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Thu Dec-23-04 06:33 PM
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So who is doing all this persecuting? Please check in... |
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:37 PM
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Edited on Thu Dec-23-04 06:37 PM by buddhamama
weren't expecting me, were you? sweet me-i'd never persecute anyone! HAH! :D Now that 2005 is upon us I've decided to return to my old self.
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:38 PM
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2. Hey buddhamama! Who should we persecute |
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lots o folks think they are being persecuted - so maybe, for the right target (pun intended), we should oblige?
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:40 PM
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short people. what good are they!? you're always tripping over them- BAH !
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:42 PM
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does that mean I have to persecute myself? That could be interesting
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:43 PM
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indeed. I am short too, 5' to be exact.
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:44 PM
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12. So what did you think of the song... you know the one... |
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I was in high school and kept getting picked up by tall guys and "seranaded" (my choice of perspective) with the chorus... lol.
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:46 PM
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15. seriously? let me ask you |
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did any of them win your heart with that song?
it's kinda funny-the song. never bothered me really.
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:48 PM
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I found it simultaneously amusing, and irritating. Actually I was in the younger years and it was some big senior football types that took to it - so I secretly (never admitted it before) rather enjoyed the attention. Ah for the days of my superficial youth!
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:39 PM
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:43 PM
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the omnipresent "them"...
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:39 PM
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4. I'm white, straight and male. I oppress everyone! |
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:39 PM
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6. I haven't seen you at the weekly meetings |
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Do you know the secret handshake yet?
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:42 PM
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9. so you two... who is the target this week? |
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:44 PM
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13. I was just recently granted membership. |
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I'm one them damn foreigners...but I have no accent and I'm a citizen, so they let me join the oppressor class.
My dues check hasn't cleared yet. I don't get to learn the handshake until then.
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:46 PM
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til the check clears they are persecuting YOU behind your back!
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:47 PM
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16. Damn! The Man always gets you one way or another! |
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:48 PM
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f*uck that! i ain't gonna be persecuted by no foreignor.
what nationality are you again- oh yeah, greek god. ok pal, you're next on my list. :-)
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:49 PM
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19. I don't know his height... but |
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maybe he can get a double wammy of persecution...?
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:50 PM
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20. Well...for a guy I'm sorta short... |
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:51 PM
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22. Lookie here... a willing victim |
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there has got to be a catch....
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:54 PM
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play victim. standard ploy to get you to lower your guard and feel sorry for them- don't do it salin. stay strong.
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:56 PM
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26. Ah, but the poor guy only has 24 teeth |
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*stay strong... stay strong*
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:58 PM
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next he'll tell ya he only two eyes :crazy:
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:59 PM
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28. Oh, I have gray hairs, too. |
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Come on! Victimize me!!!!! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:01 PM
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29. bah! Now if they were naturally recurring |
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green or pink hairs.. then maybe sympathy might save you from the wrath and undaunting pace of our future persecution...
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:03 PM
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30. I have brown eyes, too! |
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I'm so...so...normal and average! Surely I must be persecuted for my bland average-ness!
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:09 PM
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you are a recent first time home owner... just steps away from becoming an oppressor and slum lord... it is a part of the deal when you get that membership in the club...
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:10 PM
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32. I know...my house is PERFECT for a rental... |
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I HAVE thought about it...oh my God...I'm becoming one of them!
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:11 PM
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33. Insidious how that happens? |
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OH he of perfect status for persecution....
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:13 PM
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34. Oh no...I'm about to be persecuted aren't I? |
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I can take it...*girds loins*
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:16 PM
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35. just to torture you... |
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this will have to wait until after I eat dinner... and catch up on the news... you will not know when we will strike... enjoy your evening... :evilgrin:
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Thu Dec-23-04 07:17 PM
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36. Torture with my persecution?! |
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There will be a reckoning! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:54 PM
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25. I only have 24 teeth, too. |
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:7
Stupid teeth were too big for my mouth, so 8 of 'em had to go! So, yeah, I'm a dental freak, too! Bring it on! :P
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:51 PM
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you're good
(ssshhhh, all subtle like, ask him his height)
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:54 PM
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just volunteered that info ... wondering what the game is... playing coy for attempted double-dealing-secret reverse persecution, perhaps?
But Hah! We are onto that game... we can go for the triple "I am rubber you are glue" persecution ...
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Thu Dec-23-04 06:39 PM
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I'm white, straight, male, and Christian, everything is my fault.
Now, if you'll excuse, I need to go to the weekly Grand Conspiracy to Oppress Everyone Society meeting where all us men sit around thinking up ways to oppress more people.
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