Da Jesus Book

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Matthew 1:1

Jesus he born Betlehem town, Judea side. Herod, he da king dat time. An you know wat? Had dese smart guys who know plenny bout da stars, wen come Jerusalem town from one far place, from da east side. Dey saying, "Wea da boy dat born, da King fo da Jews? We wen spock one star come up da east side dat show dat he born awready, an we come hea fo go down in front him an show plenny respeck." King Herod hear dat, an he all shook up an scared. All da peopo inside Jerusalem town, dey all shook up an scared too.

And here is one for the fundies:

Matthew 6:1

"Watch out! No good you make show in front peopo wen you do da religious kine stuff, cuz you guys ony like dem see da religious kine stuff dat you guys do. If you guys make lidat, yoa Fadda in da sky no goin give you guys notting."