Comments that make you end a conversation with someone....

[Sannum]

"Well, I heard on Fox News that..."

[bahrbearian]

1. They are protecting our Freedoms.

[HEyHEY]

16. "begotten is an awesome movie!"

[bahrbearian]

35. Thanks , I need a movie for tonight, I think I'll go rent it. I'll

let you know how I like it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. "Well, I voted for *"

[sniffa]

3. as of this morning, i've stopped taking my meds

homicidaL tendencies be damned.*




* free cookie if you recognize.

[sui generis]

30. Gary Larson

And so I said homicidal tendencies be damned, I'm not taking that medicine!
- Gary Larson

You're just like honey, 'cept differnt.
- Elvis Presley

Life is tough. Life is tougher if you’re stupid.
- John Wayne

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make
- Lennon/McCartney

[Patiod]

48. "I don't understand Far Side/New Yorker/Boondocks cartoons"

[madinmaryland]

4. "If you haven't done anything wrong,

then you have nothing to worry about"

[mcscajun]

8. That one makes my head explode!

I encounter it frequently on a different board. I have to keep hammering away at that mind-set...I just can't let it be.

[Patiod]

49. I'm sure they'll say that after they've been wrongly arrested

for something.

Or missed their plane while their bags were being searched.

[cestpaspossible]

5. 'I dont vote'

[Radical Activist]

45. That's the end of a date too

I can't handle women who don't vote. I wouldn't walk out on her, but it would be the last time I take her out.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

6. "If I don't do it, someone else will."

You are talking to a person who will do anything, no matter how despicable, for money.

[Solly Mack]

7. "Yeah, but let's be honest"

always spoken just before their true views on:

race

[Robeson]

23. Also said right before someone gives a dishonest statement.

[Phillycat]

9. "Have you met Jesus?"

[Zuni]

10. "I get real drunk and then I shit the bed..."

[sui generis]

17. get drunk, fall down, piss myseff

yeah baby. Get help for that.

[Goathead]

32. hehehe... me and my friends used that expression,

"shit the bed" for the most inexcusable "fuck up" that anybody could commit.

[prole_for_peace]

11. "No offense, but.."

Which means they are about to say something very offensive.

[Zuni]

12. "Some of my best friends are..."

fill in the blank with a group they are disparaging

[sui generis]

19. flaming fire-breathing buttless-chaps-wearing mad leather queens.

oh REALLY!

[jobycom]

42. I used that one perfectly in a sentence once

I was arguing Affirmative Action with a friend of mine. He was a mild racist, the kind that wants to not be but really is. We're both white, for the record. At some point, I went on a tirade about why AA was needed, about what all whites had done to create the current race problems, etc, so he, having no clue how to refute anything I said, told me I hated white people.

"I don't hate white people," I told him. "Some of my best friends are white people! Heck, I even married a white woman!" Even he understood I was parodying him.

[Patiod]

51. I'll admit, I didn't understand that one until one time in college

when the Main Line WASP mother of a friend, who was clearly put out by having to entertain her daughter's Irish and Italian girlfriends, informed us that "some of our best friends are Catholic".

Then I got it.

[Zuni]

13. " She was 14, but she LOOKED 21..."

[sui generis]

14. well, I "feel" that . . .

yeah, I guess feeling your thoughts makes you an authority on the topic. So what do you actually think?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. we had to free iraq to teach a lesson to iran

i swear i heard it!

[Zuni]

18. "Is a healthy scrotum supposed to itch like this?"

[sui generis]

22. anyone who uses the word scrotum in a sentence

[Robeson]

20. We had to attack Iraq! Somebody had to pay for the Towers....

...going down!

Someone I know actually told me that.

[mark11727]

21. "It may be none of my business, but..."

followed by --

"I don't want to tell you how to run your life, but..."

followed by --

"I don't want to tell you how to raise your kids, but..."

followed by --

"May I give you some constructive critisism...?"

followed by --

"Did you hear what they're saying about Hillary...?" (from a friend a long time ago, before I realized how Freepy he wuz)

followed by --

"Landslide, baby, landslide!" (from the Freep in the next cubicle)

[politicat]

27. You know, those sentences should end before the but.

[benburch]

24. I ended a sexual realtionship over a comment.

She called the african-american children in the store we were shopping at by a really vulgar name.

No amount of really hot sex could make me put up with that!

[bettyellen]

33. and this baseball bat is for the (racial slur)s that live in your

neighborhood!
one of my first dates, the guy had his brother drive us home and that's how they explained the bat in their car! And I let that asshole get to second!!

[politicat]

25. I don't care what those scientists say, I know in my heart that ....

Yeah, your heart is the pre-eminent testing device on the planet. And in fact, you know in your brain, not your heart. Hearts don't think, moron.

The other one is "If you're so smart, how come you ain't rich yet?"

That one makes me gag.

Pcat

[Mountainman]

26. You haven't been saved yet !!!!!! ?????????????????

[arwalden]

28. "... and that's why I admire Reggie White."

[Zuni]

29. "When I was digging through your trash..."

[Not_Giving_Up]

31. Have you found a church home yet?

(Got that one when I moved to SC in 1997 from Texas)

My response is generally "No, I was raised Southern Baptist Hypocrit, and I've chosen to stray from the flock."


Also, any time my fundie parents start telling me that my children need religion in their lives or they will have no values. (Just got this one on Christmas!)

[madinmaryland]

34. I was listening to Rush Limbaugh and he was saying . . . .

[Upfront]

36. According to Bill O'Reilly

[Patiod]

37. "I believe that there's an alternative universe,

and people can travel back and forth between them."

Happened to me once. Scary stuff.

[jellybelly]

38. "I don't like Homer Simpson..."

[madinmaryland]

39. I was reading autographed copy of Sean Hannity's book. . . ..

[da_chimperor]

40. "I believe we're winning in Iraq . . . "

after which I gawk, tell them to watch less Faux, and then to go fuck themselves.

[EC]

41. "with that being said" ...n/t

[Z_I_Peevey]

43. 'We have to fight them over there

so we don't have to fight them here.'

That'll do it.

[Patiod]

46. AGGGGRRRRHHHGGGRRR!!!!

That one wins, hands down.

[jobycom]

44. Shut up or I'll blow your hippie faggot head off! (that works sometimes).

It's rare I back out of an argument. Guns being drawn sometimes will make me.

[SidDithers]

47. What's wrong with Intelligent Design, anyway?...

Sid

[WoodrowFan]

50. I know it's not politically correct to say so, but.... (NT)

[WoodrowFan]

52. Does this look infected?? (more)

Does this look infected??

Does this look swollen??

I was so upset I wrote a poem about it...

But if you give me your credit card number....

I have to ask my Mommie (when the speaker is over 30!)

Sniff this... Does it smell spoiled???

[Radical Activist]

53. I know, but George Bush is a good Christian

[Radio_Lady]

54. If I don't agree, I usually say, "Well, you may be right..."

Then I walk away or shut up.