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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:19 PM
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Anyone here wanna kiss my ass?
He just looks ready for a good smooch!

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:20 PM
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1. Ah, I'd kiss your Ass!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:24 PM
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6. Yes you would -
It would be fun for both of us!
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:20 PM
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2. Nice Ass!
Is that really your ass?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:24 PM
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7. Actually, my ass is a little more firm than this one!
I work out :7
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 12:21 AM
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34. And a wee less hirsute, I trust. n/t
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 12:25 AM
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35. HEY! I don't even have to shave my ass or nuffin!
(that's wiff two "effs")
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:22 PM
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3. While that is an attractive ass
I'm not really into ass kissing.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:23 PM
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4. Why does my breath
smell like your ass?
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:24 PM
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5. Sorry.
No can do. I'm not into that kinda thing.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:25 PM
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8. Aw c'mon! Don't you want to be a baaad booooy?
:P
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:26 PM
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9. I'd love to kiss that cute ass o' yers....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:28 PM
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12. I have something special for you:


:loveya:
:loveya:
:loveya:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:30 PM
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15. Hey! How come she gets a toaster oven?!?
What's MY lovely parting gift?

<pleaseletitbeabassomatic!>

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:31 PM
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17. Um, darling....you have to part in order to receive a parting gift
:7
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:33 PM
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21. THANKS!! And, I got you this loverly lamp for Xmas...


:hug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:36 PM
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24. Ah - who could forget such lovely holiday memories!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:26 PM
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10. na,but i`ll give it
a friendly pat.....
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:28 PM
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11. whadda you think I am some kinda asskisser?
:P
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:29 PM
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13. shouldn't you have locked this thing by now?
and to answer your question: um, yes :shrug:

p.s. you know you lurve me!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:31 PM
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16. LOL!!!!
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:34 PM
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22. BTW - I'm digging your new gallery pic. I thought I would post it here
for the masses:

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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:36 PM
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25. BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!`
Edited on Sun Dec-26-04 11:39 PM by BigMcLargehuge
looks like I have to go and see who put that up in the gallery...

I notice there is a specific picture lacking in the G-M section JimmyJazz...
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:39 PM
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26. Again, I've never heard Zorro make that sound, but
erm, okay....And don't bother checking...it was me, I hung that photo of you in the gallery...I thought it was the least I could do after all you've done for me. :)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
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28. aww shucks :)
:)
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:30 PM
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14. sure, why not
:*
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:31 PM
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18. KISS-MY-ASS
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:32 PM
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19. It would be a privilege and an honor to kiss your ass.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:40 PM
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27. nah - it ain't all that!
:hi: sweet - how ya doin'?
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:47 PM
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32. Awwww....I think you're selling your ass short.
:hi: I'm fine, thanks.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:32 PM
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20. That's a lovely ass
If I were at home, I could post a lovely picture of my own ass.


Well..it's not mine, but I did take a lovely picture.

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:41 PM
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29. Hello, Sweetie
I hope your Christmas was as wonderful as you! i've missed you!
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Cadence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:35 PM
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23. Pucker up Buttercup!
:D
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:43 PM
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30. No - dear - YOU need to pucker up and plant one on my ass!
Don't worry - I won't tell anyone! :7 (he won't slip you any tongue, I promise)
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MissBrooks Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:45 PM
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31. I have a picture
Of a guy kissing my butt ....

He did something that pissed me off - so, I told him to kiss my butt - and he did. I will cherish that picture.

LOL



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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-04 11:48 PM
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33. So....post it here.....what is stopping you? I won't tell BMLH
besides, he's not looking now anyway :7

:hi:
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MissBrooks Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 12:28 AM
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36. Hmmm...
Let me play with it in photoshop and let you know!

:hi:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 12:29 AM
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37. wh - WHAAAAA?
Oh, you had one on me, JimmyJazz, you old rapscallion! Here I was under the impression that you were defiantly demanding a submissive gesture, but when I clicked on the thread - oh mercy! - you'd posted a picture of the beast of burden called the ass! What a delicious homophonic drollery!

Now EAT MY DICK!

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 12:37 AM
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39. Hi Sweet!
I'll eat your dick anytime. I love your dick! :hi:

That is some serious dick you have there, btw :7
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-04 12:30 AM
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38. I'd do the old nose nuzzle with your ass
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