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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 05:57 PM
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What Are You Leaving Out For Santa?
Me? A bottle of Jack and some shortbread cookies. :D
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 06:04 PM
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1. Drugs. Lots of drugs.
I mean... he does look a little like Jerry Garcia...
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 06:07 PM
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2. Nothing
My paycheck was never cut. I was suppose to get it yesterday, and then they said today, but it never came in.:-(
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 06:28 PM
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3. I'm leaving out...period!
I don't want to be here what that guy gets jammed in my chimney again.
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 06:29 PM
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4. nachos & beer n/t
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 06:29 PM
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5. You mean what would I be leaving out for the dogs?
:-)

They would love cookies. And maybe even a bottle of Jack.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 06:30 PM
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6. molasses cookies
butter cookies

a piece of Collin Street Bakery fruitcake

a couple of carrots

a glass of eggnog

a big ol' glass of Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 08:26 PM
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7. well, are you gonna be Santa?
:evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 08:56 PM
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8. unfortunately this year
Santa's getting dirty tissues filled with sniffles and tears again.
A toast to a better one next year. :toast:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 08:59 PM
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9. Damn, do you want to get Santa drunk?
Don't you know he has some serious sleigh driving to do? I wouldn't want Christmas to get canceled due to Santa getting a DUI.
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Dastard Stepchild Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:01 PM
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10. I ate all the cookies...
Really, I did. I'm at my Ma's house, and I never have cookies at home, so when I saw the cookies she mad, I ate them all. I generally put on abut 3 pounds over Christmas :)
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Mabeline Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:09 PM
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11. Cut out sugar cookies
that me and the offspring made, and of course, milk.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:13 PM
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12. Vodka & Red Bull
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north houston dem Donating Member (173 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:18 PM
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13. Homemade cabbage rolls and a cape cod baby
and I'm sampling them too!
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Pegleg Thd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:42 PM
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14. Nothing
Rummy is going to have him shot down over Iraq!!!!
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:46 PM
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15. A hooker.
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 09:49 PM
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16. rope & chain
hoping he'll surprise me.
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WritersBlock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-24-04 11:22 PM
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17. Dustpuppies n/t
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