Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

[Bouncy Ball]

I'm so bored,
I could just cry,
I'm so bored,
I could just die,
I'm so bored
I want to poke out a rightwinger's eye.

I'm so bored,
I made a big ol' pie,
I'm so bored,
I'm too bored to even eat it.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Still bored.

Boredom is my foe
Get it far far far from me
Boredom hide your face!

[RevCheesehead]

2. Hi there, Bouncy!

I'm feeling the Christmas blahs today. I can't believe I have to get up and do 2 church services tomorrow (especially since I doubt if anyone will be there).

Other than bored, how are you?

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Bored.

Oh yeah, you said other than. Um, I'm great. Just bored. When you're bored, you can't even think.

Are you a minister? I thought your screen name was just tongue in cheek! LOL!

[RevCheesehead]

7. Yep. For real. But feel free to cuss in front of me ...

..so I can do the same!

(hope that doesn't ruin anything for ya!)

[short bus president]

8. Dammit!

So are you a true believer, or are you just in it for those big reverand dollars? :P

[RevCheesehead]

16. heh - what do YOU think?

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Hey no fucking worries there!

What kind of church? UU?

[RevCheesehead]

17. United Methodist.

But we UMC'ers up north are far more liberal than our southern counterparts. So you could infer that I'm "one of the good ones."
;)

[Bouncy Ball]

25. I am still officially on the rolls of the United Methodist church

though I haven't darkened the doors of one in over a year.

I am thinking seriously of going UU. And I do know you UMC's up north are more like the church should be. I have some friends who live in Austin who go to a UM church and love it, because they are liberal in Austin, too.

But around here, forget it. Biggest bunch of hypocrites I've ever met.

[short bus president]

3. Hey Ms. Bored.

Meet Mr. Drunk.

I've got more sheets to the wind than can even be counted by a scavery drunkard like me!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. How are you able to type?

I am trying to solve the boredom with Gluhwein, but it has gone cold and cold Gluhwein is just gross. I need to heat it up and get drunk.

How sad is this? I rented some movies and am not even interested in watching them.

THAT'S bored.

Now off for my 5,000 round of Ma Jong solitare on shockwave.com.

Sighhhhhhhhh.

[short bus president]

6. I hunt & peck, and

use the backspace key liberally. It's hard to fuck up TOO bad 'til I get REALLY drunk. Check back in close to midnight Eastern. ;-)

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Ok that should be a hoot.

I'm a great typist and my typing goes to shit if I so much as have a decent buzz on. I suck.

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Is that why yer not postin'yer own threads tonight?

[short bus president]

12. I think I posted one earlier.

It's been a LONG day. Very different kind of X-mas than last year.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Do you want to tell us about it?

I'm so bored I think I might even be interested.:P

[short bus president]

18. Well, I woke up hung over at 11a

to a phone call from my sister - "where the hell are you?!? You were supposed to be making breakfast a half hour ago!" So I rolled my ass outta bed, smoked a little morning puff of get-up-and-go, rounded up the dogs and headed out. Got there, apologized for being late, in my own way (which is to say I mumbled something incoherent about it not being my fault the rest of the goddamned family decided that Christmas should happen in the fucking morning) and began cooking breffus. Sausage gravy and biscuits. I've gotten good enough at it that people ask me to make it for 'em now. Nevertheless my Mom had to futz with it after I was done, and the last I saw of it before sitting down at the table was my delicious gravy unceremoniously transferred from its cast iron skillet to some microwave-safe dish or other, with cold cream added, and some microwave mystery rays zapped into it to warm it up again. Sigh. It still tasted OK.

[FuzzySlippers]

20. That's a pretty good rant for someone many sheets to the wind.

Thanks for sharing.

[short bus president]

22. Thank you for the affirmation of my drunken typing skillz!

I'll take that as a challenge to drink more, faster. :D

[FuzzySlippers]

23. I'm on my way, too.

Problem is, I can't type worth shit even when I'm sober.

[short bus president]

27. If you ever learned "home keys," forget 'em.

Those don't help when yer drunk. The ability to be OK with typing very, very slowly is key to posting drunk. :D

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Yes, do dish.

I'm bored. Tell me stories. Make up shit, I don't care.

[short bus president]

19. Hah!

I couldn't make up the kinda stuff the past year's brought me, and taken from me. Suffice it to say, several months, a couple hundred beers, and a lot of bile later, I hope everyone had a good holiday.

[aQuArius]

13. PIE!!! Yummm!! Get ZombyWoof over here!!!

thanks for sharing :D

[fluffernutter]

21. Merry Christmas, Bouncy! i was just wondering...

are you bored? ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

24. SOOOOO bored.

But I just took an Allegra D and some separate decongestant and washed it all down with wine, so I shouldn't be bored for long. I'll either be having fun or asleep!

:hug: Hey you!

[fluffernutter]

26. lmao! i'm guessing asleep.

at least that's where i'd be :boring: but it totally revs up my sister, so you never know!

:toast: cheers

[Bouncy Ball]

29. Well I did take them for legit reasons, at least.

My allergies are going crazy and I'm all stuffed up. I have a feeling I'll be asleep before long!

[progmom]

28. Bored sounds kind of good.

I'm exhausted from chasing my wired-on-too-many-presents 2 1/2 yr old and his 2 yr-old cousin. Both amazingly wonderful, kind, sweet, funny kids. But so much energy!
Can I just say, though, that I'm amazed at my kid. He took my head in his hands tonight and said to me, very earnestly: "Mommy. I am sooooooo happy because everyone has been sooooo nice to me today and they gave me really nice presents."
Color this mommy sooooooooooo proud!

[Bouncy Ball]

30. Awww, how sweet.

I remember those days. I would have slapped anyone who said, in my presence, that they were bored.

Alas, I'd rather be busy than bored. Boredom is torture to me. Sheer hell.