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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:03 PM
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Yee hah! I've added catfish to my tank tonight!
They're having a blast!

And before any of you whiny ass Christians who seem to pop up all over have a chance to dis me for this "inherently anti-Christian" post, let me please explain that I added catfish only because "Christian Fish" and/or "Catchristians" don't exist in the fish world. Obviously, they should, but no one has named a fish either of those yet, and, I agree with you wholeheartedly, the reason no one has named a fish with either of those names yet is because all the fish biologists and scientists are inherently anti-Christian and they hate YOU - yes, YOU, specifically YOU - and they're laughing like hell at your Lord and Savior; laughing, in fact, in tandem with every person who ever posts on DU.

I added four different kinds of catfish - excuse me, the newly taxanomed "Christian Fish" - a pair of albinos, two pair of two other catfish the names of which I can't remember, and single one the name of which I can't remember, but which is about 5 inches long, very narrow, almost transparent, and likes to burrow into the gravel and have just the nose exposed. It's beautiful!
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Hillaryin08 Donating Member (119 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:20 PM
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1. I love fish
I had an angelfish that was the size of a quarter grow to be about 6 inches before it died.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:21 PM
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2. Catfish.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:25 PM
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3. Holy Shit!!
That's a big ass fish!

Is that you, Placebo, that caught that one?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:26 PM
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4. I'm not quite that hideous, OR old...
YET! :P
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:27 PM
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5. Well, maybe if you try, and do those special excercises...
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:28 PM
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8. I'm well on my way!
*lights another cig, takes a sip of some Stoli and pets my pussy.....................cat*
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:27 PM
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6. that is nowhere near as hot as the Stoli pic was ;)
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:29 PM
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9. ¡¡¡LMFAO!!!
OMG, what a fucking contrast, no?



Catfish man or Absolut man, hmmm, decisions, decisions!
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:37 PM
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12. it is a difficult choice...bwahaha!
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:30 PM
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10. Could get some nice filets off that dude. n/t
Edited on Sun Dec-26-04 09:32 PM by Droopy
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:56 PM
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13. Nice Wels.
The Wels is a catfish endemic to Europe. This is a small one--sixteen-footers have been landed.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:27 PM
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7. I think you should name them
Bon Jovi would be a cool name for one of them. *ducks*
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fluffernutter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 09:30 PM
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11. did you ever show a photo of your fishtank?
your new fish sound cool!
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