Skiddley beebop we rock and scoobie doo

[ET Awful]

and guess what America we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat

[StopTheMorans]

1. my favorite line is "the chicken tastes like wood"

:D

[ET Awful]

2. Have you ever went over a friends house to eat

and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished it all that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends

[StopTheMorans]

3. do you know how long the original (unedited) version is?

just played it at my part a few weeks ago :D

[ET Awful]

4. I want to say slightly over 13 minutes, but I'm not positive. n/t

[StopTheMorans]

5. pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft...

slightly over 14 :P