DesEtoiles
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:22 PM
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Mr. Garrison captures the Right's Xmas message to world: |
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Artist: Mr. Garrison Lyrics Song: Merry F@cking Christmas
Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say...
"Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry f@cking Christmas Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday. So get off your heathen Muslim ass and f@cking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard They don't hang up their stockings And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry f@cking Christmas Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass and f@cking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th All they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist Merry f@cking Christmas God is going to kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus And Merry f@cking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say, Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, Merry F@cking Christmas, To You!
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Thank you Mr. hat
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Osamasux
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:27 PM
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Thanks, I forgot about that one, m'kay?
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:39 PM
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2. hmmm I wonder if theyll have that on comedy central tonight |
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:49 PM
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3. Ever hear "The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever"? n/t |
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Dare me to post the lyrics?
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Fri Dec-24-04 11:51 PM
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4. One of my faves - Thanks for posting |
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Sat Dec-25-04 12:19 AM
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Its christmas time in hell!
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