The political one, Your Friend the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, is here:
http://stupidwatch.blogspot.com/. I haven't posted on it since January. The non-political one, I Hate Titles! (I Hate Subtitles, Too!) hasn't seen any activity this year and is here:
http://plaincrazy.blogspot.com/ Several friends already have mighty admin powers, but they sort of lost interest, too. The perspicacious observer might guess that I just jumped on these URLs because they were still available at the time without having a very clear plan what to do with them. Anyway, if anybody wants to take up bloggery, I'm somewhat more likely to start up a new one (with the name I suggested to Laz the other day INeedToSeeAManAboutABlog) than restart either of these. So if you're interested, PM, email or just reply here.
If you also have an inactive blog, feel free to regard this as an Inactive Blog Exchange thread and post your links and info here as well.
If anybody is not interested in taking over a blog but wants to follow the link, read my blogs, and tell me how brilliant I am, this would be welcome as well. I'm the one named John.