CONFESSION TIME: Post the dumbest thing you've ever did and told noone..

[Willy Wonka]

Let it out, and sin no more.

[Fridays Child]

1. Took out my appendix with a grapefruit spoon. What a mess!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. When I was 6, going to school by foot (school was one block away)

Saw a shiny, beautiful bike (MOTORbike, not bicycle) parked on the sidewalk. I wanted to climb on it, but in my clumsiness it fell over.

0.000000000000000001 seconds later, I was in the school. Nobody ever knew. No witnesses. You can't prove I did it.

[forgethell]

3. If I confess,

THAT would be the dumbest thing I ever did.

[Blue-Jay]

4. There's only one thing I've never told noone:

Here we go:

I LOVE YOU, PETER NOONE!

[Debbi801]

5. Okay, it's a doozy...

After I got my driver's license, I was "given" my parents' old Suburban to drive (the only suitable car for a new driver in their opinion). This thing was ancient and burned oil. So, I had to put oil in the car, but had NO idea exactly where it went. I started putting it into the brake fluid compartment before I realized that that wasn't where oil went. So, I finished putting it in the correct place and thought nothing else of it. Until the brakes seized up and the entire brake system had to be replaced. :-( I never mentioned to my parents that possibly this was my fault.

Debbi

[qnr]

6. Well, one dumb thing amongst many...

I think I was eight years old or so. We were visiting some relatives in Lindenhurst, Long Island. My uncle needed some gas for something, and sent me for it (this was way after dark). I had to walk about eight or nine blocks each way, and was somewhat annoyed. Somehow or other, the gallon milk carton full of gas developed a leak. Being the pyromaniac that I am, I decided to light the line of gasoline that was trailing down the street... I even remembered to move the milk carton out of the way. Unfortunately, I forgot the fact that since it was the milk carton that was leaking gas, it really didn't matter much that I had moved it out of the way :/ Ended up setting the neighbors lawn on fire when the milk container melted.

Edit: Not lawn, but that little swath of grass between the sidewalk and road.

[gizmo1979]

7. In the third grade

I fed the hamster bubblegum,and it died!Turns out the teachers husband was a vet and did an autopsy,found out it was gum.I'am still afraid everyone will find out and I'am 43!

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. I drank from my spit cup.

I used to dip Skoal, and one night in my squad car, I mistook my spit cup for my coffee cup. YECCCCCCCCCCCCCCH!

:puke: :P

[redqueen]

9. EW!

both for the skoal AND the drinking of the spit/chewjuice mix

EW EW EW!

[Cuban_Liberal]

10. I quit doing Skoal that very night.

My learning curve goes up fairly fast.

;)