Okay, what celebrity do *I* resemble most?

[RandomKoolzip]

If you say "Penn Jillette," you're in good company. Others have told me I look like an overweight Radar O'Reilly. (This picture is of me w/o glasses.)

Anyhow: enjoy my vanity thread!

[Blue-Jay]

1. Tyne Daly

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Not Sharon Gless?!?

You have made me weep bitter tears.

[Blue-Jay]

13. My work is done.

[Skittles]

12. RKZ wants to be a LESBIAN, Blue-Jay

GET WITH THE PROGRAM. :D

[Blue-Jay]

14. I'm offended that you assumed my answer to be about lesbians.

OK. No I'm not.

RKZ is a manly-woman.

[Skittles]

17. NO SILLY, it's not YOUR answer

it was HIS!!!! :D

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Ah, male lesbianism is so 2002.

I'm beyond that now. Now I want to be Rick Santorum.

[Skittles]

2. WTF is that in the background?

:o

[RandomKoolzip]

8. My mom's Peruvian.

That's a blanket emblazoned with a llama she used to have hanging in her house.....Obviously, this was taken at her house.

[Quetzal]

3. I know

!!!

Joaquin Phoenix

[Ruffhowse]

4. I was gonna say that too!!

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Okay, that's two votes for Wokkin' Feenicks, one for Colin Firth....

And one for Tyne Daly......


Surely an attention whore like me can keep this post kicked until more votes are submitted, right?

[Blue-Jay]

5. You made that name up.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

9. That's not a name, that's two made up Scrabble words.

You're just trying to land your "x's" and "q's" on a "Triple Word Score".

[Kire]

7. How about Colin Firth?

I heard he wants to be James Bond.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. I'll buy that for a dollar!

It's better than Gary Burghoff, definitely.....

[Elise]

15. hmmmmm

Looks a lot like that RandomKoolzip guy from The Real World ... the haircut reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix in 'Gladiator': YUM!

[RandomKoolzip]

27. Uh.....what?

Somebody used my screen name on The Real World?

Plagiarist bastard.

[Spirochete]

16. James DeBello

[Catchawave]

18. John Belushi?

From his SNL days.

But I see a young George Clooney too!

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Ah, Belushi.....

Thank you. That's the best one yet.

He was a hero of mine when I was but a wee widdle boy. "Animal House" was the first movie my parents ever took me to see.

[Inland]

19. John Mayer. Maybe a little thinner.

[flygal]

24. That's who I was thinking too

[fluffernutter]

32. i heart john mayer

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Everyone with a "soul patch" looks the same to me.

:D

[BikeWriter]

21. Uh, I dunno, but you're cute!

:-)

[rug]

22. Frodo

[Touchdown]

23. Clyde.

:evilgrin:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. I was thinking "Lancelot Link."

But since I'm good friends with Clint Eastwood, I guess your answer is more apt.

[redqueen]

28. I have enoyed your vanity thread immensely!

I don't know which celebrity you resemble, but you're hot, so who cares?

[RandomKoolzip]

34. I've put on weight since this pic was taken.

But thanks for the kind words!

[redqueen]

37. More to cuddle.

I'm sure you're not hearing any complaints from the SO. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. You remind me of a cross between,

Rob Thomas, and Joaquin Phoenix... a very nice combo indeed. ;)

[fluffernutter]

31. Bachelor Bob.

i think he is so cute, and so are you!

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Kick to accrue more insults.

[pdx_prog]

35. H.R. Pufenstuff maybe?...:)

[Dastard Stepchild]

36. I immediately thought of the lead singer of Matchbox 20....

at least in the picture you offered up :)

[ronnykmarshall]

42. Ya beat me to that one.

Both are cuties!

[Dastard Stepchild]

45. agreed :)

Both are cuties.

[ImpeachBush]

38. Mr. Checkov

Walter Koenig? Something like that.

[buddhamama]

39. wow

i had no idea you were so cute. I have enjoyed your vanity thread. thanks.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

40. Cedric the Entertainer

[RandomKoolzip]

43. Whew! I thought you were gonna say Vast Aire.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. You look more like Vordul than Vaste

[Beware the Beast Man]

41. I used to get Penn Gillette all the time.

Especially when my hair was long.

Rare file photo of Beast Man spotted at the Chesterland, OH BP, Jan. 2003:

[RandomKoolzip]

44. It's odd, but to me you look like a cross between me and Chavez.

And, yes, I used to have long hair, so long I could floss my buttcheeks with it, which I put in a ponytail. Add the glases to that, and voila! Penn Jillette.

I used to be a janitor at a supermarket when I looked like that and all the black guys called me "Magician," cuz they didn't know Penn's name.

[Beware the Beast Man]

47. I am Speak the Random Truth Zip!

Bastard spawn of CSTT & RKZ!

[Crankie Avalon]

46. A little bit like Jon Favreau back when he was slimmed down. eom