Are ya daft, person?!? (inspired by lioness and janespankz and chemicals)

[short bus president]

So... are ya?

[Phillycat]

1. Uh oh.

I highly doubt Lioness wants to be included on a poll with me. She thinks I'm a bitch, for reasons I can't discern.

[short bus president]

3. Oh, you two play nice,

or else sell tickets to the fight, dammit. I'll Don King it up for ya if y'all want. ;-)

[Phillycat]

5. I've never been anything but nice to her.

:shrug:

[short bus president]

9. I'm sure you're both

blameless in this obvious misunderstanding.

But you should still fight. Sexily.

:P

[name not needed]

7. Let's get ready to rumblllllllllllllllle!

:D

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. as in Daft Punk? the electronic music artists?

if that is the case put me down for daft, if not, i have no idea what this thread is about.

[short bus president]

6. You either?

Odd, innit?

[yvr girl]

4. I may have a daft moment or two

But in general, I am not daft. I think you're daft for asking.

[short bus president]

8. maybe I am.

I have not yet responded to the poll. I'm holding out for a "mashed potatoes" option.

[Wat_Tyler]

10. Uh-Oh. They're both stalking me.

In fact, you all are. Every one of you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. i know i am

[Wat_Tyler]

12. That's so sweet!

It's so nice to be needed. :party:

[short bus president]

13. I currently have you on ignore, I think.

Ya damn daft sockpuppet! :P

[Wat_Tyler]

16. 'I am daft'. he laughed.

Obviously, I'm your sockpuppet.

[short bus president]

17. Better that than

my meatpuppet, eh?

Yus... I'm daft.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Wait a second - I'm your sockpuppet!

So if you are his sockpuppet and I'm your sockpuppet - Now, I'm confused! Or am I just daft? :P

[short bus president]

19. def-nit-lee, deftly, daft.

Daffy.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

24. That's not very nice!

I think I should put you on "ignore."

Besides, I'm really more of a "Bugs."

:P

[Wat_Tyler]

20. We're all God's sockpuppets.

In fact, Jesus has his hand up my arse, right now!

[short bus president]

21. "Jesus Touched My Prostate"

A story of faith healing.

:D

[frictionlessO]

14. best.poll.ever!

[short bus president]

15. Clearly, then

you are daft.

:P

[frictionlessO]

26. neh yuh fuhck! Im hair, so there!

I've nuh sorrow fer thuh squinty eyed daft fuhckers... they make me bluhd run in to the wee strange places.

[redqueen]

22. You're a loony.

[Phillycat]

23. GOD, what movie is that from?

It's Monty Python, but I can't place it. Driving me crazy!

[redqueen]

27. Not a movie

But yes, it is Python. :)

[Phillycat]

29. Is it one of those Flying Circus skits?

Is it the one with the Shouting Man?

Edit: I remembered! It IS a movie! It's Holy Grail--when they approach the knight at the bridge, after he starts getting hacked to pieces, he shouts, "I'm invincible!" and the guy says, "You're a loony!"

[redqueen]

30. Oops!

You're right... Arthur says it to the Black Knight!

[short bus president]

31. Hey, you two!

If yer gonna jack me, at least sweet talk me along the way!

:P

[Phillycat]

32. MontyShortBusIsACutiePython.

How's that?

[short bus president]

33. ACutiePython...

I kinda like that. You may continue yer jacking apace, Miz spankz. ;-)

[short bus president]

25. Hey!

Stick with the poll options, wouldja? :spank:

;-)

[redqueen]

28. Well I voted 'speak up, ya nancyboy'

but my actual answer remains: you're a loony!

[name not needed]

34. loony loony loony!

:P

[short bus president]

35. rock paper scissors!

:smoke:

[name not needed]

36. good ol' rock. nothin beats rock.

[short bus president]

37. I think they should have scissors that cut rock.

Jaws of Life are scissors, right?

[name not needed]

38. Jaws of lfie? What are you? Canadianadian?

In Amurrica we call those Freedom Cutters!

[FuzzySlippers]

39. I'd like some fries, please.

[name not needed]

40. We don't serve fries here.

We serve Liberty Tater sticks.

[short bus president]

41. Home fries?

Steak fries? French fries? Waffle fries? Rooster fries?

:shrug:

[FuzzySlippers]

42. What are Rooster fries?

Is that some bizarre Southern concoction?

[short bus president]

43. Erm... yus.

Think "Rocky Mountain Oysters" from a smaller, more feathery animal. I ALMOST ordered 'em once. Thank gawd for ethical waiters, I'll tell you what!