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Tue Dec-28-04 09:04 AM
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The official "knee-jerk reaction to a misunderstanding" thread |
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We have all seen, or participated, in a post where something a poster said was misunderstood and a knee-jerk reaction was then posted. Here's what you do...take what the poster above you said and take something out of context. Then post a ridiculous reaction to the remark. Hey..I'm bored, what can I say?
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:06 AM
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1. "REDICULOUS REACTION?????" |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:07 AM
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2. I'm offended by your language! |
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My infant child might be reading this!
:P
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:11 AM
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4. Well, Isn't That Special!? |
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You've just GOTTA let the world know you're an upstanding, breeding member of society, huh? What about those who can't have children or choose not to contribute to overpopulation?
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gollygee
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:34 AM
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Why do you hate children?
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Sporadicus
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:39 AM
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12. Child Hater? PuhLEEEZE! |
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The term 'hater' is bandied about without basis FAR too often. Are you one of those fundies who accuses everyone outside your little cultish circle of being a 'Christ hater,' or what?
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:40 AM
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14. I'm so tired of all this persecution! |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:43 AM
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16. I think it should be legal |
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What an adult does with another consenting adult is their business. Prostitution has been around forever and it is stupid to have it illegal.
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:50 AM
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23. All sexual acts should be illegal! |
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Or we'll fall like Soddom and Gonnoreah or whatever they're called!
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:45 AM
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17. Sorry, I Can't Continue This |
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I have to attend to some things. However, it's been a hoot! :hi: Perhaps you can continue the thread by calling me a quitter or slacker as I slink away.
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:50 AM
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24. People have taken your place |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:46 AM
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Just trying to play along! The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:49 AM
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21. Why do you hate America? |
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The majority of America agrees with me. If you don't like it, move to France or something!
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:56 AM
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25. To Get Far enough Away From "Your Kind". . . |
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. . .i'd have to move to another planet! France ain't nearly far enough! Begone, subhuman bredder thing! The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:58 AM
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26. Just stay away from Mars! |
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Don't you dare sully Our Beloved President's favorite planet!
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:01 AM
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27. Nobody Tells Me Which Planets I Can Go To! |
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Nobody! Got that? I'll go to Mars if i feel like it no matter what your beloved prez thinks! (Actually, using the phrase "prez thinks" seems a contradiction in terms.) The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:02 AM
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28. Well it *is* red after all |
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Probably just the right place for you, commie!
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:07 AM
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31. It's Mister Commie, To You! |
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Just for that, i'm NOT going to Mars. Take that, nazi! The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:26 AM
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9. Dont' expose your tongue towards me YOU GODDAMN SEXUAL PREDATOR!!! |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:32 AM
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10. Um, is matcom supposed to be upset you called him a "sexual predator"? |
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I think he takes that as a compliment.
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:40 AM
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how DARE you take the good lord's name in vain!
you have offended my very spirituality!
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:41 AM
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I could you bring is such a FINE organization that helps keep KIDS off DRUGS into this?
You low fucking bastard, have you no compassion?
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:49 AM
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A few of us never knew our fathers and would appreciate you having a little compassion for the bastards of the world. Compassion indeed - you jerk!
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:08 AM
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3. ok, are you guys continuing a fight you were having elsewhere? |
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now you're pissing me off for wasting my time opening this thread. PM whoever you're pissed at, johnnie, why doncha.
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:11 AM
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Who died and left you in charge?
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:14 AM
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I have blue eyes and I don't think you should be calling people "bright eyes" like it is a bad thing. I can't help it that they are blue. :grr:
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:47 AM
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Intelligent people have brown eyes! EVERYONE knows that! Now crawl back into your hole, mutant. The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:05 AM
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29. Hey! Mutants have feelings, too, you know! |
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:08 AM
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32. I Don't Hate Mutants! |
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Just blue-eyed ones. If you defended johnnie, you must be one too! Freak! The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:16 AM
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33. first mutants, now freaks! |
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you just hate anyone who doesn't follow convention. That's not how liberals are supposed to feel. You are a conservative bigot!
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:28 AM
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34. Now, You've Gone Too Far! |
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Way too far! This was funny, but the conservative thing is over the line! I can think of no insult that could be worse than being called a conservative. First of all, i have an education, i actually learned something during those years, and i still think! So, i can't be a conservative.
"You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend." (C. Montgomery Burns) Consider this your epitaph, you blue eyed, freak-loving, mutant dating, name-calling, meanie! The Proressor
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:37 AM
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Prove to me that "everyone" knows this. Links?
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:47 AM
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40. Everyone EXCEPT The Blue Eyed Freaks! |
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And i'm not doing your research for you, you lazy mutant, you! The Professor
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:15 AM
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7. Why don't you start another thread and reply to yourself 4 times again. |
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:23 AM
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I thought it was an interesting to start a new thread. i tend to be indulgent towards people who feel bored.
Anyhow, I did not understand the answers you got.
Probably not important that I do..
have a good day or a very peacefull end of night
Lise
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Tue Dec-28-04 09:47 AM
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Did you even read the original post?
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:31 AM
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35. Hey....leave her alone! |
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Maybe she dosen't know any better! :P
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:46 AM
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39. Quit standing up for people who don't read all the threads and try to |
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defend others....like YOU....:mad:
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:05 AM
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30. It's DU's fault that YOU'RE bored??!!? |
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Jeebus, ever hear of personal responsibility!?!? Cripes, find some way to entertain your own damn self! GO find some porn like the rest of us do when we're bored! jeesh.
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:35 AM
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36. Maybe being bored is a mental illness |
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YOU don't know that for sure! Are you a certified pshychologist?..I thought not!
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:49 AM
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41. Hey, you don't know WHAT I am... and frankly, it's none of |
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YOUR god-damned business. Why the fuck are people so nosy in this place? I mean really, you are so judgmental!
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Tue Dec-28-04 10:44 AM
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38. repeat just the opposit |
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of all the above posts. Just trying to cover my a**
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:01 PM
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42. Oh THAT'S just fine--flip flop all over the place! |
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Can't you just make up your MIND already?
Lord, this is just a typical liberal board. You guys would call a damn meeting to discuss how you "felt" about your last BM, I swear.
Laura
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Tue Dec-28-04 12:04 PM
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43. How DARE you belittle my BM support group. |
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SOME people have a serious NEED to discuss the size, shape and frequency of their BMs in a group of sympathetic and understanding peers. You seriously UNDERMINE community health with your dismissive attitude toward such discussions. Do you ever think of ANYONE but YOURSELF?
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