Sh*t....again this year....Its NOT FAIR!!!!

[bvar22]

ANOTHER LUMP of COAL!!!


I try...I really try, but its NOT FAIR!!!
You can be as good as baby Jesus for 364 days of the year,
but FUCK UP just ONCE, and its a Lump of Coal in your stocking!!


Its the LISTS, I tell you, those DAMN Lists!!!
Once you get on that list of those who have been Baaad, you can NEVER get off.

I don't think he's really watching like the song says. He's just using the list from last year, or the year before,
or the one from 1983....thats the last time I was really bad.
But EVERY Christmas, its the same damn thing, over and over....Lump of Damn Coal.

I don't know why I even bother trying to be good anymore. No matter what....Lump of Coal.
Damn!

[dweller]

1. well, you're in good company here

so to speak.

dp

[SmileyBoy]

2. At least you got coal...

You don't wanna know what kind of dark lump he left in my stocking...

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Yeah, at least you can burn coal without stinking up the house

Oh, the years that I wished santa had only brought me coal...

[hfojvt]

4. you are staying on the bad list because of

your f*cking swearing tanj it all.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Coal is going for about $30 per ton

The reserves are estimated at 220 billion tons.
For the foreseeable future, we'll use 2.75 bil ton per year, enough for about 90 years.

Now...if you're still holding your investment by then, compounded by yearly contributions on future christmases, things will finally be going your way.

Now if that's Anthracite....You'll have quite a "nestegg" there.


...But I've always been an optimist.

[MisterP]

6. organ meats!

[Tsiyu]

7. My favorite Christmas card of all time

Shows a snowman getting two lumps of coal in his stocking.

He presses them into his head and *Presto!*

"I can see! I can see!"


Get it? The coal became his eyeballs. I loved that card!

[RevCheesehead]

8. So put it in a vice, and voila: instant diamond!