OK. Ignore me; message me. I will start a thread calling you a "weenie."

[derbstyron]

:toast:

[Elise]

1. Geez

I already told you I won't ignore you...I'll stalk you instead.

...........and I don't have enough posts to message you, so

no weenie threads for me, emkay? ty

[derbstyron]

2. That's OK

You are seeing me on a good day, when I'm laughing and joking.

Soon, the good Darby will fade and the depressed, suicidal Darby will be back and then I will be back to being the sarcastic, bastard who pisses everyone off.

It's my goal in life, it seems!!
:hi: :hi:

[Elise]

3. Does the

depressed, suicidal Darby ever go on top of roofs with rifles?

:scared:

[derbstyron]

4. No

Just taunts repubs.

Oh, and stupid people!
The depressed, sarcastic Darby *hates* stupid people!
:puke:

Wait!! EDIT: the happy, joking Darby *hates* stupid people as well.

[Elise]

5. Whew

Taunting repubs is a good thing.

How do you know that you are not one of the stupid people? Best not ta be pointin' fingers, yanno. :P

[derbstyron]

6. If you don't know by now, you never will!

:toast:

[Elise]

7. hehehehehehe

Yep, I know: you aren't stupid.

I'm not either, "but I play one on PC." :toast:

[derbstyron]

8. Sadly, keeping my own thread alive!

YES:
Not only am I sarcastic asshole who pisses people off, I'm:

Shameless. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[blueknight]

9. i wish someone

would stalk me:cry:

[derbstyron]

10. I would be happy to stalk you!

Maybe I should start a poll?

Who would you like to stalk you:

- the sarcastic, Darby who pisses everyone off
or
- the joking, funny Darby.

:hi: :hi: :hi:

[Elise]

11. No problem

I just checked your profile and added you to my stalking list.

You DO have that forum function, don't you? :evilgrin: