LADIES: If it would magically restore America's democracy...

[UdoKier]

...and completely overturn the government to one of sanity, and even virtually end poverty....

Would you french kiss George W. Bush?

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[Lefta Dissenter]

6. Well,

thank god Allen has things covered, so I don't have to do the french kiss thing... WHEW!!! :evilgrin: (though I would, if you'd guarantee the results)

[UdoKier]

8. Echh, um... thanks, 'ma'am'

A little too much info there...

But thanks for your commitment...

[arwalden]

12. Oh You Should Know By Now...

... that I'm never one to be shy about participating in a "ladies only" thread.

[UdoKier]

18. I can handle your participation, Allen...

It's the visual of GWB with his legs hoisted in the air being serviced that's a bit much for my stomach.

Anyway, It would be nice if SOMEONE would grudgef**k him and his thugs into oblivion somehow...

[arwalden]

21. Ah... THERE'S Where I Went Wrong

I should have used asterisks to spell out c*** and b*******.

[UdoKier]

23. Call me a freak...

but the strategically placed asterisk really does help me to keep from seeing visions of sphinctral hell.

But hey, I am anti-censorship at heart. Say what you like. I'll live.


OMG. Your message was deleted! Just so you know, I did not hit alert, and was NOT making a serious objection.

I guess it's the old "sex thread" rule....

[Liberal Veteran]

15. It's been a long time since a post sent into hyperventilating giggles

How about some warning next time.

[arwalden]

20. I'm Glad That YOU Appreciate My Humor...

... apparently it's a bit too blue for some with more delicate sensibilities.

[UdoKier]

22. I can deal will all manner of double entendre...

and find it entertaining.

But some words just form a really vivid picture in my head.

It was funny, and I'm not mad. I just have an urge to take a shower now... ;)

[Turn CO Blue]

2. At least you didn't say French kiss Cheney (shudder)

or Rummy (barf-o-rama)!

[jellybelly]

9. Hmm.

I would have an orgy with the entire cabinet, including Condi.:smoke:

[Turn CO Blue]

14. LOL!

[jeff30997]

13. How about Wolfowitz ?

[Turn CO Blue]

17. Oh yeah, baby! My heart goes pitter-pat for war-mongering

neo-cons who love a little tongue action!

[Contrary1]

27. Well,

his ears would make great handles!

[blue neen]

3. That's WORSE than selling your soul to the devil!

I'm too repulsed by the very idea to even vote! LMAO.

[IronLionZion]

4. um.. would you all stand outside and flash the world?

maybe that would do the trick? eh...maybe it would even restore Clinton as president!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Oh, jeepers!

That's the ultimate definition of taking one for the team. The only thing worse would be doing... oh, you know; I can't even say it... :puke:

[Bouncy Ball]

7. End poverty?

Restore democracy?

That would mean my french kiss would obliterate him!

Ok!

[nicolemrw]

10. hell, yeah.

for those goals i could give the little dweeblet some tongue.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. But, if it would bring about world peace,

would you blow KKKarl Rove?

Oh, dear. I have to go wash out my brain with Lysol now.

[liberalhistorian]

11. Yes, but first I'd have

to get drunker than I've ever been in my life before!

[acmavm]

19. Sorry, but if it came down to that, you're on your own folks. I'm a

believer in sacrifice for one's country, but I think (other than in Laura's case obviously) it would be preferable (and probably more enjoyable) to be hit in the head with a two-by-four.

[Skittles]

24. no, couldn't do it

not for anything :puke:

and by the way UdoKier, I've added you to my ASSES-T0-BE-KICKED list for even f***ing THINKING of such a thing

[Contrary1]

25. Can I use

one of those oral condom thingies?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

26. That is a tough one.

What type of drugs or alcohol are involved prior to the 'dirty deed'? Could I have the memory erased afterward?

I guess I would... :puke: There, now you know I AM a true blue patriot!


On edit: I hope you're happy, now I'm going to have nightmares! Ick!!