What are you NOT wearing right now?

[Gothic Sponge]

I'm not wearing a Scuba suit. :silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I'm not wearing socks..

or a bra! :o

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Uh! Me either! How cool!

[ogradda]

11. tehehe. me either! however, i am wearing the cat.

i love sundays :loveya:

[Bouncy Ball]

2. I'm not wearing a fur coat.

I'm also not wearing a sombrero.

[supernova]

4. I'm not wearing my pajamas

Yet..

[DELUSIONAL]

5. Shoes or socks or a sweater

[auntAgonist]

6. I am not wearing my heart on my sleeve...

nope .. not me. I won't do it.

[FarLeftRage]

7. Long underwear

My thermal underwear kept me warm for a while...

[arwalden]

8. Not Wearing My Village People Leatherman Outfit

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Baby, you need to put THAT on!

Woooo!!!!!!

[Padraig18]

9. Socks, underwear or a t-shirt.

Just a robe and house slippers.

:)

[lumberingbear]

26. And then the robe belt comes loose....

and the front of robe begins........oh! Sorry, I must have been daydreaming. < embarrassed look >

[NewHampshireDem]

10. No tophat or spats here!

:crazy:

[SarahB]

13. a leather corset

[Bouncy Ball]

14. I'm not wearing

a Nixon mask or antennae.

I'm not wearing ski boots, either.

[lumberingbear]

15. I'm just not wearing well, period!

;(

[intheflow]

16. no pantyhose, stiletto heels, mascara or corset.

I'm embracing my inner earth-mother. :hippie:

[Gothic Sponge]

17. I'm not wearing a pink tutu!

Okay, so maybe i am! :silly:

[jellybelly]

18. I'm not wearing nipple stickers

[Gothic Sponge]

19. I am.

:silly:

[Seabiscuit]

20. Anything.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. I am not wearing a beanie with a propeller

or a suit of armor
or a leather teddy
or a pith helmet
or a toga
or a loincloth.

[Spinzonner]

22. Chastity Belt

Not that I need it anyway

[koneko]

23. no boots

nor a bra. . .

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. a bra

[rug]

25. I'm not wearing well

[name not needed]

a kilt and a garter belt

[Wat_Tyler]

27. Most of the Ukraine.

Except Kharkov, obviously.

[Zomby Woof]

28. Bungee cords and butter

Although catzies promised me later she would put some on me.

[vixengrl]

29. A belt *or* suspenders.

No garters in sight
Just a drawstring
pulled real tight.

Well, not that tight, either. It's a tracksuit.

[Cuban_Liberal]

30. A neon green feather boa

I thought the shocking pink one went better with my nightshirt.

:P

[murielm99]

31. I'm not wearing

a parka.

Or whipped cream.

[fluffernutter]

32. makeup or socks.

[Longgrain]

43. Fedora or Mud.

;)

[fluffernutter]

44. lmao!

that was good. i spit my water on that one.

[Longgrain]

47. Put your socks back on...

and we'll talk...

[LeftyMom]

33. a diaphragm nt

nt

[RC]

34. Well...

What I'm not wearing depends on the gender and who wants to know.
But I am wearing a half smile at some of the female responses. Some sound like people I'd like to know. :P

[LincolnMcGrath]

35. Frown

All smiles here!

[DainBramaged]

36. Diapers

[ThoughtCriminal]

37. Mittens

Ever try to type with mittens?

tyui(you can't)

[49jim]

38. Underwear n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. I'm not wearing Orson Welles' rotting corpse

Nor am I wearing an anvil, a bottle of port, or a franklin stove.

[Gothic Sponge]

40. LOL! I wore it for Christmas!

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. You BASTARD!!

I was wondering where it went!

Sonofabitch, let me know when you "borrow" (steal!!!) it.

Bastard.

[NuttyFluffers]

42. pink taffeta prom dress and jelly bracelets

but those slingbacks are divine... goes well with the assless chaps i'm not wearing.

[lonestarnot]

45. A bushilter button

[Kat45]

46. I'm not wearing a thong. Or a pair of thongs.

At least not right now.

[Skittles]

48. jewelry

never wear jewelry

[Cadence]

49. I'm not wearing a breathe easy nose strip.

[Liberal Veteran]

50. I am NOT wearing a nightshirt and a nightcap.

:)

[FuzzySlippers]

51. Crotchless panties.

[MissBrooks]

52. Undies...and socks

But, I'm wearing my UGGs!