Fill in the blank: "Just once, I'd like it if_________"

[Blue in a Red State]

[derbstyron]

1. I could get a date...

with a woman! :shrug:

[Placebo]

4. You could always date Rudolph.

I'm sure he'd love and adore you forever, if you could mind the nose.

[derbstyron]

5. wouldnt it be better

if I went for Clarice?

[JohnKleeb]

12. Yeah instead of a reindeer

I got a couple girls I'd like to go out with now myself.

[JohnKleeb]

14. eh?

Dude it's just not the same.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I would too

like a date with a woman.

[AccessGranted]

2. stupid people didn't try to act intelligent

That drives me crazy. It's like they think that you don't know they are stupid.

[PartyPooper]

3. Junior and his gang would say, "I'm sorry we invaded Iraq."

"We were wrong to go into that country and kill thousands of innocent people for naught."

Just once I'd like to hear them say it. But, of course, I won't hold my breath waiting.

:eyes:

[Robeson]

6. Nice one. And a sad statement about the country in which we live.

[Forkboy]

7. nothing but morbid answers coming to my mind

tis not the season for thoughts like mine :thumbsdown:

[autorank]

8. The CM (Corporate Media) did its fucking job. JUST ONCE!

That's about all it would take. I'd also like it if just once the sun rose in the West and just once Matthews had a balanced panel. Or maybe just once, nah, can't say it...

[KeepItReal]

16. Agreed!

Like Michael Irvin said when he was wrongly accused of some offense, he told the media: "I want you to report me being *innocent* with the SAME INTENSITY you reporting me being guilty! DONT'T LOSE THE INTENSITY! DON'T LOSE IT!"

[Gardeaux08]

9. I could

find a man worth my time.

[jdots]

10. the greedy would get a clue.....

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Natalie Portman would ask me to help her in the shower

I mean, really. Just once. Is that so much to ask?!

[JohnKleeb]

15. you and me both

She really is a beautiful woman.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Woo hoo! Absolutely!!

I'd be happy if Episode III of Sar Wars totally ignored Darth vader, and just had two hours of her. Bathing.

What a hottie.

You have good taste, Mr. Kleeb!

[JohnKleeb]

19. She really is a pretty

Hey if that was Star Wars Episode III, even I'd see it.

She really is a beauty as well as smart and politically active as well. The kind of girl, I'd like to bring home to ma and da.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. drool drool drool

And a good democrat, so far as I know, she is.

Sigh.......

[Placebo]

17. Just once I'd like to take off my clothes and not be MARKED by them!

I'm dressed like a fat billboard, I'm a walking Mr Potato Head,

[Shrubhater]

21. Bush

got out of the ******* ****in' white house!!! Oh **** yeah!!!!

[Endangered Specie]

22. I could live in the Star Trek universe

:) even if its just a day.

[LordshipLadyship]

23. right in the middle of his Inaugural speech

Bush announces on TV that every liberal alive is a terrorist, and needs to be nuked, and all liberals need to group up at the ground zero location for extermination. Then the television pattern blips, runs, and a ten-year-old kid is shown sitting at his computer, staring out at us through coke-bottle glasses, laughing. And he says 'Game Over' and 'Punked ya! Bush was never president, man! Gore got in, you idiots! So did John Kerry! It's all been a really rad video game, and you bought it, losers. You lost! Didja really believe a stupid ass like that was a real president? Punked!!!


Please God.