It's time to play Threadkiller!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gothic Sponge]

The object of the game is to be the threadkiller. That is, the last person to post in the thread. You want to post something so weird or dumb or whatever that nobody can think of a response.

[sui generis]

1. Princess and Bevis and a girl named Slim

A long time ago in an old castle, a muscular girl named Princess was walking along, minding her own business. Princess looked and dressed like Minnie Mouse. Suddenly, she saw Bevis, who was sweaty and looked a little like King Kong. Bevis proceeded to spit on a huge girl's hat. The girl's name was Slim.

"Stop, you disgusting person!" Princess yelled out. But Bevis started to run away.

Princess chased Bevis for 3 miles. Bevis could run fast and seemed to be getting away. But then in a final great effort, Princess caught a taxi cab and surprisingly caught the scoundrel!

Slim was so happy, that she offered to buy Princess a banjo.

Thus ends a good story.

[Gothic Sponge]

BLAAHHHH!!!!

[Hillary08]

641. That's it?

just "BLAAHHHH!!!!"

[0007]

117. ....to add. Slim had a baby boy and it was named Al Jolson

Mamma, I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles........

[Hillary08]

642. and Black Betty had a child,

bam a lam
the damn thing's gone wild, bam a lam

[Renew Deal]

570. 500 what?

[Renew Deal]

586. tag

I'm it.

[Hillary08]

625. ok - close your eyes and count to ten

s l o w l y

[Kire]

820. Bevis Lake Renamed As 'Butthead' Lake

Census Lists Renamed Lake As 'Butthead'

Someone in the Census Bureau may be watching a little too much MTV. Bevis Lake, a 5.7-acre body of water in a forested area about 25 miles northeast of Seattle, is now appearing in Bureau records with a different name: Butthead Lake.

Those two names _ Bevis and Butthead _ are almost identical to the 1990s MTV cartoon show "Beavis and Butt-head," which featured a pair of slacker teenagers who watch music videos and make bad jokes.

Someone at the Census Bureau must have gotten bored and made a joke out of naming the lake, said Ken Brown, a land surveyor with the state Department of Natural Resources.

"It's got to be," he said.

It's not unusual for small lakes in out-of-the-way places to have different names because of variations in county, state or other official records, but there are no such indications in this case, Brown said.

"That means someone is playing a joke, I think," Brown said.

http://asia.news.yahoo.com/050107/ap/d87fcd900.html

this is funny, because I posted this in another thread and it dropped like a stone - a real threadkiller

[Wilber_Stool]

2. I have to beg off on this one

I've killed so many threads over the last year and a half, that no one here offers any serious competition.

[Demit]

3. maybe it's your username? I know that makes me stop and think :)

[Hillary08]

643. me too

what could it mean?

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. locked

no sex threads

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator















that ought to do it...

[teach1st]

5. Not locked

God wills this thread to stay open. I am in touch with God, so I know.

[gollygee]

6. I think that's cheating

:D

[3days]

8. Well I was caught cheating once

with a pony named Steve. I will always love that old nag.

[Darranar]

12. Ponies named Steve have strange views. n/t

[Hillary08]

596. Ponis maimed steep half stangled ewes. n/t

[Beer Snob-50]

7. bbbbbuuurrrpppp

[billyskank]

10. Better out than in, eh?

[Hillary08]

631. dont forget to say "Excuse me"

It's only polite, you know.

[brainshrub]

9. This is a stupid idea.

Anybody who actually plays this game is a Freeper.

[Gothic Sponge]

11. I'm a Freeper, but don't tell anyone.

:silly:

[teach1st]

13. ima freeper then

i thInk goerge bush is a grate presidant what keeps us safe i wud of vote fore him three time but my cussin what is the electirn stupervisor in my countee sed i culd only vote too time

[Hillary08]

644. George IS great

because he is getting all of his ideas from the space people in the big ship from the other planet. He is in constant contact with them.

Karl Rove is actually one of them.

They come from the planet Moran.

Did you know that they can remove their heads in order to wash their hair more easily?

[Philly Buster]

780. Can I be a freeper too?

I only got to vote once

[NGU]

917. Then I guess I'm a freeper too

Oh, wait, I didn't mean to say that. Take it back. Take it back!

[Bronco69]

14. I am the KING

of the thread killers! :-)

[Hillary08]

606. And one step behind the Queen!

[Champ]

15. I killed two threads that were similar to this

I shall kill this one as well.

[Hillary08]

599. and yet it's alive!

It's alive! It's alive!

[brainshrub]

16. Here is my opinion on the situation in Israel.

Everyone in that part of the world is an Anti-Semitic Arab Islamo-fascist Zionist Jewish land-grabbing Genocidal terrorist racist. And their feet smell funny.

(If this doesn't kill or lock the thread nothing will.)

[Skink]

17. You got a problem with that...

[brainshrub]

18. Generic Reply about I/P conflict.

I accuse you of being a racist/anti-Semite and procede prove this with a 200 word essay on the historical significance of goat cheese in the land of Abraham.

[Skink]

19. O.K. but only after I make nice with some Brown people.

[Hillary08]

613. Don't bother,

I'll get the ice for the Brown People. You just relax.

[flvegan]

20. I'm the king of Boggle, there is none higher. I got 11 points off

the word "quagmire"

[Hillary08]

690. Antidisestablismentarianism

aim high

[WoodrowFan]

21. BOOGER

[Hillary08]

607. Pickin' & Grinnin'

n/t

[StopTheMorans]

22. hi everyone, it's stopthemorans!

there, that should do it:D

[pres2032]

23. i don't understand

what should do it?

[teach1st]

24. I think STM thinks

..he or she is a thread-killer. Not an uncommon thought around here.

[Hillary08]

608. ...he or she is a thread-killer

common thought indeed.

[rbnyc]

25. I'm having a virgin...

...pina colada with my lunch.

:)

[Xipe Totec]

98. Bloody Awful!

x(

[Hillary08]

615. ain't nothing like the real thing, baby

ain't nothing like the real thing...

[youngred]

26. hehe, not another one of these

last time we did this my thread took a record as longest at DU.

[Hillary08]

614. It's even worse this time.

Or, so I hear.

[Boswells_Johnson]

27. A neighbor took a dump on my lawn and blamed it on his dog.

[name not needed]

28. rama rama ding ding

[Hillary08]

610. rama rama who's there?

(:

[redqueen]

29. .

[Acryliccalico]

355. This looks like something my son would love

[Renew Deal]

391. Hi

:hi:

[Hillary08]

618. ho

hi ho
ho ho ho

[youngred]

30. are you dead or are you sleeping? eom

[name not needed]

34. God I sure hope you are dead

[Hillary08]

617. He's dead, Jim

-McCoy

[ChaoticSilly]

907. Kirk: Bone's can you save him?

McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a...
...oh, alright *sigh*

[motely36]

31. Done!

This thread is now officially dead.

[Beer Snob-50]

32. and re-done!

now it is done.

[Hillary08]

609. and undone and redacted

darn

[youngred]

33. the good times are killing me

[Shrubhater]

126. Hey,

one of your threads got over 1000 replies! (the thread that never dies)

[Hillary08]

611. This is the thread that never ends....

it goes on and on my friend.

Somebody started it, not knowing what it was.
And now it goes on and on and on and on because...

This is the thread that never ends...
it goes on and on my friend.

Somebody started it, not knowing what it was.
And now it goes on and on and on and on because...

[Midlodemocrat]

35. My favorite band.

That should do it. Ha.

[benny05]

267. Wish I had a picture

Of Donny Osmond and his brothers in the early 1970's singing "One bad apple"

[Hillary08]

620. Oh swoon!

(ewwwww! - At least pick Davy Jones!)

[Frogtutor]

36. Wanna see pictures from my vacation?

Just kidding; I thought that might scare some people off.

[Hillary08]

601. that's a killer all right! n/t

[redqueen]

37. .

[Debi]

38. Bunnies are cute!

:silly:

[Hillary08]

635. More cute than a dead squid

that much is certain. unless, maybe a fried, dead squid. That may be close.

[teach1st]

39. I thought it would be...

...tomorrow by now, but it isn't.

[Hillary08]

638. but it will be tomorrow

tomorrow

[youngred]

40. kick to die

sink sink like a rock

[Hillary08]

639. rise rise rise like a

n/t

[DemGa]

41. Conceptually it doesn't make sense to me

kidding.

[Hillary08]

662. And it's always been like that.

n/t

[KitchenWitch]

42. potato skirts

[Hillary08]

598. Banana skins n/t

[youngred]

43. sorry teach1st

you had it all the way down to page 5 til I rescued it

[teach1st]

44. Damn you, youngred! N/T

[Merrick]

45. Jesus loving Christians are friggin' retarded

Oh wait, I got this all wrong.

[Hillary08]

676. Oh dear

now I am really confused!

[redqueen]

46. My feet smell good.

Seriously... they do.

[Gothic Sponge]

47. *Sniff* *Sniff*

Smells like candy.:)

[redqueen]

48. See?

Told ya!

[hickman1937]

49. Her pendulous breasts swung first

to the left then to the right and finally in independant directions, much like semaphore signals, and although he couldn't understand semaphore, Kyle was sure they were saying "Never ride a Tilt-A-Whirl with your grandma."

this should kill it once and for all.

[redqueen]

50. hahahahahahahaha

not quite!

:kick:

[hickman1937]

51. Bulwar-Lytton contest

Before I get accused of plagerism.

[redqueen]

52. But

isn't ripping off comedy bits a time-honored tradition?

[Hillary08]

624. Ahh! Wse guy eh?

nggggh nggggh wobwobwobwob
(curly imitation)

[Beer Snob-50]

53. GEORGE W BUSH IS MY IDOL

i want to have sex with his daughters and have children with them. I want babs to be their great grandmother, and the stepford witch to be their grandma. i want to play cribbage with george and then share a rootbeer and a laugh. i want to discuss current events at the table and marvel at georges intellect.

this post was financed by gw bush for lifetime despot and he supports this post.

[hickman1937]

54. Hi! Is it snowing at Quantico yet?

[7th_Sephiroth]

55. anyone wana have sex?

just kook up in town, we can screw and have a nice lil sex thread

[Hillary08]

622. Darn! If you had only called first!

too late now.

[rug]

56. It won't come out.

[Hillary08]

640. Pull harder.

Give it all you've got!

[name not needed]

57. ooga booga aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

poop

[Hillary08]

679. Run away! Run away!

arrrrrrgggggghhhhh!

[Renew Deal]

58. You have been alerted.

Or something like that.

[Renew Deal]

435. kick

:kick:

[teach1st]

59. I'm suprised that this thing..

...is still unkilled.

[bobthedrummer]

60. US Domestic Spying

http://www.datafilter.com/mc/domesticSpying.html

[Hillary08]

675. Foreign domestic spying

<**Link removed by CIA - do not attempt to recover **>

[BulletproofLandshark]

61. "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

[Hillary08]

636. Willy Wonka!

n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

62. Sometimes

I have thoughts of falling to my death. They are scary.

[Hillary08]

687. Always

it seems to be worse if I'm at the edge of a tall building. Less so when I'm sitting on the beach.

[bobthedrummer]

63. Did a Secret Military Experiment Cause the 2003 Blackout?

http://globalresearch.ca/articles/ANA309A.html

[Hillary08]

688. Yes

But whose was it?

[BulletproofLandshark]

64. The Spam Museum

Revel in the glorious history of Spam...

http://media.hormel.com/templates/knowledge/knowledge.asp?id=9&catitemid=16

[Hillary08]

691. Is there a TREAT museum too?

just wondering...

[TXlib]

65. Suck a fart out of my ass.

[Hillary08]

637. ewwwwww! That's just gross.

Glade, please. And hurry.

[bobthedrummer]

66. On The Need For New Criteria of Diagnosis of Psychosis in the Light of

Mind Invasive Technology by Carole Smith
http://www.btinternet.com/~psycho_social/Vol3/JPSS-CS2.html

[essarhaddon]

67. First Chronicles, 19:4

Wherefore Hanun took David's servants, and shaved them, and cut off their garments in the midst hard by their buttocks, and sent them away.

[youngred]

68. I want you to want me

to want you to want me to want you to want me to want you to want me.

[Hillary08]

684. I need you to need me

to knead you to knead me to need you to need me to knead you

[regularguy]

69. Hitler!

[Debi]

70. This is not the Free Republic

Duh :eyes:

[youngred]

71. don't believe this science fiction

[Hillary08]

682. but don't disbelieve this fictional science

it may be true....somewhere

[redqueen]

72. Weeeeeeee!

[Beer Snob-50]

73. how did you get a picture of me?

"the guy in the back"

[redqueen]

74. You sent it to me!

You don't remember? You said I was free to do whatever I wanted, photoshop, pass around, etc. I hope you still have mine under wraps, as I didn't give you the same permission!

[Beer Snob-50]

77. that's right

I had to take the staple out of your bellybutton though so i could hang it on the wall.

[redqueen]

78. I said no displaying!

And why'd you staple my bellybutton?

[Beer Snob-50]

79. I had to pull the centerfold out of the magazine.

very tasteful. you, on a rock, next to a babbling brook. very sweet.

[redqueen]

82. Ooops!

You're confusing me with someone else! I sent you the 5x7s!

[Beer Snob-50]

87. EEEEKKKKK

You are right. Yours I keep in my night stand and oogle you each evening. The other one is another women of DU.

[redqueen]

90. So long as it STAYS in your nightstand.

Then no problem. :)

[Beer Snob-50]

91. it will dear. eom

[Buns_of_Fire]

75. Sometimes when I'd fart, it'd be juicy

Or sometimes, just as bad, lumpy. That's why I refuse to fart anymore.

[kick-ass-bob]

76. keep the TP handy.

[Buns_of_Fire]

80. Fie! I say fie on thee!

That gives me an idea: Let's discuss Shakespeare and the connection between his writings and the proper storage of rutabagas!

(And if that doesn't work, I'll just mention that I really like Barry Manilow. That usually does it. Dead as a doornail. :thumbsup: )

[FizzFuzz]

594. two people with screen names that refer to hineys

having a conversation.

I find that interesting.

Don't you?

[Gasping4Truth]

81. ...

[redqueen]

83. ....

[rbnyc]

84. nice (nt)

[redqueen]

86. Sorry

Didn't mean to offend. :(

[rbnyc]

88. No, I meant it. (nt)

[redqueen]

89. YAY!

I love it when I don't feel like such a sicko.

:hi:

[rbnyc]

94. No worries!

Especially with me.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

95. Eeeeeexcellent!

[rbnyc]

107. Heh heh heh

Is this gonna come down to you and me?

:evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

575. Nope

Me too :hi:

[FizzFuzz]

591. me three!!

:evilgrin: or :evilwink:

[alexisfree]

85. I am really good at this..!

I can !just wait...wait....wait more....keep waiting..

[Beer Snob-50]

92. but not good enough

[alexisfree]

93. well almost...

22 minutes after my respond me is not bad!!!:P

[Champ]

96. Die!

[Debi]

97. I can't believe you're so insensitive to my plight

:cry:

[Champ]

179. I have no idea what happened

If it is something terribly wrong I am sorry. I only visited DU for about 1 time in the last 3-4 days. I look at each death as a tragedy that severly impacts atleast 10 people's life. This was a thread killer thread and the contest was to get the last reply before it went to the archives.

[bigwillq]

99. Hello

:toast:

[Hillary08]

673. Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me
Can you show me where it hurts?

[Xipe Totec]

100. I don't get it

:eyes:

[redqueen]

101. Happy happy!

[teach1st]

102. Cute picture

Disney goes Pagan?

[redqueen]

118. I like it, too.

Imagine if Disney went pagan... that'd be a hoot!

[sans qualia]

144. Not pagan, those animals are Thelemites

Unicursal hexagram, plus the sword, wand, cup and pentacle, which Crowley lists as the four tools of the magickian. Definitely Thelemites.

[redqueen]

427. Cool!

Neat-o!

[FizzFuzz]

592. far out! this is too cute--and cool!

Where did you get this?

[tyedyeto]

103. Semi-newbie here who's been a loooooog time lurker........

I can kill a thread in a heartbeat.................... just watch. :boring:

[teach1st]

104. OK, I'll watch...

...the trick I think is to post later in the evening.

[kick-ass-bob]

105. HA!

It almost worked, but alas, I have arrived.
:P

[teach1st]

106. Oh, no!

I'm not even awake yet.

[teach1st]

108. What do you young people know about thread-killing?

You have it easy. You just type something and post. Well, Bub, back in my day, when we wanted to kill a thread, we had to work for it. First, it wasn't easy reading a thread. Then to kill it, we had to walk four miles through snow, ice, and dirty hippies to the Western Union office to send a telegram. And it cost us 50 cents per word, too. Sometimes we wouldn't know if we killed a thread until months, years later. Sometimes, we never found out.

But you know what? We liked it, dammit, because we didn't have anything else. We appreciated it. You young people with your CDs and designer drugs and cell phones are soft.

[coolhandlulu]

109. This is a dumb game.

[teach1st]

110. Yup

And the people who post here are dumb, too.

[coolhandlulu]

111. DUMB?

well im a hell of a lot dumber than you!!!!!!!!!!! so there!!!!!!

[teach1st]

112. I don't disagree...

..but how dumb does one have to be to argue about who is dumber?

[coolhandlulu]

113. Damn, you're good!!!!!!!!!

:silly:

[Hillary08]

629. Seriously good!

Amazing!

[obreaslan]

114. I'll put an end to this....

[Hillary08]

669. End it

with a dancing Smeegle?
ewwwww! What an awful way to end!

[teach1st]

115. Another hamburger?

[rbnyc]

116. Why, yeeeeeeees.

:P

[Hillary08]

683. I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today....

-Wimpee

[redqueen]

119. Bet he never does that again.

[teach1st]

120. Eek!

There's a lesson.

[teach1st]

121. You know, I wish this style would come back

[redqueen]

122. Me too

Very flattering, plus - easy access!

[skygazer]

123. Hell, I don't even have to try

A while back there was a thread about what people would be voted for if we had a DU yearbook. There were about 40 replies when I replied, saying I'd be the best threadkiller. It immediately sank like a stone, even after I waited for it to hit page 2 and replied again, saying "I told you so."

Now watch this drop.

[Hillary08]

699. Dropping like a rock, all right

Incredible!

[auntAgonist]

124. I do it .. it happens all the time

[Debi]

125. Why do you keep trying then

Why not just give up....:shrug:

[auntAgonist]

131. never say die

live to fight another day and all that

[Debi]

132. Oh, I thought it was die another day...

James Bond and all :smoke:

[auntAgonist]

165. 007 .. never liked him

[Hillary08]

630. My dog is a double-naught spy ,

really a double-naught dog, I suppose.

00K9

[Shrubhater]

127. Okay,

A child manages to build a time machine to go back to when his grandfater was a boy. The child manages to kill his grandfather. Try to solve that paradox. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[teach1st]

129. Time travel involves similar, but different timelines...

...it's impossible to go back in time along the same timeline one is on when one embarks.

http://homepage.mac.com/billtomlinson/newtt.html

[teach1st]

128. Oh, boy, the Doughboy!

[Hillary08]

694. And only $1.50!!

wow! good deal.

[rbnyc]

130. Lunch is over.

Goodbye!

[Hillary08]

680. The year is over!

It's still alive!

[youngred]

133. gotten pretty big

but I can still kill a behemouth

[Debi]

134. Not so fast....

n/t

[progmom]

135. I am the queen mum of all threadkillers.

If this doesn't do it, well, then... maybe I will feel better about myself.

[Hillary08]

672. Long live the Queen!

And long live the Thread!

[theorist]

136. Shame on all of you!

Don't you all have better things to do than try to win a silly game? There is serious stuff going on out there.

:evilgrin:

[Hillary08]

677. You are SO right!

How could we have ever gotten caught up in this?

[sans qualia]

137. Contrary to the information presented in several recent threads

I can say with confidence that no, it is not possible to change your sex with your pants on. They do make you take them off, what with all the cutting and the stitching and the subsequent catheterization. However, they do give you a nifty hospital gown in return!

[redqueen]

138. OWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I finally ate something and now I've burnt the roof of my mouth with hot pizza.

OWEEEEE!

(Thanks, GS, for this thread... saved me from the trouble of starting a new thread to announce my burnt bumpy things.)

[sans qualia]

139. Curses! Foiled again.

[redqueen]

141. Hey!

How about a little sympathy here?

It huuuuuuuuurts... and I can't stop tonguing it, either. Which I'm sure isn't helping.

[Hillary08]

665. I'm sure it's not!

positive, in fact!

[terrya]

140. Bow your heads, please and mourn this thread...

Remember it as it was before I posted on it...not as it is now. Dead. Bereft of life. Gone to...a better place, actually.

T

[Hillary08]

686. because it has never been totaly dead

It is the energizer bunny of threads

[dubyaD40web]

142. My turn

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/phpBB/

Enjoy!!

[redqueen]

143. Baaahahahahahahahaha!

Love it! :9

[teach1st]

145. Served with?

[youngred]

146. 20,000!!!!!

at one time I was the second highest poster on this site...stupid broken computer ruining my pace. Plus, given the quality of most of my other posts...this seems fitting.

[sans qualia]

147. Congrats!

but you're still not gonna be the one to kill this thread.

[youngred]

149. DAMMIT

I was hoping people would feel like giving me some slack because it was the milestone

[teach1st]

151. Congrats, youngred!

No slack, but congrats!

[youngred]

154. merci

and oh well

[bvar22]

148. THIS is THE Thread Killer!!!!

What can be said after...........................................

THIS!!!!!!


Ugly and Evil beyond mere WORDS!!!

[sans qualia]

150. I'll see your Bride of Frankenstein...

... and raise you a befuddled Dracula!

[Hillary08]

681. Now that's scary!

<goosebumps & hairs on end>

[teach1st]

152. Yow!

There goes my appetite...

[InvisibleBallots]

153. I like Christians

!

[Deja Q]

155. I'm a little homo, short and stout. Hypno's my handle, you wanna see my

spout?


:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Mabeline]

156. TOAD...as in stool...

:0)

[sans qualia]

157. (toad)

[Deja Q]

160. Now that's a cute toad! I like 42, but there's no 69...

:cry: :evilgrin:

Wait a mo', Special: getting lost?!?! :cry:

[kohodog]

158. I love big brother

[Hillary08]

670. And big brother loves you.

Could you move a little to the left, big brother is having some trouble seeing you with that reflection...

thanks

[cruadin]

159. A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says,...

"Make me one with everything."

[Hillary08]

667. That'll be five bucks, Mac

he replied while chewing on what must have been a fifty year old cigar.

[tyedyeto]

161. I thought I killed this last night!..... LOL...n/t

[meisje]

162. I had sex with your wife!

[Hillary08]

674. Hmmm. Are you quite sure?

nt

[Baja Margie]

163. Oh fuck

I'm always the last one on a thread. I don't know why, but I always just about always am the last. Then noone says anything, and it's really weird, it's like mumbling something and noone gives a shit and you're left out there all alone and it's really fucked up.

[Baja Margie]

164. Damint anyway,

I knew it ! It happened again ! what am I toxic? Forget this, I'm going to go watch the Sopranos. I got a bootlegged 5th season for only $20.00 from eBay before they took it offand since we don't get any fricken TV stations I bought it. I'm leaving. Anyway, have a nice night, and don't forget to get an emergency pack together in case of a big quake. I'm going to go get water and batteries and soup tomorrow.

[sparky_in_ma]

166. Please let me

kill this thread. I'm only a few thread kills away from 1000.:nuke:

[Hillary08]

702. OK, go ahead. Kill it.

n/t

[alfredo]

167. Want to see pictures of Hemorrhoids?

[miss_kitty]

169. no

[goodboy]

168. This thread has ceased-to-be! It's shuffled of it's mortal coil

it's joined the bleedin' choir invisible.

THIS IS AN EX-THREAD

[flaminbats]

170. ahhh, finally a lovely thread which cannot be killed..

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Pepe_Le_Pew/ltlp_002.wav

[sparky_in_ma]

171. It's done

I call this thread at 1:09 amO8)

[Baja Margie]

172. Wait un minuto

there, everyone just KNOWS I kill all threads. Everyone just KNOWS it.

[progmom]

173. If I kill this thread...

...it will be my third tonight. C'mon, die, thread, die!

[Baja Margie]

174. Jeez,

I looked at your name and I thought it said Pogrom and then I saw the picture and I almost freaked out.

[progmom]

183. Oh geez!

Maybe I should change my name! Sorry for the scare! I picked this name in a hurry -- should have given it some more thought, I guess!

[Hillary08]

623. sheez!

It's ok. We'll get used to it...

[Borgnine]

175. I eat my own poo.

My poo tastes like Toblerone bar.

[Tsiyu]

176. Don't start celebrating yet, Poo-eater

( BTW, Is it triangular, too?)

I am THREADKILLER. Posting in the wee hours to assure my victory.

Bite me.

[Tsiyu]

Don't start celebrating yet, Poo-eater

( BTW, Is it triangular, too?)

I am THREADKILLER. Posting in the wee hours to assure my victory.

Bite me.

[Tsiyu]

177. Don't start celebrating yet, Poo-eater

( BTW, Is it triangular, too?)

I am THREADKILLER. Posting in the wee hours to assure my victory.

Bite me.

[American Tragedy]

178. Sorry, buddy, you're not winning this battle.

I suppose you thought that posting the same goddamn thing three times would somehow deter others from following. :P

[Tsiyu]

184. Aaaaarghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

I awake to DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!!!


(No. I didn't post three times on purpose-fat finger disease was running rampant here last night. But after the fact, I did think "HA! No one will follow two dupes!" ) CURSES!

[non sociopath skin]

180. The envelopes are on all the fruit trees. And shall be for ever more. Amen

The Skin

[Hillary08]

705. Please do not eat the envelopes

of the stamps you may eat

[goodboy]

181. I talked to God, and He says, "Goodboy, should be the last poster on that

thread."

You don't want to upset God, now do you?

[teach1st]

182. Won't this thread die?

"Sometimes the moon is howling and the wolves are shining" - Divine Right

[alfredo]

185. No, it won't die because it is made out of the same stuff

that goes into making Twinkies.

[teach1st]

187. Then why can't we eat it?

Or at least suck the filling out it...

[alfredo]

196. Hey! no sex threads!!!

[goodboy]

186. I'm eating so much pork and sauerkraut tonight, I'll poop for a week.

[Beer Snob-50]

188. I hope the toilet's always cleared out for you!

[Debi]

189. Thank you for that lovely New Year's vision....

What a way to start 2005!! :hurts:

[Maestro]

194. Here is some TP

[goodboy]

198. ooooh....that'll really do the trick...

[Worst Username Ever]

190. ?

[TyeDye75]

192. Your question is vague?

One time i was peeing in a public toilet in Covent garden and in the stall next to me a man was snorting cocaine... it reminded me of the line from South Park....this is pretty F***ed up right here.

[Worst Username Ever]

197. !

[Hillary08]

628. ~

I hate punctuation posts!

[catbert836]

191. Don't cry for me, Strong Bad!

I can make it on my own!

[Hillary08]

692. Then go forth and integrate

n/t

[Maestro]

193. This thread is done.

[Hillary08]

678. Sending it back

I ordered my thread medium rare - this one is not even quite dead yet.

[xultar]

195. So when I ask my chihuahua to pass the pepper he says hell no ma

I maybe from Mexico but I don't use that shit.

[Hillary08]

703. But he will pass the gas when company comes!

pewwwwww!

[sans qualia]

199. dorsal root ganglion

[Hillary08]

616. Thougt it was the central mind ganglion

nexus of the gaia mind link

[goodboy]

200. this is why gothicsponge's thread-count is so high.

[xultar]

201. Cuz da SPONGE is DA MAN! n/t

[goodboy]

202. and he's got a legion of little post-kicking apostles...

[xultar]

203. Ahhh Now I feel DIRTY & USED!

:cry: tee hee hee

[goodboy]

204. that's what you get! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

just kidding of course.

[xultar]

205. OK I will be the thread killer. thankyouverymuch.

[cruadin]

206. Hey---does this toe look infected?

[billyskank]

207. Liberace was a Geordie?????

[goodboy]

208. goodboy kills threads dead.

[Hillary08]

693. Much like Jason

is killed in the movies

[MisterP]

209. you're all Scientologists!

anyone who doesn't agree with me and Eli Lilly is!

[goodboy]

210. you're just a figment of my imagination

and if you don't agree with me, I'll forget about you and you'll just

disappear.

[ismnotwasm]

212. And everything will be the same after the end

As it was before the beginning.

[goodboy]

213. here I stand before you, not behind you.

[youngred]

211. HAPPY NEW YEAR

a little early cause I won't be coherent enough to type it later

[teach1st]

214. Yay!

[youngred]

215. so close

but not quite.

nice clapping ladies

[sparky_in_ma]

216. It should be dead now

The thread killing power unleashed by my finger tips is awesome to behold. Yesterday I even killed a cat picture thread.:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

217. NOT DEAD YET SPARKY!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[sparky_in_ma]

218. I don't understand

my fingers must be losing their touch. My boring, trivial,totally lacking in intelligence posts, should have killed this by now. Could it be that I'm finally ascending the thread evolutionary ladder. Nah...never happen:dunce:

[Beer Snob-50]

219. are you a republican just lurking in this site?

ANSWER ME!! are you a republican?? did you vote for bush? do you worship Dick Cheney? Do you find Ann Coulture really hot??

[sparky_in_ma]

220. Ann not hot?

No on the first two, but maybe,just maybe, when the lights are out,you can hear the sound of an air compressor blowing up an ACME Ann doll. I feel so dirty. Luckily it doesn't take much air.;(

[Beer Snob-50]

223. first off, welcome to du

next you are one sick puppy. and it looks like we are from the same state, so i don't understand as most massites are normal people.

[sparky_in_ma]

224. Thank You

A couple of Sam Adams helps. If Ty Law is in good shape for play-offs, we could repeat.:toast:

[Beer Snob-50]

229. i agree on the sam adams

and the secondary does bother me right now. go pats. have a happy new year.

[Renew Deal]

506. I can't believe this is still alive.

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miss_kitty]

507. I'm not dead.

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

221. I seem to be good at doing this unintentionally in normal threads.

Let's see what happens here.

[Chichiri]

222. Here's a joke

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: No soap, radio.

[mzmolly]

225. Well back in the 18th century the monks had a name for such activity.

I don't recall what the dynamic was for such a revolution, but I do know that they were persecuted for their bravery under the extenuating circumstances they faced in that dynamic era.

The King was also shunned for the mass stupor he caused when he announced the proverbial visual clarity doctrine.

[sparky_in_ma]

226. my visual clarity

is inversely proportional to the amount of Sam Adams I can consume. Safely at home of course.:party:

[More Than A Feeling]

227. Has anyone ever heard the Sesame Street on pot skit?

Kermit: I'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but I am so (bleeped) up. Hey, Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird: Sure I do, today's letter is...joint.

It's just about the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[sparky_in_ma]

228. Didn't see it

but it does sound funny.:party:

[teach1st]

230. Big bird went bad, I hear...

[StrongbadTehAwesome]

334. ah, one of the wonderful things file-sharing lets you discover

Kermit: Uh, Big Bird, 3 is not a letter...it is a word.

Big Bird: Oh, sorry, Kremit.

K: Did you just call me Kremit?

B: Yes, I did. (Hysterical giggles)

[sans qualia]

231. pig

[sparky_in_ma]

232. Pigs are

kewl. :party:

[Hillary08]

666. Pigs are flying

around the monument

[eleny]

233. okay

[SarahB]

234. I have arrived on this thread.

It's now dead. :(

[sparky_in_ma]

235. You killed it

good job.:party:

[SarahB]

236. never!

[SarahB]

237. Gothic Sponge is the hottest DU dude in my time zone!

Just sayin' :D

[goodboy]

238. but he's no thread killer.

[sparky_in_ma]

239. the quiet,

but very insistent voices in my head,declared that I shalt smote this thread. They talked to god on my behalf and he has agreed to the terms of the contract. And a first round draft pick.

[goodboy]

240. I don't believe you:) (nt)

[sparky_in_ma]

241. It's true,

and the checks in the mail. If you can't trust the voices, who can you trust?:crazy:

[goodboy]

242. Now you're just jerking our chain....(nt)

[sparky_in_ma]

243. I concede

was hoping to make this my crowning thread kill of the year. I relinquish this thread.:toast:

[goodboy]

245. I appreciate that very much.

[vixengrl]

244. Well, I'll kill the thread if no one does--

because, because?

Well damnit, because. Because things that I say are things that are so. Om, stick a fork in it, om.

[goodboy]

246. IN honor of the New Year, I declare this thread DEAD...argue with that

and you're drunk like me...

[Buns_of_Fire]

247. I love George W. Bush...

...and I think that everyone who feels the same should post their agreement right after mine, signifying their luuuuuuuuuuv and complete and unquestioning loyalty to Our Glorious Leader.

Remember: If you post after ME, it means you AGREE. (Hey, it worked for Johnnie Cochran.)

(Do you know how painful that first sentence was to write? *sigh* The things I do for a little recognition...)

[goodboy]

248. I love him as a human,which I'm supposed to do, but I HATE

his policies...so THERE!

[Buns_of_Fire]

251. Oh, FIE! FIE on THEE, I say!

I concede. *grumble* As I bow, none-too-graciously from the field of combat, I leave you with these immortal lines from Shakespeare (from Hamlet, I think):

Thou liest, shag-eared villan!

What? Thou egg! (Kills him)

I consider this my final word on the subject.

[Renew Deal]

432. Egg?

What egg?

[progmom]

249. Happy New Year

This thread
Is dead.

[Beer Snob-50]

250. now it is dead

[Hillary08]

626. Yep, certainly looks dead.

no doubt about it

[cruadin]

252. I don't have the time/interest to read this whole thread....

could somebody fill me in on the key points?

Thanks

[goodboy]

253. I had a Doctor come over and look at this thread...he told me to tell you

it is truly dead now...sorry guys, it's done.

[progmom]

254. Why won't you just let this poor thread be?

What did it ever do to you?
Keeping it alive just to feed some sense of self-worth on your part is so selfish.

RIP, thread. We hardly knew ya.

[Feathered Fish]

255. the fish touch

bam!

[benny05]

266. Nice catch n/t

[cruadin]

256. Why do YOU hate our freedoms? (poll)

[goodboy]

257. I hope WVU kicks FLorida's ASS!!!

[cruadin]

258. Damn---I thought the bubbles had finally stopped...

gurgling to the surface.

The Great White Thread must be harpooned, and, I swear by the God of Abraham, I will sink this thread yet.

[goodboy]

259. "...For Hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..."

This thread is dead, but still it beckons...

[Liberal_Andy]

260. smack yer mammy

:hi:

[Hillary08]

671. *SMACK*

"Ouch! Whaddya go and do that for, you moran!?"

[BetterThanJake]

261. trees have bark

[Pharaoh]

262. I have a weiner stuck in my butt

anyone up for a weenie roast?:shrug:

[BetterThanJake]

263. i'm an oscar meyer weiner

sure ill go for a weenie roast

[goodboy]

264. D-E-D- dead. (nt)

[Phentex]

265. Better D-E-D than R-E-D....nt

[hickman1937]

268. I was just at the mall and I saw

This thread killing and eating people. With a film crew.

[Hillary08]

698. It is eating New Jersey

film at eleven!

[goodboy]

269. Alright...now what?

[AzDar]

270. Chronic Yeast Infection.

[miss_kitty]

271. yogurt

[AzDar]

272. Not that there's anything wrong with that!!! LOL

[Pharaoh]

273. thanks folks

i got the weenie out and it was delicious

:headbang:

[teach1st]

274. What will kill it?

The thread that couldn't be killed. The army failed. Nukes couldn't dent it. They couldn't shame it to death, though Lord knows they tried. What will kill it?

[graywarrior]

275. My name is George Bush

Can we be friends?

[OhioBlue]

276. I've killed 3 threads so far in 2 days

i don't know why, but maybe it will work again.

[graywarrior]

277. Not this time, thread killer wannabe. I'm the champion at this game.

Check my record.

[miss_kitty]

278. really?

[OhioBlue]

279. not a wannabe

i'm getting a complex

[Hillary08]

668. but a genuine thread killer

runs in the family

[benny05]

281. No Cheese, no fruit, and nothing cute

[goodboy]

280. anyone who posts after me is a crotch-hopper

[graywarrior]

282. I come from a long line of crabs

[goodboy]

283. something to be proud of, gray...

:D

[graywarrior]

284. It's that, or I excel at drinking out of my dogs water bowl

and it's in the bathroom, if you get my drift.

[OhioBlue]

285. hope you don't have a blue tablet in your tank

[graywarrior]

286. I save those for when I soak my dentures

[OhioBlue]

287. lol

Heath Ledger in the Patriot is the mental pic I've got right now.

[graywarrior]

288. refresh my memory

great movie

[OhioBlue]

289. I haven't seen it in a while

so i don't remember all the character's names, but it is when he spends the night with his girlfriend and she puts ink in his tea.

[graywarrior]

291. Oh yeah! Wicked funny. I do that on special occasions

[da_chimperor]

290. Weird or dumb? Okay, you . . . you . . . binomial penis burger!

:D

[goodboy]

292. what if I told you all you had a face only a mother could love on payday?

[graywarrior]

293. I get penis, I get burger

But binomial...I....

[Hillary08]

603. Be careful which you bite....n/t

[goodboy]

294. don't you people SLEEP?

[graywarrior]

295. We post in our sleep

[OhioBlue]

296. or sleep in our post

[goodboy]

297. I astrally project myself into DU in my sleep, I become it...

[graywarrior]

298. In fact, you are typing this right now

[goodboy]

300. you're right. Are you by any chance your own grandfather?

[coolhandlulu]

299. I AM THE THREADKILLER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[graywarrior]

301. I am my own baby grand

[goodboy]

302. what a coincidence, I'm a professional pianist (no shit) and although

I don't own a baby grand, I've got a kick-ass digital piano YAMAHA CVP208

God_bush_and_cheney was over for dinner tonight, and saw it.

[OhioBlue]

303. how do I start a thread?

[graywarrior]

309. You need to have 250 posts in order to start a thread

[graywarrior]

304. is God_bush_and_cheney one person or a group?

[goodboy]

307. one person, fighting the good fight to save our democracy...

[hickman1937]

410. Cough, cough.

Point of order please, its not called democracy if its fashioned after nazi Germany. A minor point to be sure, but for accuracy.

[Renew Deal]

396. Killa

:scared:

[goodboy]

305. It's a sweet revenge,built on a chemical ride,my medicine man is the best

HUM...It's all green to me

[goodboy]

306. littering and...littering and...littering and...littering and...littering

and smokin' the reefer

[OhioBlue]

308. how do i start a thread?

[goodboy]

310. go to the forum you want to post in, and click "post" type your message

and hit post message at the bottom.

[OhioBlue]

315. thanks - need another 150 posts or so tho

[graywarrior]

311. You need 250 posts first

[OhioBlue]

313. thanks

can you post something stupid like.... looking for help with fantasy football?

[goodboy]

312. You'd Prefer an Astronaut...

[graywarrior]

314. Astroturf gets you stoned better

[OhioBlue]

316. better than what? n/t

[graywarrior]

317. Gothic Sponge will pay for this

It's 12:23 am and I'm doing this?

[goodboy]

319. your clock's fast, it's only 1218 right now.

[goodboy]

318. Blow me...a kiss when you're leavin' Blow me...a kiss goodbye, cuz

If you're gonna leave me, I surely will miss
the way you blow me, blow me a kiss...


I'll miss your arms and your elbows

I'll miss your legs so tall

I'll miss your neck and your shoulders

But I'll miss your head, most of all.

Blow me, a kiss when you're leaving
Blow me, a kiss goodbye,
I've never felt anything as hard as this,
so Blow me, blow me a kiss.

[graywarrior]

320. My clock ticks to it's own beat

oh, I've got big balls
I've got big balls
and they're such big balls
dirty big balls
and he's got big balls
and she's got big balls
but we've got the biggest balls of them all

[goodboy]

321. HA! Ever heard the song, 'prison bitch'

I'm not posting the lyrics here.

[FizzFuzz]

595. and I'm just ITCHING to tell you about them

!!!!

AhahahaHAHAHAHAHHAAHhhAHAH

[OhioBlue]

322. smooch

[goodboy]

323. Tygher, tygher burning bright, in the forests of the night, what immortal

hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?

[OhioBlue]

324. star light, star bright....

[goodboy]

325. Twinkle Twinkle little thread...after this post you will be dead.

[OhioBlue]

326. how i wonder

how long you will stay online

[goodboy]

327. FOREVER!!!!! Or at least until "One Crazy Summer" is over...

[OhioBlue]

329. did you see my post on the movie thread

or are you really watching "One Crazy Summer"?

[goodboy]

330. It's on one of the HBO's right now,...must be a coincidence, or is it?

[OhioBlue]

333. i don't get hbo

that is one of my all time favs tho - the uncle with the radio contest cracks me up.

[goodboy]

328. Here we go...down that same ol' road again...

you all should seriously forget about killing this thread, and go buy the CD from Dredg called "el cielo"

[Deja Q]

331. Okay then: I bet my ego is larger than everybody else's combined.

[goodboy]

332. There's barely enough room on this thread for MY ego, that's why

you should just let it die...after I post the last post.

[OhioBlue]

335. are you doing your laps?

[goodboy]

336. done and done. now I'm doing 12oz curls...if ya know what i mean.

[OhioBlue]

337. yeah - me too

i need to alternate tho - i'm sure my right bicep is getting all the strength at this point

[goodboy]

338. try to counter-balance using your remote control.

[OhioBlue]

342. it would work if i wasn't addicted to du - just the curls and mouse

[GOPNotForMe]

339. Dorsal fin.

[OhioBlue]

341. dolphins have dorsal fins n/t

[goodboy]

340. Ma Armistan Sind!

[Hillary08]

704. Where do you get this stuff?

incredible!

[OhioBlue]

343. Who's High Pitch?

[goodboy]

344. The person who's posted in this thread the most should kill it...

that should be a rule.

[OhioBlue]

345. are you the post with the most?

[goodboy]

348. I will be when I kill this thread....isn't it past your bedtime?

[OhioBlue]

349. yes, i'm almost done

[progmom]

346. This thread is like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction

Just when you think it's dead, it comes lunging out of the bathtub.

[OhioBlue]

347. ba ba ba .. ba ba boo ba ba boo

[goodboy]

350. Incoherant babbling in posts is not what this is about.

[OhioBlue]

351. would it help if i said

ba ba ba, baba boo baba boo, ba ba ba, baba booey
it does actually mean something.

[goodboy]

352. If you post after me, I'm donating to the RNC in your DU name!!!!

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[goodboy]

357. You thought I was kidding...but I wasn't.

[cruadin]

353. You have tampered with the dark forces of the universe...

that's the only explanation for why this horrific creation cannot be killed.

Perhaps an exorcism, followed by decapitation, burning of the corpse, and then burial in a coffin filled with garlic, all done under the darkness of a new moon will end this ungodly horror.

[Hillary08]

706. You may be right

it is almost alien in it's power to survive.

[Acryliccalico]

354. This could go on forever

all you have to do is bookmark the thread and come back a day or so later. Post and you are the "winner"

[rbnyc]

356. Indeed! (nt)

[graywarrior]

358. Goodboy is a bad boy

He has no life.

[goodboy]

359. you know me all too well/....

[goodboy]

360. but you've also posted here as much as me....

[graywarrior]

361. because I am a sick fuck

[goodboy]

363. I thought for sure this thing was done,...and then BANG! You show up

We're not good thread-killers..we're obnoxiously persistent.

[Acryliccalico]

362. I am still keeping track of this one

[AwakeAtLast]

364. I remember playing this when I first registered at DU!

Ahhhhh, the memories!

*snif*

[goodboy]

365. WHY WON'T YOU DIE????????????????????????????????

[wovenpaint]

366. I'm GWB*, and I approve of this thread!

There! That ought to do it...

[goodboy]

367. You irrigate me, and I don't like your incinerations!

[progmom]

368. I've killed nearly every thread I have posted on.

Why don't you just let me have the thrill of killing this one?

[goodboy]

369. not after all the "hard work" I've put into this one.

[goodboy]

370. Stealing happy hours, stealing happy hours, yeaaaah....311

[Renew Deal]

371. _

[Fire]

372. postcount++

is all these threads are about.

[OhioBlue]

373. GoodBoy or GrayWarrior

if you were the last post, I would not have posted. BTW - GoodBoy - sucks that you are going to have to make so many donations. Might want to think about an environmental republican group or something.

[goodboy]

375. I appreciate that...but I would never donate to Pukes for any reason

ever. I was trying to scare you.

[NC_Nurse]

374. I'm SOOOO glad the

fuckin' holidays are OVER!!!!

Yay!!! :D

[goodboy]

376. This thread is starting to stink...you should let me finish it off.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

377. WHEVER MAKES POST #400 IS A CLOSET FREEPER

living in Mom's basement and changing underwear once a month.

[lib_1138]

378. when I fart it smells like roses -- really!

I hope that isn't too gross. But I was trying to get into the spirit here :)

[goodboy]

379. I started something bad threatening to donate to RNC.

[fortyfeetunder]

380. There is no reason to post again.

Now there. Dare to post.

[lib_1138]

485. Dare indeed

[goodboy]

381. I dare...I dare...

[da_chimperor]

382. I win!

:P

[goodboy]

383. Explosive Diarrhea

[smbolisnch]

384. I might if Miami Liberal beats me to 700 posts!

:)

[cags]

385. The next person to post is a Republican. I Win!!

[youngred]

386. I was hoping this fucker would die

sadly I was wrong

[cags]

387. Republican, Republican

Just kidding you get a pass since we probably posted at the same time.

But Really, The very next person to post is a Republican

[youngred]

395. PERSONAL ATTACK

I'm Alerting the Mod's on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[goodboy]

388. Now it's truly dead...nothing to see here folks, move along.

[cags]

389. Republican, Republican

[goodboy]

390. The fart logic applies here, who ever smelt it, dealt it, so those calling

others Repukes, are in fact, repukes...

[Hillary08]

685. Two people

are on an elevator. One of them farts. Everyone knows who did it.

[slay]

392. Once upon a time..

..the end.

[goodboy]

393. it's dead, let it be.

[Acryliccalico]

394. Not quite!

:)

[GOPBasher]

397. Clitterprickity niggets with schmoo foo looky looky bits and niverloons.

Sometimes I like to wick my puck with a stitergretsne and shnivel it all the way to loopytoots. Then I worship !!!Clitterpucks!!! Peace be unto Him!

[cruadin]

398. I just want it to stop. I mean, yeah--I guess it was fun for a while...

but fun's fun, and this is just way out of control.

How about if we all just back away from the keyboard---
together, OK?

On three---ready, 1........2...........3.

Please, dear God, just make it STOP!!!

[OhioBlue]

399. silly - it won't stop if you keep posting n/t

[cags]

400. THE NEXT PERSON TO POST IS GW'S LOOFAH!!!!! EEEEeeeewwwww

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

425. See post #377 (nt)

[cags]

426. Damn

[goodboy]

401. it's dead now guys...

[Catchawave]

402. No it's not :p

[cags]

403. Eeeeeeeewwwwww, yucky

[OhioBlue]

404. who lives in a pine apple under the sea

[mtnester]

406. Sponge Bob Squarepants is really my brother

[ismnotwasm]

407. Sponge Bob Square Pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(shhh...is it dead yet?)

[Boswells_Johnson]

405. Rummy likes "golden showers"

[Hillary08]

695. I hope this isn't related to #413!

[goodboy]

408. For the love of god, stop posting in this thread...

so I can be the threadkiller!

[Phentex]

418. nah, let's kick it instead.

[Placebo]

409. Punk Rock Polack.

He's crazy. I wish he would come back.

[hickman1937]

411. Not dead yet? O.K. then its time for another,

As he pressed his heaving, moist, ineffable manhood closer to her trembling porcelain bosom, Reginal Pompilious-Pomfret, Duke of Sufferingdale, wondered, not for the first time, whether this Lady Ashdown might not, in fact, be his sister, and resolved to confront mater about the subject directly he finished slaking his Jovian lust upon her ladyship.

[FreakinDJ]

412. Is Jerry Springer done playing President yet.....

I want to know when it will be safe to go back into the trailor park?

[OhioBlue]

416. Springer for Governor

[Renew Deal]

508. Spitzer for Governor!

of NY

[jellybelly]

413. once, when I took a shower,

I accidently put a finger in my ass...it slipped in, honestly!!! It hurt for a few hours:shrug:

[Hillary08]

696. I hope this isn't related to #405!

Is that you Rummy?

Just checking!

[goodboy]

414. You know why I pulled you over? Littering. Littering, and, Littering and

Smoking the reefer.

[Acryliccalico]

415. We are all soooooooooo sick :)

:)

[goodboy]

417. The morning image from the satellite, it's all blue and green...

we've all got wound to heal, here's a rag, here's some gasoline...


dedeted fer speleng.

[WoodrowFan]

419. porn is used by white men to oppress women of color

and only white men watch porn. And I think it should be stopped though I don't want to ban it, just make it illegal...


(oops, that'll keep a thread going and going, and going...)

[goodboy]

420. 830 marketing meetings can suck my balls....

[Acryliccalico]

421. I woke up and this thing is STILL GOING!!!

:kick: We are stubborn. Thats a good thing. It shows how independent we are.

[goodboy]

424. I AM POST 4:20!!!! I don't give a shit about anything else now...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Renew Deal]

429. Kid Rock

Is that you?

[miss_kitty]

422. "I'm not dead yet!"

:evilgrin:

[goodboy]

423. I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...

Yeah, oh yeah, what condition my condition was in...

[Butterflies]

428. I've never met a woman named "Polly"

[Acryliccalico]

430. Just checking in !

:)

[goodboy]

431. ok, so I guess I do have a lot of posts invested in this thing, but

being post 420 was still cool.

[Done]

433. EOF

That means end of file, no more posts

[Deja Q]

434. I just donated more money than Bill Gates!

And I don't need a tax shelter to do it from under!

(of course, we're talking about income/output ratio - in which case his $3 million is tantamount to my $3...)

[miss_kitty]

436. "I'm getting better."

[OhioBlue]

437. GoodBoy is such a

quitter.

[goodboy]

439. that's what you think....

[OhioBlue]

441. Dang... you're here, you're there, you're everywhere.

[goodboy]

445. you have no idea.

[miss_kitty]

438. "I don't want to go on the cart. "

[miss_kitty]

440. "I feel fine"

[OhioBlue]

455. None shall pass.

[goodboy]

442. They're not tattoos, they're Skin Illustrations

[miss_kitty]

443. "I think I'll go for a walk."

[goodboy]

444. Walk this way...talk this way...

[miss_kitty]

446. "I feel happy. I feel happy"

[hickman1937]

531. "I think I'll go for a walk"

[goodboy]

447. don't worry, be happy.

[ThoughtCriminal]

448. I'm almost always the next to last post

Does this have a name?

[miss_kitty]

449. ("the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively,

then silences the Body with his a whack of his club")

[goodboy]

450. They peed on your fucking rug...

[Hillary08]

689. According to the next post they "Pi'ed" on your rug...

3.141...

[ChemEng]

451. The value of Pi is 3.14171523.......

[Hillary08]

697. So what is the value

if "i" raised to the "i"th power?

[goodboy]

452. Living and dying in 3/4 time...

[OhioBlue]

453. goood boy... goodboyrouski.... the g-boyster..

comin' back w/ a vengence....

[goodboy]

458. Aww...those are such cute names....thank you for thinkin' of me.

[OhioBlue]

466. i was doing SNL - ya know

Jay... the Jayster.... Jay, the Jay man.... makin' copies....
(don't know if it was jay......)

[miss_kitty]

454. Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me...

...these questions three, ere the other side he see.

[OhioBlue]

456. What is your favorite color

[miss_kitty]

457. Blue. "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[OhioBlue]

460. European or African?

[miss_kitty]

461. "Huh? I... I don't know that!"

Auuuuuuuugh!

[OhioBlue]

463. lol - 'tis but a flesh wound.

[goodboy]

459. this bog is thick and easy to get lost it, cuz you're a stupid,

belligerent fucker...this bog is thick and easy to get lost in, cuz you're a dumbass belligerent fucker...I hope it sucks you DOWN!


TOOL

edited to give credit to TOOL

[Nadienne]

462. This is really stupid.

Don't you guys have anything better to do? :)

[OhioBlue]

464. not really.

[Nadienne]

467. Curses to you!!!

[goodboy]

465. Why can we not be sober, I just want to start this over, why can't

we sleep forever...I just want to start this over...

[Nadienne]

468. I am just a worthless liar

I am just an imbicile.

I will only complicate you.

Trust in me and fall as well.

I will find a center in you.

I will chew it up and leave.

Trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me...

(good song)

[goodboy]

474. Give me one more medicated peaceful moment...

APC rules as well.

[OhioBlue]

470. kay.....I'm going to sign off now..............

[goodboy]

472. good night.

[Politicub]

469. Holy cripes

Landon almost knifed a whole house of people to death on the Real World!
That's good tv, chickies.

[Lenape85]

471. DICK FART FUCK FACE DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Politicub]

473. Awww.... that's pickles' pet name for Bush

[Lenape85]

483. Bush sucks

[Renew Deal]

489. He looks like he ate shit.

[miss_kitty]

475. Are you saying 'Ni!' to that old woman?

[OhioBlue]

477. Ni, Ni, I just came to buy a shrubbery

[miss_kitty]

479. "Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni

at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."

[OhioBlue]

481. dang - you're good

you've got it down word for word.
Some call me.... Tim.

[miss_kitty]

488. it's one of my faves!

:)

[OhioBlue]

478. BTW MissKitty - have you ever seen the cartoon

on TooStupidToBePresident.com "search for the oily grail"? very funny.

[miss_kitty]

480. No I'll have to give it a look-see!

Thanks!
:hi:

[OhioBlue]

482. sure.... good night all.

GoodBoy still thinks he is the last post. But, he hasn't checked the time stamps. lol.

[goodboy]

476. He had a lot to say...he had a lot of nothin' to say, we'll miss him

we'll miss him.

[Acryliccalico]

484. Still checking in :)

[lib_1138]

486. OK, I tried, I died. nt

[miss_kitty]

487. King Arthur: Well I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society

[miss_kitty]

490. "I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective."

[Acryliccalico]

491. Good night all

I am falling asleep in front of my computer so I know when I am done for the night. I just had to check back one last time to see if this thread was still going and to ask " how long do you think this will get?"

[Phentex]

492. good morning and my guess is

pretty looooooong

[goodboy]

493. HaSh Brownies

[Hillary08]

700. Much like rabbit stew

"First get a rabbit..."

[goodboy]

494. HaSh Brownies

[Acryliccalico]

495. Is this a group effort or what?

[goodboy]

496. not really...seems like a few people are as persistant as me.

[miss_kitty]

497. "Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

[Gothic Sponge]

498. 498

:P

[goodboy]

499. Going to the shooting range this afternoon, I'm using this as a target

It'll be dead for sure then.

[miss_kitty]

500. "...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."

[youngred]

501. you're just trying to take my record away

I won't let you!!!!

[goodboy]

502. I'm never gonna say the words...that you want me to...

[miss_kitty]

503. "...strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis

for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

[goodboy]

504. I've got a catacomb,with fur-covered styrofoam,so come over now and sleep

[miss_kitty]

505. "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because"

some watery tart threw a sword at you.

[goodboy]

509. go ahead...hit me, let's see what you got...

[Nadienne]

510. Ka-POW!!!

H'dya like that?

[goodboy]

514. thank you may I please have another?

[Catchawave]

511. I can't play anymore :(

It took my dial-up 2 days to load this thread:+

[UrbScotty]

512. KISS MY ASHCROFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cags]

513. Post

[goodboy]

515. I'm stayin'...I'm finishin' my coffee...enjoyin' my coffee....

[cags]

516. Post again

[goodboy]

517. come on cags...you're not even tryin'

[cags]

520. I can't win, you posted after GW's Loofah, your afraid of nothing

So I'll just bore thread to death

[goodboy]

524. if this were around post 200 or so, I'd say it was good strategery

I'll be around/

[goodboy]

518. I am the walrus...I am the walrus...Donny you're out of your element

[Worst Username Ever]

519. THIS THREAD WON'T DIE!

[Renew Deal]

521. We're still playing threadkiller?

Damn....

[Hillary08]

663. amazing

This thing has more lives than a herd of cats!

[cags]

522. I posted again

[Renew Deal]

523. And again

[cags]

525. NEXT PERSON TO POST IS GW'S HEMORROIDS.

[Renew Deal]

539. That must be groggy.

Oh well :shrug:

[Groggy]

526. The only way this will end...

is if I post something. So there. Done. End of Story. Buh Bye.:argh:

[cags]

527. That is so gross

[GOPBasher]

528. I carpet driving tostitoes lake lick from noodles planbook.

[OhioBlue]

529. How do you know she is a witch?

[GOPBasher]

530. If she weighs the same as a duck.

Obviously. :-)

[cags]

532. Yes I think boring this thread to death is the best strategy.

[cags]

533. Post

[GOPBasher]

534. I forest from nipping shoes ring insurance alien frosting.

[goodboy]

535. I stepped in dog shit today.

[Dying Eagle]

536. I ate some dog shit today

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Dog shit!

[OhioBlue]

537. did you have shoes on?

[goodboy]

541. yeah my good shoes too.

[Gothic Sponge]

538. That wasn't dog shit.....

Sorry, i had to go somewhere.

:silly:

[goodboy]

542. you!

you started this unholy thing....

[Gothic Sponge]

547. The poop?

:)

[goodboy]

549. very clever...but wrong. Soon you will see that evil always triumphs

over good, becaue good is dumb.
Lord Helmet

[ChoralScholar]

540. .......

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

543. I am here. This ought to do it.

[OhioBlue]

544. Hello.... I'm the Flu

Is Gary there?

[youngred]

545. back to the top to die

[OhioBlue]

546. EA Sports.. its in the game

[cags]

548. Whoops I posted again

[goodboy]

550. It's flooding here in Franklin Co. Ohio where I am, so I'll try to update

all of you by posting in this here thread.

[cags]

551. Its not flooding here

[goodboy]

552. lucky you

[goodboy]

553. Evidence of my thread-killer skillz. and it's one of da Sponge's threads!

it is one of da sponge's threads.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2361133&mesg_id=2361619

[Acryliccalico]

554. I am still keeping an eye on this one

[PittPoliSci]

555. doa: do it again.

think about it!

[goodboy]

556. Interlochen Arts Academy

is where I went to high school

[Renew Deal]

557. All subsequent posters will be banned.

Go back to freeperville trolls.

[goodboy]

558. What would you like on your Tombstone?

[Bouncy Ball]

559. FIEND!!!! THY NAME IS HOMICIDE!!!!!

[goodboy]

560. Morning comes too early...and night time falls to late...

[cags]

561. Today is the day

[Acryliccalico]

562. Still checking in here

[kick-ass-bob]

563. Don't even think about it.

You can't kill it.

[AVID]

564. This is my favorite thread!

I'm Ashley Simpson and I approve of this thread!!!!

[cags]

565. Today is not Sunday

[Butterflies]

566. RIP Thread

[kick-ass-bob]

567. If we started a flamefest...

BigMcLargeHuge would win, no?

[AVID]

568. I don't care what you losers say I loved The Life Aquatic with Steve Zis

[goodboy]

569. This uh,.,,aggression will not stand...man.

[Gothic Sponge]

571. So, sit down

:silly:

[Lavender Brown]

572. It's alright... I'm here

It's all over now.

[goodboy]

573. well, I'm back...so when wjill you all let me kill this thing for good?

[puerco-bellies]

574. Why.. won't.. it... die!!!!!!??????

[OhioBlue]

576. b/c you posted again and you are not

goodboy. he's out there somewhere...... somewhere in the midst.....

[goodboy]

577. Who's got the Herb?

[fortyfeetunder]

578. Hemp or rosemary? n/t

[blueknight]

579. i just wiped

a big, green,snotty, booger on my monitor

[goodboy]

580. goodbye, horrible thread...may you rest in pieces.

[Acryliccalico]

581. Just checking back in :) n/t

[goodboy]

582. I killed this thing at 547AM today..somethings wrong when it comes back

from that kind of early-morning slaying.

[Worst Username Ever]

583. DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cags]

584. Neeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Turn CO Blue]

621. Neeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrr say never. n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

585. Bush caused the tsunami!!!!

:bounce:

[alexisfree]

587. ok breathe your last breath ....

[name not needed]

588. not quite

[Renew Deal]

589. yet

[cags]

590. Sheboigan

[Hillary08]

648. Just darn.

"Sheboigan", just darn.

[goodboy]

593. Are you a pot-head, Focker?

[Hillary08]

645. I didn't inhale sir!

(cough, cough)

[Pithlet]

597. That is not funny!

Oh, wait, that's actually how you revive a thread that would have otherwise died...

[Hillary08]

612. I can't quite disagree.

oh well.

[Hillary08]

600. 1. e4

best by test

[FizzFuzz]

602. I cleverly hid some replies at random points within this thread. HA !

Ha I say. Ha frickity ha.

[Hillary08]

632. I cleverly made random replies randomly to some of your

random replies.

[Hillary08]

633. Show's over - we have a winner - go home

Nothing more to see here.

Break it up now, break it up...

[FizzFuzz]

649. Arbitrarily?

How spontaneously exciting!

[DemGa]

604. All right, here goes nothing!

[Hillary08]

605. nothing ventured, nothing gained....n/t

[Turn CO Blue]

619. I venture to say that I've gained 11 pounds since the election. n/t

[Hillary08]

627. I really just want to relocate

some of mine...

[Hillary08]

634. OK THAT's ALL - You have reached the end of the thread

Thanks for playing ThreadKiller! See you next time! Good night.

[goodboy]

646. The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker!

[Hillary08]

647. I hate it when a movie quote keeps the thing alive...

it just seems so....well, you know.

[goodboy]

651. I've posted about 100 times, I'm on movies now, books next...

[Hillary08]

659. ok, books I can handle

usually they are slightly more obscure

[tandem5]

650. The sound of the wildebeest...

EEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRK... OOOORRRRRRWWWAAAAAAP NIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPAG.

[goodboy]

652. I am a professional musician...keepin' it alive without a movie quote

[tandem5]

653. I feel like I'm bidding on ebay nt

[Acryliccalico]

654. Just checking in again I just have too see

how long this THING gets.

[Champ]

655. My third post, thread is still alive

I will kill it.

[Renew Deal]

658. I am very surprised that this is still kicking,

I thought the mods would have killed it a long time ago.

[Champ]

722. I will end up being the one

[puerco-bellies]

656. You'd think that idiotic responces like this would pump my post count up

But no, I've been around since du had about 6200 members (during the first selection recount fiasco) though I did have to change names due to IP switching once or twice.

[goodboy]

657. Consider the daffodil, and I'll be over here going through your stuff

[kiki]

660. Seinfeld is a pile of fucking shit.

I've found that's usually guaranteed to get the tumbleweeds blowin'...

[goodboy]

661. We all float down here...

[Hillary08]

664. Down here we is stoned immaculate

<Thanks Jim>

[cruadin]

701. You've got a little "threadkiller" on your chin----riiiiight........there.

[Hillary08]

707. There. got it. Thanks

I hate to go outside with ThreadKiller on my chin!

[pbartch]

709. That is NOT a "threadkiller" on your chin. It's a booger.

[goodboy]

708. snoogens

[xultar]

710. I wanna be the TK. O effin K.

[Lenape85]

711. FART

[tandem5]

712. I give up... I really wanted to be the threadkiller, but...

my aunt Judy died! Oh POOR AUNT JUDY! Oh how I'll miss her... but you know what? I think she would have really wanted me to be the threadkiller. In fact on her deathbed she said, "I really want you to be the threadkiller." So there you have it my dead cousin wants me to be the threadkiller.

err... um I mean aunt.

[goodboy]

713. I saw "White Noise", and the EVP's told me to kill this thread NOW!

You don't wanna argue with them do ya?

[no name no slogan]

714. I don't get it

but that could be a personal problem

[miss_kitty]

715. I'm not dead

yet

[goodboy]

716. pan-scrambled eggs mixed with bacon, mushrooms, and onion.

[Acryliccalico]

717. Dedicated to and in memory of Khephra !

[goodboy]

718. Falling into Infinity

[Parche]

719. thread killer

Come with me, and we'll be in a world of pure imagination.......................

[Renew Deal]

889. I'm the thread killa

:argh:

[Tom_Foolery]

720. Kenny Loggins' ears are on upside down...

[Dastard Stepchild]

721. wait for it....wait for it.....

there it is....

[goodboy]

723. Images and Words

[RevolutionaryActs]

724. This thread will never die.

Or will it? :shrug:

Mad props to the person who does manage to kill it.

[Renew Deal]

725. At this point

I think it will take a mod.

[sparky_in_ma]

726. This thread must stop, on all the internets.

Did I say that out loud?:nuke:

[goodboy]

727. She thinks she missed the train to Mars...she's out back counting stars

She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars.
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars.

She's not at work, she's not at school,
she's not in bed, I think I finally broke her.
I bring her home everything I want, and nothing that she needs.

I thought she'd be there holding daisies, she always waits for me.
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars.

I found her out back sitting naked looking up and looking dead.
A crumpled yellow piece of paper, with seven nines and tens.

I thought she'd be there holding daisies, she always waits for me.
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars.

I thought you'd be there holding daisies, you always wait for me.
She thinks she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

728. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[fortyfeetunder]

729. Moderator becomes terminator

[Renew Deal]

733. I think this is the longest thread without a deleted message ever.

I'm pretty sure about that.

[AVID]

730. forzen like old meat

[orleans]

731. no no no

it's just another onionhead

the circling staff of life

a tear-jerker in the sink

emma peel down the drain

and you put it through the eye of the needle in the haystack

(whatever you do--don't forget!)

[goodboy]

732. Downward Is Heavenward...and we are not alone.

[slutticus]

794. I love HUM!

[Worst Username Ever]

734. The message in the text area on this post is true

the message in the subject line of this post is false.

[goodboy]

735. Threw you the obvious, and you flew with it on your back...

[Nitrogenica]

736. GET OVER IT

[goodboy]

737. For every sprinkle I find...I shall KILL YOU!

[tandem5]

738. you know... most of those scratches will buff right out, no problem. nt

[Gothic Sponge]

739. Damn! This thread is still going?

I started this like 5 years ago. ;)

[SarahB]

740. BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

I love hiding things for you in these threads.

[cags]

741. For God Sakes!! Let this thing die, oh please oh please

[goodboy]

742. Victory is mine! (Stewie Style)

[buddysmellgood]

743. sigh

[Renew Deal]

751. This thread will live forever.

Partake

[goodboy]

744. Somebody's Heiney is drownin' my icebox, somebody's cold one is givin' me

chills.

[buddysmellgood]

745. It ain't over till your brother counts the votes

[Phentex]

746. bad fish smell

[Renew Deal]

755. Your breath?

[goodboy]

747. I have to pee....

[rbnyc]

748. Die! Die! Die!

It's TIME!

[Worst Username Ever]

749. dead thread?

[goodboy]

750. I think I'm the killer, it was 12 HOURS before someone else posted

[buddysmellgood]

752. HA! Where is the 12-hour rule written? In fact, I would say that by

making up that rule, you have ignited a controversy and have in fact breathed new life into this thread. That is not only contrary to the stated object of the game, but could very well disqualify you entirely. I suggest you seek legal counsel.

[blindpig]

753. Want to know what's really wrong with the Democratic Party? Well let me t

How's that for tedious?

[Lenape85]

754. Negflot Blorny Quando Floon

[goodboy]

756. Whatever.

[Renew Deal]

757. Must kill

:argh:

[slutticus]

758. Behold my curse.

I have killed more threads than you can possibly imagine. This monstrosity is no exception. Just wait and see.

[AwakeAtLast]

759. I am

[AwakeAtLast]

760. going to

[AwakeAtLast]

761. get to

[AwakeAtLast]

763. 1,000

[AwakeAtLast]

765. if it

[AwakeAtLast]

766. kills me!!!!!

[AwakeAtLast]

767. A few

[AwakeAtLast]

768. more

[AwakeAtLast]

769. to

[AwakeAtLast]

770. go!

[Phentex]

829. bang!

[Renew Deal]

891. boom

:nuke:

[Renew Deal]

764. donkey punch

[goodboy]

762. this is an EX THREAD!!!!

[AwakeAtLast]

771. My ex has nothing to do with this thread!

:P

[Anarcho-Socialist]

772. Woof, woof, bark, donkey, bow-wow?

I demand a response.

[AwakeAtLast]

773. And I'm

[AwakeAtLast]

774. almost

[AwakeAtLast]

775. there!

[AVID]

776. xcuse me while i whip this out

[goodboy]

777. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

[orleans]

778. WHAT?

whhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt?

[goodboy]

779. ...and you could have it all....my empire of dirt...I will let you down...

I will make you hurt.

[Gothic Sponge]

781. I wonder if this thread will make it past 1000.

[progmom]

782. The thread that would not die

One of the few that I just cannot kill.

[Worst Username Ever]

783. blah

[arwalden]

784. SOMEONE TURN THIS INTO A SEX THREAD... SO IT CAN BE DELETED FOREVER

[slutticus]

785. I will not let you win this.

[arwalden]

841. No Problem.

[Deja Q]

806. Be careful, my friend. They'll delete you while deleting the thread.

They're out for blood. Human blood.

Must make a good drink as a base when mixed with k00l-aid and sugar...

:wow:

[arwalden]

836. Thanks for the advice. nt

[arwalden]

858. :-)

[Book Lover]

786. Alright, fine!

I'll post! Now the thread can die a peaceful death.

Congrats, GS - I think this is the longest thread I've seen here :-)

[goodboy]

787. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead Jim ,DEAD

[name not needed]

788. I'm not quite dead.

[mojavekid]

789. I Kill You Now !?

Maybe later!?

[goodboy]

790. Hello, City Morgue-You stab 'em we slab 'em!

[Thor_MN]

791. I don't get it

[Thor_MN]

792. I mean, it's sad enough that I don't get it, but don't let me kill this

thread on the fact that I have no life.....

[Renew Deal]

793. No problem

[St. Jarvitude]

795. You lose (n/t)

[Renew Deal]

796. Shit

[Enraged_Ape]

797. I kill every thread I ever post to

Bye-bye, thread.

[Feathered Fish]

798. Nah, I'm gonna take this one...

[Neanderthal]

799. Turkeys have been known to eat Pog shit.

n/t

[goodboy]

800. Hello, Roman Chariot house, Ben Hur Speaking.

[Worst Username Ever]

801. I like cows. I like to watch them eat.

[kick-ass-bob]

802. You would think this would've died by now.

Hey - lets play the quiet game...1..2..3..go!

[goodboy]

803. I am a professional musician...

[slutticus]

804. I made love to Ann Coulter last night.

I was subsequently arrested for bestiality.

[Renew Deal]

805. lol

At first I was going to tell you that you are a sick man. :toast:

[Nitrogenica]

807. Now u know how Eva Braun felt.

[Ron Green]

816. OK, that's it. No more now. I mean it. Don't make me come up there.

[slutticus]

808. Oh, I am a sick man

What other kind of person would pass up a perfectly good beast to get with ann coulter?

:scared:

[goodboy]

809. YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Renew Deal]

810. 100 bottles of beer on the wall. If one of those bottles happens to fall

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

[slutticus]

811. I can't believe this made it to page 4. What's the matter with you..

...slackers!

[merwin]

812. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy god

[pres2032]

813. 1,000 here we come!

[qnr]

814. If I post, and never look again, is it really there after my post? n/t

[KitchenWitch]

815. post

[Threedifferentones]

818. It

[Threedifferentones]

819. Note

[KitchenWitch]

822. notes

™

[Ekirh]

817. I might as well....

Contribute... so there.

[complain jane]

821. Do Fritos actually contain any food?

Or is the whole thing chemicals?

[New Earth]

823. wtfffffffffffffffffffffff

how the hell did this get so many replies so fast? you guys are nuts :crazy:

[d_b]

824. 0.o

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

825. This one time, I was walking in a parking lot and slipped on a douche

.... true story

[tandem5]

826. It's over! For those who didn't hear... somebody already won threadkiller.

It was me. boowawawawa!

[Gothic Sponge]

827. Moo!

[obreaslan]

828. Didn't I kill this thing last month?????

Die die die die!!!!!!! :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[cabbage08]

830. Yes you did. LOCKING

:toast:

[goodboy]

831. I'm having chicago style hotdogs for lunch today.

[Tweed]

867. That's a good thing!

Why would that kill a thread?! :shrug:

[slutticus]

832. This thread's been going on since last year.

I really wish people would stop kicking it!

:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

833. This thread will not die because I will keep it alive.

[Worst Username Ever]

834. WHOEVER MAKES MOST #850 IS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH RUMSFELD!!!

[Worst Username Ever]

849. .

[norml]

835. You know, thread killing can be psychologically damaging to many people.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[goodboy]

837. If anyone kills threads, it's me...i've killed more threads than any DU'er

[tandem5]

838. oh I beg to differ... I swoop in on threads days after they have been...

abandoned - like a vulture - and leave my snide remark that I know no one will answer!

[alexisfree]

839. ok this shit has to die......

please.......go away!!!!!!

[Gothic Sponge]

840. This thread must hit 1000.

[GOPBasher]

842. This thing's never going to die.

I think the mods will eventually just have to put a stop to it. I don't see this thread ever dying.

[Renew Deal]

843. Locking

This should die!

[Worst Username Ever]

844. Yeah right!

[Renew Deal]

848. I thought that I might get away with it.

:silly:

[Pacifist Patriot]

845. I don't think I want to play.

[Endangered Specie]

846. You do know that a mod is probably going to win this

;) :P :hi:

[Renew Deal]

847. I think so too.

We need a few people to disappear for a few days.

[goodboy]

850. I hope the mods know, goodboy is gonna win this....

[Worst Username Ever]

851. See post #834

[goodboy]

852. That's nothin'...I've already donated to the RNC in your DU name...

[Worst Username Ever]

853. Don't worry, I'm sure Rummy knew it was from you!

[goodboy]

856. Worst.Post.Ever....:P

[progmom]

854. stab. choke. gasp. collapse.

This thread
Is dead.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

855. .

rearranging lions leads laughter with purple cobras poking out of every pore

[goodboy]

857. Two turn-tables and a microphone...

[goodboy]

859. Rigor Mortis is setting in on this thing.

[Renew Deal]

860. It's a race to 1000.

[benny05]

861. Rubber Shirts, Leather Skirts, & a Can of Valvoline

[Renew Deal]

863. Is this a reference to the Jets-Steelers game?

[benny05]

869. No, Not Really

But I can see why you thought so...

It's a definition of kinkiness from 24 years ago..}(

[goodboy]

862. Cats hate it when you give them eye drops.

[Downtown Hound]

864. Sheesh, get a life people!

You all trying to be the last one by responding and such, it's pathetic!

[tandem5]

865. but... doesn't that mean you're pathetic too?

or did I just totally blow your mind!!

[Downtown Hound]

866. Whoa..................cosmic.

;)

[Worst Username Ever]

898. I like cows.

[goodboy]

868. killed another thread here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2433759&mesg_id=2437318

[benny05]

870. You May Very Well Think So

But I couldn't possibly comment

[goodboy]

871. STEELERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slutticus]

872. Happy Birthday, Sponge

:)

[orleans]

873. this thread ain't dead yet?

[goodboy]

874. Never EVER drink AGWA...my head hurts so bad.............

[da_chimperor]

875. This thing is STILL going?

:wow:

[goodboy]

876. This thing is taking on a life of its own. All internets beware!!!!!!!!!!

[Worst Username Ever]

877. Die. Please.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

878. Is it socially acceptable to lick up you cat's vomit?

[flvegan]

879. The American Family Association represents everything I believe.

[benny05]

880. Prig Tales n/t

[Itascapark]

881. Cross the Rubicon

See the dancing fish.

[teach1st]

882. Dead threads? Dead threads?

We don't need no stinken' dead threads!

[benny05]

883. Dead Heads

Long live "The Grateful Dead"

[goodboy]

884. If you make change in the collection plate at church...

you might be a redneck

[Debi]

885. Redneck's go to church?

:shrug:

[benny05]

886. If they live in Branson n/t

[Debi]

887. Does Dolly Parton sing the hyms?

n/t

[benny05]

888. No Willie Does n/t

[buddysmellgood]

890. Tick

[catzies]

892. I thwarted a possible hate crime while getting my nails done today

I absolutely dare someone to ask me for the story.

[Debi]

895. Asking....

hehe :evilgrin:

[catzies]

930. Ok, in 3 sentences.

Some random guy burst in when I was at my regular salon, and began verbally harassing the husband of the woman who was doing my nails.

It was late, and we were the only ones still there, so I could tell they were scared (and frankly, so was I) and I called 911 since my English is better.

As I told the officers who responded, I'm pretty sure he was either a bodybuilder in a 'roid rage, or from the Navy base and maybe recently back from a deployment and dealing with PTSD, or he just doesn't like Asians because they have better jobs, drive nicer cars and live a better lifestyle than he does.




Bet no one reads this and yet this thread still won't die.

[goodboy]

893. I poop every morning like clockwork.

[Renew Deal]

901. I don't.

I poop whenever I feel like it. I am not on any cycle.

[Gothic Sponge]

894. Foo!

[Debi]

896. Fighters?

Goo-goo

[benny05]

897. Kung Fu

fighting

[Worst Username Ever]

899. Who's going to be #700?

[mojavekid]

900. "Nothing to see here, You don't have to go home but you can't stay here"

n/t!

[qnr]

902. 904 = Formula 904, for when you want to really grease up the place. n/t

[goodboy]

903. you like popcorn don't ya? it makes your teeth go pop pop pop pop pop pop

[catbert836]

904. ...And touched the Sounds of Silence

And the people bowed and prayed/ To the neon god they made

[benny05]

905. Rice a Roni

Great cover-up for Shrub

[Gothic Sponge]

906. I have nothing interesting to say.

I am boring.

[benny05]

908. But You Still Said Something

[gfr4656]

909. say goodnight gracie.

goodnight gracie

[Gothic Sponge]

926. but, I am dull

......................

[pres2032]

910. whoever posts nexts LOVES dubya!!!

go ahead, i dare ya!

[goodboy]

911. All those, "whoever posts next" have been played out...it's an endurance

contest now.

[benny05]

912. Just Like Survivor

Who can hang on the longest...

[flvegan]

913. Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris

You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris

[Worst Username Ever]

914. My daily threadkiller psot.

[kick-ass-bob]

915. .

:hi:

[Worst Username Ever]

916. !

:toast:

[goodboy]

918. they mostly post at night....mostly.

[rbnyc]

919. LOL

That was worth it.

[goodboy]

921. know where that's from?

[rbnyc]

922. Of course!

Aliens.

:evilgrin:

[goodboy]

924. and a southpark episode...cartman was saying it all the time.

[slutticus]

929. "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No..............Have you?"





:bounce:

[bobthedrummer]

920. United States French Embassy phone # [phone]

[benny05]

923. Hello, I'm looking for some Escargot to go. n/t

[goodboy]

925. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace

from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

[benny05]

927. Out, Out, Spot

Said Monica Lewensky

[Worst Username Ever]

928. Insert non-sequitor here.

[Lone Pawn]

931. So if I turn this into a Sex Thread and it gets deleted...

do I win?

[goodboy]

932. This wine i'm drinking tastes like blood

[RevolutionaryActs]

933. Its the thread that never ends! It goes on and on my friend!

Some people started posing on it not knowing what it was and they'll continue posting forever just because its the thread that never ends........

[MLE]

934. I watched that show all time when I was a kid!!!

I found that was a good song to sing to annoy your parents!

[Fluffdaddy]

935. I'm back from Banned-Hood

It's good to be back

[sparky_in_ma]

936. I went to church

and a voice rang out. "goodboy shall post last,for I shall smote anyone posting after".

[More Than A Feeling]

937. What is the record for number of responsed garnered by a thread?n/t

[arwalden]

947. I Don't Know

[mojavekid]

938. Do not write below this line.........

[tandem5]

939. write, write, write! nt

[orleans]

940. sing: where have all the flowers gone

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the flowers gone?
Girls have picked them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young girls gone?
Taken husbands every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Covered with flowers every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

--1961, pete seeger

[Lenape85]

941. ~{NR::So~}, ~{NRO7>gP&;0~}, ~{NRM6HkAKDrTZDz5DKU4r~}, ~{:MDG2;JGNR5DN(R;5DLTFxJB~}, ~{NRP!1cTZDz5DNg...

[orleans]

942. aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[coolhandlulu]

943. stupid is as stupid does

eom

[goodboy]

944. does this mean I won't be able to fart anymore? No, Phillip this means

you won't be able to live anymore.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Worst Username Ever]

945. Bush sucks.

[mojavekid]

946. Imploding sucks too!..................................n/t

[madinmaryland]

948. What happens when this gets to a thousand?

:shrug:

maybe it will implode?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

949. I blame this all on Clenis n/t

[pissedoffdem]

950. lol butt

[goodboy]

951. Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones, fuck all these gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.