Someone - - - please kill me

[everythingsxen]

I just watched Napoleon (I want to shove some) Dynamite (up the filmakers ass).

So many people told me how funny this movie was.

Unfortunately, one of those people thinks Hitler was a swell guy, so you gotta consider the source.

I wish I had done something better fpr those two hours.

Like lock myself in the bathroom while working with toxic cleaning agents.

Or thrown myself off a roof.

Anything is better than that film.

I now fear Hell.

For I know Hell is having to watch Napoleon Dynamite ---- over and over.

It was just so awful.

It was a train-wreck that lasted two hours.

And not even the good kind of train-wreck with mangled bodies and twisted metal all over. But the really crappy kind of train wreck where no actual damage is caused, but it happens at a stoplight so you are stuck there for hours as they fix the damage.

Please --- let me die.

[WritersBlock]

1. So you'll not be buying the DVD then?

:evilgrin:

[everythingsxen]

2. If I could afford to....

I would buy every copy on Earth and have them loaded into a rocket along with the director, writers and actors and shot into the sun.

[Brundle_Fly]

3. yeah

I don't have any idea what the hype is about.

I bought Gigli thinking "it cant be that bad..." and I ended up cleaning the toilets halfway thru.

[jdots]

4. " MOVIES ARE BETTER THAN EVER "

that was an old hype gag they played on T.V. when it started effecting the movie bizz. Now t.v. sucks too

[AlienGirl]

5. It truly was painfully bad

It was like a combination of watching accountants working and viewing a clip-show of your worst middle-school moments.

I spent an hour waiting for it to get funny and another hour waiting for it to have a point, a plot, a climax, or a denoument.

Tucker

[bowens43]

6. I liked it.

I thought it was hilarious.

[Kire]

7. why?

explain yourself, so we can shoot you down, too

[everythingsxen]

8. Please tell me how any part of that movie was funny

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