Considering the mood you are in right now, would you rather:

[Bouncy Ball]

a) get drunk on wine, turn on some John Denver, and sit in your living room and cry

b) get drunk on hard liquor, turn on some speed metal, and thrash around until you pass out

c) smoke/ingest some pot, watch some really weird video tape and laugh your ass off

d) eat a lot of cookies, watch "Terms of Endearment" and will yourself not to cry

e) go for a really unusually long walk, pretend you are on a Death March, and see how long you can last (take your cell phone with you)

You HAVE to pick one. Which is it?

[progmom]

1. D

with E close behind.

You're a goof!

[short bus president]

2. Can I take

my weed on my really long walk?

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Oh LEAVE IT TO YOU

to try to change it up, bitch!

Ok ok whatever, take your ganga weed on your walk, but it has to be a REALLY bad-ass Death March walk.

[short bus president]

8. Yeah. No problem.

If I got my weed, that's OK. But this isn't one of those "deal with the devil" type things where my lighter's gonna crap out a mile into it, is it???

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Make them into brownies

take the pot brownies in a brown bag and put milk in your thermos THEN go on the Death March Walk from Hell.

How's that sound? No lighter to crap out!

[short bus president]

14. But...

I like to smoke while I march...

<sniffle>

I never would've survived Bataan.

[bloodyjack]

3. E. Death march

Would have picked A or B but don't particularly want to get drunk and listen to speed metal or John Denver

[SarahB]

4. e.

I don't do drunk well- i.e. more than 3 drinks make me either sleepy or vomit. I don't like pot because I never know how it will affect me (sometimes I would get tired, sometimes silly, sometimes just spaced out) and I don't like the feeling of not being in control. I already had some cookies today and frankly, my tummy hurts now. :(

So it's e. I need to burn off Christmas dinner and have some think time.

[iconoclastic cat]

6. B. Hell, I'll do that anyway!

Can I listen to Motorhead, too?

[derbstyron]

7. D

I'm tempted to say A, but can't drink with my meds. Horrible. I miss wine so.

I also would like E but only if I could march into the ocean until
I drowned. Not really good, since I made it through Christmas.

I'll have to go with D, but it would be a challenge, as that movie
always makes me cry.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I'll go with c.

Actually, I prefer wine to pot, but I hate John Denver, and if I smoke pot I'll also want to eat a lot of cookies. But nix on "Terms of Endearment," which IMO is nauseatingly maudlin. The only hard liquor I like is gin, and one just doesn't drink gin before Memorial Day, and if you've been smoking pot you can listen to metal but you won't want to thrash. It's too cold here for a long walk, and anyhow I'm lazy. So I guess it's a little reefer and a weird tape. I taped all the episodes of "Twin Peaks" -- that should do.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. You're high-maintenance aren't ya?

;-)

This is Bailey's drinking season, by the way.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. E is the only viable option

I could't listen to Denver long enough. Speed Metal sucks. Pot is not for me. I can't eat a lot of cookies. And I love to walk. And I've certainly put myself on enough Death March-like walks that I wouldn't mind that at all.

[Bouncy Ball]

17. A lot of people are choosing the Death March option

I think we need a national Work Out Day after all the Christmas eating!

[Floogeldy]

13. I don't have to pick one. I make my rules.

None of the above! ;)

[BlueJazz]

15. C..which is just a standard part of my life anyway...

[PittPoliSci]

16. B

Dillinger Escape Plan should do nicely...

With a side of Jagermeister.

[FuzzySlippers]

18. I'd go on the Death March if it weren't so freakin' cold

but hey, I guess that'd only hasten the death part, which wouldn't be such a bad thing. Thanks for suggesting it!

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Hey you march hard enough

there weenie-ass and you won't FEEL the cold! And soon you won't feel your face, fingers or toes!

[short bus president]

21. Oh, GAWD, Bouncy!

Don't Forrest Gump the poor girl! What microwave setting would one use to defrost a fuzzyslippercicle, anyway?

[Forkboy]

19. A long walk off a short plank

[Dukkha]

22. just did C

The wierd video was a Family Guy DVD

[RevCheesehead]

23. I'd have to go with A.

But John Denver??
Sting would be better for me.

I also bought a copy of The Carpenter's Christmas Album. That should put me over the edge.

[Historic NY]

24. well since its now 0834 hrs here I choose "B" I'm on my second....

mug of rum & coke since 0630hrs. I tend to drink at night, but since I worked last night I'm drinking this morning.

[northamericancitizen]

25. Reading a post like this one. Made me crack up. ty

[StopTheMorans]

26. b: and then afterwards, i'll go sledding

i'm actually going sledding today; i can't wait (i do this every year when i come home) :D

[Dzimbowicz]

27. I'll choose...

C

[TroubleMan]

28. C

nt

[name not needed]

29. B

Hell, I was gonna do that anyway.