuum cleaner's hose.
I found myself uttering the sentence, "Fight the stick, not the vacuum cleaner!" and realized how surreal that sounded.
What are some things you never thought you'd have to say?
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Bertha Venation
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Thu Dec-23-04 05:10 PM
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1. upon hearing cats fighting in the early morning hours: |
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"SHUT THE FUCK UP! People are trying to dread going to work!"
Yelled at my cats several weeks ago.
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ClintonTyree
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Thu Dec-23-04 05:10 PM
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2. I never thought I'd have to say................... |
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George Bush is going to be a two term pResident.
Hell, I never thought I'd have to say George Bush was going to be pResident at all.
Strange days we're living in, strange days.
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Thu Dec-23-04 05:11 PM
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"I'm from the Department of the Interior, and I'm here to investigate complaints against your coal mine."
It was my first law job. Contrary to what everyone says, I can state with great personal authority that it is, indeed, possible to be fired by the Federal government.
<curtsey>
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AlienGirl
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Thu Dec-23-04 05:15 PM
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4. "You can't eat chili with a Lego--use a spoon!" |
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Thu Dec-23-04 05:24 PM
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