Just when you thought the Freepers couldn't get any stupider...

[Archae]

Apparently Subaru and Ford are "gay-friendly," so the wingnut "Concerned Women for America" are throwing a fit.

A lesbian has a web site poking fun at the CWA and their Freeper supporters.

"We own a Subaru Outback (and a Ford Focus) -- nah, nah Concerned Women for America"

http://www.pamspaulding.com/weblog/2004/12/we-own-subaru-outback-and-ford-focus.html

I love this Freeper comment:

"You got to differentiate. Female homosexuals a.k.a. lesbians seem to prefer Foresters (they like cleaning out the underbrush) or Outbacks. Male homosexuals a.k.a. faggots or fairies or whatever like Mazda Miatas and I've seem some lately in those new Mini convertibles. Automakers as well as many other retailers cater to the crowds with the highest disposible incomes. Since the homo community seems to have a collective death wish, it spends like there is no tomorrow and tends to collect certain new cars."

[jellybelly]

1. what a dumb ___

[cruadin]

2. Freepers can always get stupider...

they live in an expanding universe of stupidity.

[tekriter]

14. Yeah - whoever said they couldn't get stupider?

I mean, just get to KNOW one, and you will see that stupidy has no bounds!

[zbdent]

21. Well, I've always said that the US is not breeding for intelligence

(witness W)

In High School, you never hear "Wow, I bet he has a huge IQ!" or "Check out the SATs on that babe."

More money is likely spent on the Friday night football than is available for science textbooks . . .

[mcscajun]

3. I'm sorry...I'm incoherent

'cause my head is spinning around very fast indeed.

"Since the homo community seems to have a collective death wish, it spends like there is no tomorrow and tends to collect certain new cars."


:wow:

[Spinzonner]

5. Wouldn't that make Arnold and Jay Leno Homo's ?

Who knew ?

[jellybelly]

7. They actually believe that...

that quote made me laugh for a few minutes. Is there any logic to it at all? Gays know they're going to die so they go out and buy cars? :wtf:

[Sanity Claws]

4. Amazing

The title of your thread is so appropriate.

[karl meltdown]

6. title this one...

"The Grimm Freeper" be AMERICAN buy AMERICAN?

[yorkiemommie1]

8. they are so tied up in knots

it's mindboggling

and the GOP blames 'us' for buying blue??? these nuts boycott if you look at 'em crosseyed!

[Archae]

11. This comment...

I totally lost it, laughing.

"Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up! (Capriole hides her face in her hands) I bought a Subaru Outback station wagon a couple of years ago because it could carry my kids and a lot of our camping/reenacting/horseback riding gear, go through difficult country with some ground clearance and four-wheel-drive capability, and get much better gas mileage than an SUV that cost the same ($21.5K). And now, despite the NRA, foxhunting, and Confederate First National decals on the back, everybody thinks I'm a lesbian! AAAUGH! Guess I could always trade it in on an F-250 pickup, but then they'd be CONVINCED that I'm a lesbian. I can't win."

[Bouncy Ball]

16. I almost wonder if she isn't one of us satirizing them!

That WAS funny, though. Oh poor thing, trying so hard to prove she is a right wing idiot and getting mistaken for being a lesbian.

Couldn't be the assload of toaster ovens she hauls around in the back, now could it?

[brainshrub]

9. It's a good thing they use so many words to describe gays.

Otherwise, I would never have known what minority group they were tring to make observations about.

sic: Male homosexuals a.k.a. faggots or fairies or whatever

Conservatives a.k.a facists or evil bastards or whatever.

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Conservatives

aka bastard assholes or homophobic bigots or brain dead retards or souless heartless cretins plaguing earth with their nasty stench or whatever.

That was fun!

[madrchsod]

10. god my head hurts

why did i read this? why, oh, why....

[Deja Q]

12. You mean, women can't get nice hetero men with big penises?!

:wow:

Well, then they don't deserve any so neh neh nyah neh neh! :P

:crazy:

[NightTrain]

13. People you just want to pound and pound with a shovel....

...for $500, Alex.

[enough already]

15. They're Morons

Why waste bandwidth on such jackasses?

[progressoid]

17. Never misunderestimate the stupidosityness of a freeper

[Bouncy Ball]

19. You need a speechologist!

LOL!

[sakabatou]

20. Right...

So in my eyes, if you buy a big SUV... just for it being big and no other use (and you're a freeper), I shall call you hedonists, satanists, un-american, raghead-likers... blah, blah blah...

:puke: