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Gloria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 01:31 PM
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Father Christmas: Health Report...as only the British an do it
This is the sort of holiday "drivel" that I can deal with....


http://www.malehealth.co.uk/userpage1.cfm?item_id=584

Father Christmas: Health Report

Every year, as Christmas approaches, Santa Claus visits his local health centre for a check-up. We have had exclusive sight of his doctor's report. It raises serious questions about whether this year's toy deliveries can be guaranteed. First, the railways, then the floods and now this!

Name: Mr S. Claus, aka Father Christmas, St Nicholas, St Nick
Age: approx 1,720 (born c. 280 AD) Marital status: Single, but lives with numerous elves and several animal companions...


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mohinoaklawnillinois Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 01:37 PM
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1. That is absolutely hilarious. As you said "only the British"!!!!
Merry Christmas or as the Brits say "Happy Christmas".
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 03:35 PM
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2. SINGLE??!?!
Has he divorced Mrs Claus? Or has he just been LIVING IN SIN all these years!!!???!??
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