HUM-MOTHERFUCKIN'-BUGGERY!

[short bus president]

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

1. Merry what-the-fuck-ever, SBP!!

:hi:

Hey, LOOK!! I am a 4 digiter now!!

[short bus president]

HUMBUG!

And happy 4-digits! Your next milestone, IIRC, involves either some time on the hood of NSMA's car, or an ass-kicking from Skittles. ;-)

But seriously... HUMBUGGERY!

:D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

9. What's expected/involved with the hood of NSMA's car thing?

I am a wimp and would not hold up well against the likes of the feared and greatly respected Skittles. :scared:

[short bus president]

11. Well, see...

I think that rite-of-passage option may be off the table now. Maybe the new rite of passage is to fight Misunderestimator on the hood of NSMA's car...

We'll hafta check with those two if they can focus their mutually googly eyes enough to post on DU sometime this holiday. ;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. Dammit, I am screwed. I am a lova', not a fighter!

I was always terrified of those girls in high school who'd go around pulling hair, punching each other... ACK!!
:scared:

[short bus president]

15. lova', huh?

Perhaps we could work something out in the back of the bus, and call THAT a Lounge rite of passage. ;-) I'm no NSMA, I'm sure, but I AM cromulently scavery! :D

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

16. I am afraid that you'd then fore go your humbuggery and find your

Christmas cheer.

And we can't have that. It just wouldn't be the same.

[short bus president]

17. Nobody ever said

yer next Lounge Rite of Passage was comin' up anytime soon, Miz Lou_Who. :P

[DS1]

2. sign me up for the buggering

that somehow sounds wrong, but i can't put my finger in it ;-)

[matcom]

4. it involves cooking tongs

and cocaine :D

[DS1]

8. All I've got is a knife sharpener

ribbed, for my pleasure :o

[short bus president]

6. If it sounds wrong,

hum louder. :P

[Bunny]

3. Yeah? Well Merry Farking Christmas to you too, ya bastid!

:P

:hi: SBP!

[short bus president]

7. HUM-FARKING-BUGGERY!

Merry stuff to you, too, dear. :loveya:

HUMBUG!

[flaminbats]

12. ha ha...

you're jokes get me everytime :boring:

[Redneck Socialist]

5. You got...

...HUM(mers) Mother fucking and buggery all in one concise little post and it's not even a sex thread. My hat's off to you. Well done! :toast:

[auntAgonist]

10. If a hat's all yer wearing .. this could be a nudity thread too !!

Merry Ho Ho to everyone!

[short bus president]

13. I say HUMBUG on the rules!

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX! And FROTTAGING!

:P