I am White(Eastern European, Irish, German mix), Catholic, Straight

[JohnKleeb]

and I wanna be persecuted! :cry:

[Kikosexy2]

1. Would..

you like to be flogged, have your testicles tickled, your butt-hole tingled or your nipples nibbled?

[JohnKleeb]

4. I said persecuted

[guitar man]

19. persecuted, hell

..that kind of behavior can get you PROSECUTED down here in these parts! ;)

[HereSince1628]

2. Contact ww3.dominatrix.fantasy.org/asm/whp123

[Renew Deal]

3. The white Christian man is being persecuted.

There will be no peace until we can read the bible in schools and put up pictures of Jesus everywhere.

God Bless You

[JohnKleeb]

5. I was thinking you would call me a hunkie

Thats what the management at the mine called em.

[liontamer]

6. bad boy

bad bad bad. Haven't we talked to you about copycatting. :spank:

[JohnKleeb]

9. nope, and now I got a sore on the ass

[Kikosexy2]

14. OOooooh...

that just screams...a total experienced bottom...oooohhh!!

[Cuban_Liberal]

7. How may I oppress you?

Or do I get to choose, Speedoboy?

:evilgrin:

[da_chimperor]

8. Hey, hey's a minor!

Bad moderator! :spank:

[Cuban_Liberal]

12. Not in Illinois, he's not.

We're a blue state, so we don't have those weird, oppressive sex laws here.

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

16. lol

"Get your filthy laws off of my genitals." -Benburch

[Cuban_Liberal]

21. Hehe!

It was actually a mistake, back in 1961, when the Leg' revised the criminal code. Somehow, all the laws dealing with gay sex, sodomy, etc., got left out of the conference bill that was passed and signed into law by the Guv. After the ommission was discovered, no one could quite bring themselves to introduce a 'sex bill', so we remain a blue island of sanity.

:)

[da_chimperor]

20. Uh oh . . .

run away Kleeb. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

11. Ive told you

I dress up like a southern belle before I dress up in a speedo.

[Cuban_Liberal]

13. Whatever trips your trigger, Scarlett!

;)

[JohnKleeb]

15. Why, I do declare

[Cuban_Liberal]

17. LOL!

You nut!

:hug:

[JohnKleeb]

35. You know I never seen that movie

:shrug: for some weird reason whenever I pretend to be a girl, being a girl who has some interest in other girls comes easy to me :shrug:, I wonder why!

[jonnyblitz]

24. Kleeb, since I have met you several times in person..

I SERIOUSLY can't picture you in a speedo. NO offense. :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

31. Jonny I do say I am flattered

[HEyHEY]

10. Try joining a woman's gym

[David Dunham]

18. John should be made to wear Speedos

[Kikosexy2]

22. Would ..

that be a good thing or a bad thing?

[David Dunham]

23. Good. He hates Speedos.

[sonicx]

25. Happy Holidays

:evilgrin:

[Medium Baby Jesus]

26. Straight? Really?

[SmileyBoy]

27. OK...

You honky!!!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

32. Its Hunkie!

[NashVegas]

28. This One's for YOU, Kleeb!

[UrbScotty]

29. I hereby senselessly persecute John Kleeb...

in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit and of Ronald Reagan.

Amen.

[David Dunham]

30. I say John needs a good, over the knee sp-nking

[SOteric]

33. Good news!

We can persecute you for your youth. Howzat?

[JohnKleeb]

34. Yes!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[SOteric]

36. Ya Whippersnapper!

*LOL*

[AlCzervik]

37. The moyle is on his way!

[JohnKleeb]

38. I don't get it!

[AlCzervik]

40. To perform your briss!

Merry Kleebbriss!!

[JohnKleeb]

41. ooooooooooooh noooooooooo!

[Baja Margie]

39. After your persecution

do you also want to be cannoized?

We can do that John, I have a little Holy Water from Lourdes, and Mike can do the ceremony.

Speaking of Holy water, did any of you Catholics out there, used to pretend when you were kids that those sugar candy wafers, what were they called, anyway they were flat wafers in different colors, did you ever pretend they were the host? We used to do that and hold private masses in the the bathroom and put veils over our heads. Boy, those Irish Nuns had us goin I'll tell you.

[JohnKleeb]

42. Yes canoization would be swell

[JanMichael]

43. I'm curious, is this a jab at the real socio-economic issues like Racism?

Or are you just pulling a Kleeb?

[JohnKleeb]

44. Pulling a Kleeb, its a copycat thread too

Remember I am seldom serious in the lounge.

[JanMichael]

45. Ahhhh. I thought so.

That said as a young Liberal you may indeed end up persecuted in the near future.

I got your back.

[JohnKleeb]

46. I don't intend on allowing it

[flaminbats]

47. join zer klubbin..

"Roman law was influenced by the Greek concept of natural law-the belief in universal and discoverable norms, applicable not merely to certain civilized peoples but to all"