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Mon Dec-27-04 03:19 PM
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Comments that make you end a conversation with someone.... |
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"Well, I heard on Fox News that..."
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:20 PM
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1. They are protecting our Freedoms. |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:28 PM
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16. "begotten is an awesome movie!" |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:54 PM
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35. Thanks , I need a movie for tonight, I think I'll go rent it. I'll |
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let you know how I like it.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:21 PM
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:22 PM
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3. as of this morning, i've stopped taking my meds |
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homicidaL tendencies be damned.*
* free cookie if you recognize.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:43 PM
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And so I said homicidal tendencies be damned, I'm not taking that medicine! - Gary Larson
You're just like honey, 'cept differnt. - Elvis Presley
Life is tough. Life is tougher if you’re stupid. - John Wayne
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make - Lennon/McCartney
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:30 PM
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48. "I don't understand Far Side/New Yorker/Boondocks cartoons" |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:22 PM
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4. "If you haven't done anything wrong, |
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then you have nothing to worry about"
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:24 PM
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8. That one makes my head explode! |
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I encounter it frequently on a different board. I have to keep hammering away at that mind-set...I just can't let it be.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:31 PM
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49. I'm sure they'll say that after they've been wrongly arrested |
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for something.
Or missed their plane while their bags were being searched.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:23 PM
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:28 PM
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45. That's the end of a date too |
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I can't handle women who don't vote. I wouldn't walk out on her, but it would be the last time I take her out.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:23 PM
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6. "If I don't do it, someone else will." |
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You are talking to a person who will do anything, no matter how despicable, for money.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:23 PM
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7. "Yeah, but let's be honest" |
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always spoken just before their true views on:
race
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:32 PM
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23. Also said right before someone gives a dishonest statement. |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:25 PM
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:25 PM
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10. "I get real drunk and then I shit the bed..." |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:29 PM
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17. get drunk, fall down, piss myseff |
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yeah baby. Get help for that.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:49 PM
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32. hehehe... me and my friends used that expression, |
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"shit the bed" for the most inexcusable "fuck up" that anybody could commit.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:25 PM
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Which means they are about to say something very offensive.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:26 PM
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12. "Some of my best friends are..." |
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fill in the blank with a group they are disparaging
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:30 PM
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19. flaming fire-breathing buttless-chaps-wearing mad leather queens. |
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Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 03:33 PM by sui generis
oh REALLY!
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:25 PM
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42. I used that one perfectly in a sentence once |
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I was arguing Affirmative Action with a friend of mine. He was a mild racist, the kind that wants to not be but really is. We're both white, for the record. At some point, I went on a tirade about why AA was needed, about what all whites had done to create the current race problems, etc, so he, having no clue how to refute anything I said, told me I hated white people.
"I don't hate white people," I told him. "Some of my best friends are white people! Heck, I even married a white woman!" Even he understood I was parodying him.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:33 PM
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51. I'll admit, I didn't understand that one until one time in college |
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when the Main Line WASP mother of a friend, who was clearly put out by having to entertain her daughter's Irish and Italian girlfriends, informed us that "some of our best friends are Catholic".
Then I got it.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:27 PM
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13. " She was 14, but she LOOKED 21..." |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:27 PM
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14. well, I "feel" that . . . |
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yeah, I guess feeling your thoughts makes you an authority on the topic. So what do you actually think?
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:28 PM
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15. we had to free iraq to teach a lesson to iran |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:29 PM
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18. "Is a healthy scrotum supposed to itch like this?" |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:32 PM
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22. anyone who uses the word scrotum in a sentence |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:30 PM
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20. We had to attack Iraq! Somebody had to pay for the Towers.... |
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...going down!
Someone I know actually told me that.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:31 PM
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21. "It may be none of my business, but..." |
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followed by --
"I don't want to tell you how to run your life, but..."
followed by --
"I don't want to tell you how to raise your kids, but..."
followed by --
"May I give you some constructive critisism...?"
followed by --
"Did you hear what they're saying about Hillary...?" (from a friend a long time ago, before I realized how Freepy he wuz)
followed by --
"Landslide, baby, landslide!" (from the Freep in the next cubicle)
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:36 PM
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27. You know, those sentences should end before the but. |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:33 PM
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24. I ended a sexual realtionship over a comment. |
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She called the african-american children in the store we were shopping at by a really vulgar name.
No amount of really hot sex could make me put up with that!
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:53 PM
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33. and this baseball bat is for the (racial slur)s that live in your |
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neighborhood! one of my first dates, the guy had his brother drive us home and that's how they explained the bat in their car! And I let that asshole get to second!!
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:35 PM
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25. I don't care what those scientists say, I know in my heart that .... |
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Yeah, your heart is the pre-eminent testing device on the planet. And in fact, you know in your brain, not your heart. Hearts don't think, moron.
The other one is "If you're so smart, how come you ain't rich yet?"
That one makes me gag.
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:35 PM
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26. You haven't been saved yet !!!!!! ????????????????? |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:39 PM
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28. "... and that's why I admire Reggie White." |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:40 PM
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29. "When I was digging through your trash..." |
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:46 PM
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31. Have you found a church home yet? |
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(Got that one when I moved to SC in 1997 from Texas)
My response is generally "No, I was raised Southern Baptist Hypocrit, and I've chosen to stray from the flock."
Also, any time my fundie parents start telling me that my children need religion in their lives or they will have no values. (Just got this one on Christmas!)
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Mon Dec-27-04 03:54 PM
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34. I was listening to Rush Limbaugh and he was saying . . . . |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:02 PM
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36. According to Bill O'Reilly |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:17 PM
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37. "I believe that there's an alternative universe, |
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and people can travel back and forth between them."
Happened to me once. Scary stuff.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:18 PM
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38. "I don't like Homer Simpson..." |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:18 PM
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39. I was reading autographed copy of Sean Hannity's book. . . .. |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:20 PM
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40. "I believe we're winning in Iraq . . . " |
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after which I gawk, tell them to watch less Faux, and then to go fuck themselves.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:24 PM
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41. "with that being said" ...n/t |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:26 PM
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43. 'We have to fight them over there |
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so we don't have to fight them here.'
That'll do it.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:29 PM
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46. AGGGGRRRRHHHGGGRRR!!!! |
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That one wins, hands down.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:27 PM
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44. Shut up or I'll blow your hippie faggot head off! (that works sometimes). |
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It's rare I back out of an argument. Guns being drawn sometimes will make me.
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:29 PM
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47. What's wrong with Intelligent Design, anyway?... |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:32 PM
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50. I know it's not politically correct to say so, but.... (NT) |
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:35 PM
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52. Does this look infected?? (more) |
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Does this look infected??
Does this look swollen??
I was so upset I wrote a poem about it...
But if you give me your credit card number....
I have to ask my Mommie (when the speaker is over 30!)
Sniff this... Does it smell spoiled???
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Mon Dec-27-04 04:41 PM
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53. I know, but George Bush is a good Christian |
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Mon Dec-27-04 05:08 PM
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54. If I don't agree, I usually say, "Well, you may be right..." |
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Then I walk away or shut up.
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