NightTrain
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:27 AM
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He pounded the table for emphasis. "My hand hurts!" |
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Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 12:29 AM by NightTrain
That was my entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Contest some years back. It didn't win, but I still like it!
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:28 AM
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1. Maybe he should stop pounding the table.... It was a dark and stormy night |
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:31 AM
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:38 AM
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5. heheh I was searching my drive for a Snoopy pic :) n/t |
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:28 AM
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:36 AM
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Criminy, thought Francine as she left the birthing center, if the baby's an unknown life-form, it probably means Ricky wasn't really from West Hartford, either.
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:39 AM
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That's a good one, indeed! My absolute all-time favorite was this little gem: "We had made it through yet another nuclear winter, and our lawn had just trapped and eaten its first robin."
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:51 AM
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swung first to the left, then to the right and finally in independant directions, much like semaphore signals, and although he coulden't understand semaphore, Kyle was sure they were saying "Never ride the Tilt-A-Whirl with your grandma."
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