Christmas Eve: Sit On Uncle Zomby's Lap and Tell Him What You Want!

[Zomby Woof]

:loveya:

[JanMichael]

1. Merry Christmas from Michael and Stephanie

if you had been smart, and come to NC, we could have all had dinner tonight!

Maybe next year!

[Zomby Woof]

4. I know I know!

But maybe next year. In fact, I am aiming to get out there this spring, before June at any rate. Stay tuned! I will be flying into Charlotte when I do.

Merry Christmas to both of you!

[flamingyouth]

2. Peace on Earth and all of our troops home safe

Is that too much to ask? :hug:

[Zomby Woof]

5. Never too much to ask

And that is my first wish too. :hug:

[Demit]

3. First of all, I'm not falling for that uncle crap anymore

But anyway, whaddya got?

[Zomby Woof]

6. I'll give you peace on earth too

How's that? :-)

[sasquatch]

7. Eww!! Unka Zombie smells like cheap whiskey and mace!!

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

9. don't forget

The faint odor of cat urine too! x(

[matcom]

8. oh no you don't!

i'm not falling for THAT trick again!

you may THINK you can fool me a dozen or so times but NOT on the 15th try buddy!

[Zomby Woof]

10. What???

But this time I have a CANDY CANE for you! :D

[matcom]

11. oh ok. THAT'S different

:D

[Der Blaue Engel]

12. Um, okay...

I want a lamp made out of a mannequin leg.

No, a Red Ryder BB gun!

All right, actually I want monkey pajamas. There. I've said it. My secret is out.

(Hey, Uncle Zomby, is that a present in your pocket???) :o

P.S., Have ya seen this? http://www.ooblick.com/lamp/

[Zomby Woof]

14. Monkey pajamas it is!

Yeah! We ordered a leg lamp as a prop in the play from someone else. Lots of people sell them! Cool that you can make them! :D

:hi: Blaue!

[Der Blaue Engel]

16. Yayyyyy!!! Monkey jammies!!!!

I cannot *wait* to look under the tree tomorrow. :D

Hey, Z'Woof, I notice you're in Flagstaff...did you do theatre at NAU? A friend of mine used to be in their theatre dept.

[Zomby Woof]

17. not at NAU

I am with the community theater company called Theatrikos. I did act with lots of NAU grads, however! :-)

[CatWoman]

13. Is that a lump of coal in your pants

or are you just glad to see me?? :D

[Zomby Woof]

15. It's not coal

But it's BURNING! :D

[roguevalley]

18. that lamp looks nice ...

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

19. I know *just* what I want.

I want to sit on Uncle Zomby's lap! For a long time. Naked. :o


And since I have to work graveyard again tonight, I want to get some sleep. :(

[Zomby Woof]

20. That's what I want too!

Except that we'll both be naked! :o

When you get home, I'll have the bed nice and warm for you. :loveya:

[AlCzervik]

21. Just sitting on your lap is enough for me!

but if you could throw in The Godfather Part 2 and Goodfellas on dvd it would be much appreciated.

[Zomby Woof]

22. great choices!

But the lap is the best choice of the 3. ;-)

[yvr girl]

23. OK, Uncle Zomby - I'll sit on your lap, but I need to whisper in your ear

'cause I'm shy.

1. Peace on Earth - whatever (now for the good stuff)
2. A new, fabulous job
3. My own personal boy toy (an actual man, not a ..uhem, well, you know...anyway
4. Bookshelves

Thanks, Uncle Zomby. Hey! I'm telling. Uncle Zomby pinched my ass.
:*

[Zomby Woof]

24. Merry Christmas yvr girl!

I will do my best on all 4! I especially understand on the bookshelves. :hi: :hug:

[yvr girl]

25. Merry Christmas to you too, ZombyWoof

And a Happy Boxing Day too.

[Zomby Woof]

26. ah yes!

I like to post for Boxing Day too. Too bad it was never adopted down here :-)

[loudestchick]

27. Oh! Goody!

I want....cordial cherries...and...a cleaning service...and...and...new mittens...and...a scarf...and that feels nice...what was I saying?

[Zomby Woof]

28. Xmas Eve Kick!

[nini]

29. well..... let me seeeee

how about polish sausage :evilgrin:


:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

30. hehehehehehe

I planned on stuffing your stocking with one! :P

[nini]

31. LOLOLOLOL

maybe that's where I hid that mistletoe..

[Zomby Woof]

32. I'll suck it right out

:P

[nini]

36. you know how you could always tell when I was turning red?

BITES LIP - hahahahahhahahahha

[fortyfeetunder]

33. Nothing material please Uncle Zomby Claus

I have everything I need. But here are some gifts you can give to the Bush Family:

President Bush: pretzels
Jenna and Barbara: AA meeting pass
Laura Bush: some chill pills
Momma Barbara Bush: a DVD of all the funerals from the US Iraqi casualties
Papa George Bush: Turn him into an Iraqi insurgent and let him live at Abu Gharib

[Zomby Woof]

34. nice list!

Peace to you and your loved ones. :hi:

[aQuArius]

35. I've been naughty... I should be punished

:D :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

37. *checks naughty list*

Yep! You have been! :spank:

[aQuArius]

38. oh! I like it!

more, please?

[Zomby Woof]

39. *spank*

:spank:

[nini]

40. How could I forget ...what do you want?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

41. I want...

*whispers in ear*

[nini]

54. whispers my ass... more like BLASTS it in email

hahahahaha

but have you been naughty or nice? Actually, both would qualify :evilgrin:


Ok, I really am going now.

Good night WD.. :loveya:

[Cuban_Liberal]

42. Well, Uncle Zomby, I've had my eye on this pair of boots...

They're a pair of steel-toed Redwings. Other than that, I'm good to go.

:)

[Zomby Woof]

44. hehe

Hey, don't you have a pig to tend to?? How can you find time for this? :D

[Cuban_Liberal]

51. The pig's doing fine.

He's warmer than I am, actually.

;)

[SarahB]

43. Money, the right man, and a suite at the Bellagio in Vegas.

Oh yeah, and Peace on Earth too. :D
Not sure which one going to be more attainable in the next few months.

[Zomby Woof]

46. If you want a free trip on a local train

I can arrange that. The others...ehhh! I am a 3.5 hour or so drive from Vegas! But I have no suite at the Bellagio! :-(

:hi: Hope you're feeling a little better!

[Zomby Woof]

47. dupe

[ThoughtCriminal]

45. Can I have some coal?

For my steam locomotive?

[Zomby Woof]

48. Most definitely!

:D

[SOteric]

49. Uncka Zomby!!

For Christmas I want there to be peace on earth. No wars, no police actions, no battles, skirmishes, peace-keeping missions, fracas, set-tos, rows, kerfluffles or any of the thousand other things people call a war when they don't want to say 'war.'

I want the hungry to be filled with hearty and nourishing repasts, the lonely to be comforted, the poor to have plenty, the elderly to know love and respect and the children to have every opportunity.

I'd like the ill to have access to medicine and care without fear of homelessness.

I'd like public education that enhanced the lives of our young and leads to academic excellence.

I'd like mean-spiritedness, vulgarity and trashiness to lose their popularity and be replaced by actually caring about and being sensitive to one another.

In shorty, ZombyClaus, - I'd really like you to get these fucking pod people out of my country and sent them back to whatever slithering reptile planet they came from.

And if all that's too much to manage, - perhaps you'd like to pull up a chair and join me for a slice of pie. We have whipped cream.

[Zomby Woof]

50. *pulling up chair*

That's great wish list. Check my sig link for more of the same!

:loveya: and a :hug: for you my dear friend!

[KittyWampus]

52. A Night At The Opera

[Zomby Woof]

53. One of my favorite Marx Brothers films!

You no-a-fool me! There is no sanity clause!

[KittyWampus]

56. NO NO NO!!! I Meant A NIGHT AT THE OPERA

:D

[Zomby Woof]

59. I know!

But you should know by now I am an incurable smartass, AND I couldn't resist tying in that movie to a Christmas pun! :D

[WilliamPitt]

55. People to chill the fuck out for a bit

[Zomby Woof]

58. LOL!

Amen, brother. :-)

[AngryLizard]

57. I would like

an ipod, a Treo 650, and the election results to be challenged.

Thanks, Uncle Zomby!