Rabrrrrrr
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Sat Dec-25-04 11:42 PM
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Things you wanted but didn't get for Christmas: |
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On my list of things I wanted but didn't get:
Absolute power over all my enemies
An aircraft carrier
A flamethrower
Car mounted rocket launchers
helicopter
A ship-loading crane and a few hundred shipping containers so I can play grownup LEGOs with them
An impeachment (and I'd even have settled for an indictment or 1200)
The ability to control the wind
A commission for art or music
My own castle
The removal of the gag order that's keeping me from talking about my experiences as the leader of...ooooh, no you don't, you're not tricking me into revealing that one.
A blimp
A bank
A complete collection of Hallmark Star Wars and Star Trek Christmas tree ornaments
Freedom to act with impunity and immunity
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Sat Dec-25-04 11:49 PM
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tec-9 conversion kit Minions Cloning Machine Time Machine lazer rifle
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Sat Dec-25-04 11:51 PM
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A flamethrower
A shoephone
a phoneshoe
A nympho 19-year-old red-head.
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Sat Dec-25-04 11:59 PM
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....and the 19-year old red-head nympho:P
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Sun Dec-26-04 09:23 AM
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13. How 'bout a nympho 38 year old redhead ? |
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Sun Dec-26-04 09:56 AM
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15. Twice as good as the 19-year-old, eh? |
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Sat Dec-25-04 11:51 PM
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3. You took most of mine, but I also wanted a Klondike bar,... |
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mmmmmmmmm, Klondike bars.
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Sat Dec-25-04 11:53 PM
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4. Bush, Cheney, Hannity, and Limbaugh All Arrested |
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Sun Dec-26-04 12:01 AM
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6. I wanted Ann Coulter to choke on her own bile. |
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Sun Dec-26-04 12:05 AM
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7. Kerry Presidency and Dem Congress |
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Sun Dec-26-04 12:06 AM
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Sun Dec-26-04 12:13 AM
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I was hoping this would be the year that someone took my wish list seriously, but alas, it was not to be.
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Sun Dec-26-04 01:46 AM
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10. Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll DAMMIT!!!!! |
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Do you see Pete in my house???????????
Do ya??
HUH?
NO I TELL YA NO!!!!!!!!!
So yet another year when I didn't get what I REALLY wanted!!!
Pete Townshend! *sob*
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Sun Dec-26-04 02:04 AM
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11. A comically enormous penis. |
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I'm talking 58" long or so, and about a foot around. Just for one day...just to see what it's like.
Oh, and the complete Flintstones on DVD.
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Sun Dec-26-04 09:22 AM
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12. LOL! I can't imagine that would be at all comfortable |
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Edited on Sun Dec-26-04 09:22 AM by Rabrrrrrr
But it sure as hell would be fun to go around and flash it to all the Hummer and other huge-ass-vehicle-owning men. Especially if you could do it while driving around in a very small car, or perhaps better yet, a Prius.
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Sun Dec-26-04 09:54 AM
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14. Where are those fine prints coming? |
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By the way, if ever your wish is granted, and I'm not refering to the Flinstones, how would you be able to share it with your favorite sex partner?
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Sun Dec-26-04 09:59 AM
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16. Besides a new president... |
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I was hoping for one of those yellow LiveStrong bracelets.
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Sun Dec-26-04 10:29 AM
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17. Peace on earth......... |
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I can always dream, can't I?
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Sun Dec-26-04 10:59 AM
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18. Damn, I wanted a castle, too! |
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