Quick! How do I wrap a Gerbil!?

[Sannum]

:P

[shraby]

1. Put a bow around it's neck and

poke holes in a shoebox to put it in..make sure the wrapping paper has holes in it too.

[elperromagico]

2. In newspaper, with a note saying, "You're next."

[Sannum]

3. LOL

I heard on the news that this was the most unusual item that this gift-wrapping expert had been asked.

I really love your answer:7

[elperromagico]

4. Thank you. I try.

I don't try hard, but I try.

[artificial flavor]

5. Ask this dude..

He might put up a fight but he does know the answer.

http://santorum.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=ContactInformation.ContactForm&CFID=6412989&CFTOKEN=56813327

[radfringe]

6. here ya go

Thug Gerbil Rap
http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Fair/8006/poetry.html

"Yo, homie G, I was walkin' down da streetz....
and up came to meetz
sum catz black as the streetz
they started beatin' my face,
an' I was losing my space,
when I woke up and realized I'd just stained my sheets....

So i rosed to my feetz and said what da dilly you i gots ta eatz
so dey said, word, dat's kewl, let's go to chuck e. cheese an' get us some treatz
so i sais no we should go to da Dariy Queen
and getz some hot eatz and kewl treetz,

So we wuz eatin' our blizzards
in da dairy queen....
out out pops this ghetto rap slap zeen,
we was rappin our christian gangsta rap
and blap out comes a slap....
....and I told my dogz, word, I need uh nap
so i hit the sack
and dey said, "word, dat's whack"
"uh"
"uh"
"word up y'all"
"uh"
"a-huh"
"a-huh"
"a-huh"
"yo yo yo MC Austin in da houze"
"yeeah"
"uh" " uh"
"yeah yeah uh yeah yeah uh uh uh "
"lookin for a thug girl"
yo yo yo ezthomas commin on down
"thug ggggggiiiiiiirrrrrrlllllll" (in a low tone)
"yo, mc austin, what I be looking fo again?"
a thug girl
yo
yo yo
" yo yo yeah uh uh uh dat's right, foo"
we be lookin' for a thug woman, a thug girl...hell, I even be lookin' fo uh thug gerbil"
word up foo...I need uh Thug Gerbil.