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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:44 PM
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If you popped your eyes out of your head
and turned them around to look at yourself,
would they still work so would you be the first
person to ever did that and seen themself? As
you know, you've never actually seen your own whole
face. This could be a way. Although it would be a shock
to see yourself without eyeballs in your eyesockets. Oh,
Merry Christmas.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:50 PM
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1. That must be some good shit yar smokin.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 09:14 PM
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8. Drinkin' chamomile tea.
Got a bad cold and watching Frequency on SciFi.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:52 PM
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2. I'm wondering
if at the moment your eyeballs popped out would your head make that AH-OOOOOOO-GAH sound.

Merry Christmas to you, too.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 09:13 PM
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7. Probly sound more like a champagne cork.
But please don't try this unless youre pretty sure
you know what youre doing.
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cruadin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:52 PM
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3. Yeah--you could look up your own nose....
I mean--you know--if you wanted to.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 09:10 PM
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6. Now yer thinkin'.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 09:06 PM
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4. Anytime I get the urge to do that, I do the next best thing.
I look in a mirror.
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 09:09 PM
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5. Dullsville, Daddy-o.
It's only 2-D & it's backwards.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 09:16 PM
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9. I'm happy that SOMEONE out there is giving this some thought.
I salute you! :dunce:
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 11:41 PM
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10. I'm researching it on the internet.
When I do it, I will be able to salute myself.
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JustJoe Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 07:11 PM
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11. That's a real Christmas vision.
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 07:42 PM
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12. You should read Marty Feldman's autobiography,
"Laughing on the Inside". He describes his frequent experiments with eyeball rotation and the sense of inner calm it gave him.
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 07:57 PM
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13. I've had my eveballs popped out of their sockets!
They did it several times to both eyes when I had detached retinas. Of course I was asleep while they did it. And let me tell you how bad it hurts to move your eyes the next day! ;(
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