DesEtoiles
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:14 PM
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Breaking News: U.S. Launches "Pre-Emptive Strike" Against Santa |
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Edited on Fri Dec-24-04 07:14 PM by NormaR
AP - U.S. confirms that American war planes shot down Santa over Washington D.C. as Santa was approaching the no-fly zone near the White House.
Asked whether the White House would apologize for the mistake, a WH spokesman said "What mistake? We don't make mistakes. Santa was a heathen pagan threatening the White House, so we took decisive pre-emptive action."
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:27 PM
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1. I was just saying this to my sis about the Norad tracking |
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They were fixing to shoot down the jolly old elf.
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:31 PM
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3. NORAD tracking Santa... |
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every year, NORAD gives 'position reports' on Santa. It's been done for many years... never knew they were trying to arrange an intercept, though.
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Fri Dec-24-04 07:29 PM
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2. and just where is the "liberal" media???????????? n/t |
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