why can't my mind stay cLean?? - Democratic Underground

sniffa

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:36 PM
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why can't my mind stay cLean??

it's nothing but porn and dirty thougths nonstop!!

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:37 PM
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1. say four hail mary's and three our fathers

and then take a nice long cold shower.

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:38 PM
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jeez

so many cLergy jokes, not enough time

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:49 PM
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12. tsk, tsk

i'll pray for you my son.......

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:38 PM
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2. you should be spanked

:spank:

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:39 PM
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5. now i'm thinking of that

you spanking me. :evilgrin:

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:38 PM
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3. I know!

Why is that? I have the same problem! You should go to that anti-masturbation message board. God, I don't have the link anymore, it was so goddam funny. Hopefully someone will remember this and post the link.

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:41 PM
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7. is it a fundy board?

where masturbation is worse than abortion, since you're creating mass murder every time?

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:43 PM
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11. Yes, it's a Christian board, but it's not so much the mass murder angle.

It's mostly teenagers, and when they break down and masturbate, they refer to it as "falling", as in, "I fell last night. I'm so ashamed. I don't understand why I can't keep Jesus uppermost in my thoughts, but when I'm lying in bed at night alone, my impure thoughts overwhelm my love of the Lord." It's f**king great. It's like, "Idiot! You're 17! You're supposed to be masturbating 154 times a day! Duh."

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ET Awful

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:53 PM
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14. Yup, that board was a riot :) n/t

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:53 PM
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16. Do you still have the link?

I've lost it and I'd love to read that again.

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ET Awful

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:02 PM
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19. No, sorry.

It always wanted to join and describe in graphic detail how I "fell" every night and see how many I could corrupt :)

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TXlib

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:53 PM
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15. Please post a link! I feel like trolling!

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:54 PM
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17. I don't have it anymore! It sucks. But if you find it, please, PLEASE

start sending them porn links via email. PLEASE!

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:01 PM
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18. My daughter!

you must also do 4 hail mary's, 4 our fathers, and then sit on my lap and tell me your sins.

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:02 PM
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20. Oooh....

Dirty! :spank:

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:06 PM
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21. i am just trying to save your soul!!

:evilgrin:

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:07 PM
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22. C'mere...my soul needs...massaging...

:evilgrin:

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:09 PM
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23. more than your soul my dear!!

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:10 PM
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24. Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the fake priest talk?

Maybe it's the Catholic upbringing...

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:11 PM
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26. as am i!!

you dont happen to have a catholic school girl outfit do you?

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Phillycat

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:13 PM
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27. I actually wore it for Halloween, no joke!

A white oxford shirt, opened pretty low, with a loosely knotted striped tie, VERY short pleated plaid wool skirt, knee socks, and the final touch...a rosary dangling from my neck.

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:15 PM
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29. thank you!

i have to go and releve myself now!!!

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RevolutionaryActs

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:39 PM
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4. Uh, because you're a male.. like duh!

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Not_Giving_Up

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:40 PM
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6. I am honored

I have been copycatted!

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:42 PM
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8. you were?

:P

:hi:

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Not_Giving_Up

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:15 PM
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28. Yep

I posted "Why can't my house stay clean"...then this thread appeared.

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redqueen

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:42 PM
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9. Do you really want it to?

I mean... really.

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sniffa

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:43 PM
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10. good point

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Gyre

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Tue Dec-28-04 01:52 PM
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13. Either you're unintelligent , shallow and physically-repulsive

or you are just physically-repulsive and don't get enough sex because of that. That'll be 5 cents please. :)

Gyre

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NewJeffCT

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Tue Dec-28-04 02:11 PM
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25. a dirty mind is a terrible think to waste

Isn't that how the quote goes?

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