You've Never Read This Sentence Before

[Zomby Woof]

Smacking her bovine lips, the disappointed blackjack dealer pulled five moist crabs from her smoky kneecaps, which were laden with blisters containing singing frog mosaics as if they were pooped out by Warhol, with exceedingly ironic grace... her whispers floating like stillborn farts downwind from Dick Cheney until bubbles of despair called her home.

[Wickerman]

1. reads like a Robyn Hitchcock lyric

nice work!

[Zomby Woof]

4. He's cool

Throw in some Alfred Hitchcock too. :D

[tridim]

2. Maybe not, but I bet a random monkey at a random typewriter

would eventually type it.

[Zomby Woof]

5. I am not a random monkey

I am a very specific monkey.

[qnr]

3. Well done. However, I've visited the thread twice, so I have ....

but I know what you meant.

[Zomby Woof]

6. Damn loophole!

Actually, I wanted it to be deliberately bad AND surreal. If people compliment me, I have failed. Except for the pre-loophole part.

[Fleshdancer]

7. Are you playing with adlibs?? n/t

[Zomby Woof]

8. those are cool!

But no, this is a product of pecan pie and a glass of ice water.

[HuskiesHowls]

9. Sounds like some of the e-mail I get n/t

[Zomby Woof]

10. maybe if I added the word 'penis'

It would be exactly the email I send...no wait... :o

[Floogeldy]

11. I've got one!

"Take the ambulance off of my rib and put the asparagus back between my toes, in Mongolia."

[DemBones DemBones]

12. You channeling Tom Robbins tonight, ZW?

:shrug:

[Zomby Woof]

13. I was thinking maybe a soupcon of him

With a dash of Coleridge, and a sprinkling of Dali. ;-)

[WritersBlock]

14. Oh wow! You found a copy of "Sisters" !!

:D