Does anyone remember the anti-masturbation Christian message board?

[Phillycat]

The link was posted on here months ago and we had a lot of fun with it. It was a message board mostly for teenagers, and they referred to masturbating as "falling", as in, "I fell last night. I'm so ashamed. I don't understand why I can't keep Jesus uppermost in my thoughts, but when I'm lying in bed at night alone, my impure thoughts overwhelm my love of the Lord."

It was f**king great. It came up on another thread, and nobody has the link anymore. Please tell me someone kept it!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Here

http://www.xxxchurch.com/

[sniffa]

3. that pLace is Lame

and the founders cLaiming to be virgins "by choice" is LaughabLe.

[Phillycat]

4. That isn't it!

[Maddy McCall]

18. Look at this thread in the "Prayer Wall" forum.

http://www.xxxchurch.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10507

And this one:

http://www.xxxchurch.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10520

And especially this one:

http://www.xxxchurch.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10514

I feel again. I went into a chat room and had cybersex, then went and masterbated. Then a little later I masserbated to a pic he sent me. While I was doing it my mom cought me looking at the pic. She just said that I was not sopose to be looking at that, and seemed ashamed of me. It kind of hurt but, but I did not care much. I then went and called my friend also one of my accounablity partners and pourd my heart out to her.

I hate this because just the night before I had some sort of victory and then today I go and mess up. Whats up with that?

*****

Father, here we are still waiting for that magical something to take away our sinful nature and allow us to live in the Disneyland of Christianity. Father, wake us up and let us see that you have already given us a whole book of "E" tickets, you gave us the Son! We are free and clean in relationship with Him, Father help us to walk with him today. Thank-you that Christ in us is our hope and glory, thank-you that we have the mind of Christ, thank-you that in Christ we are complete, needing nothing. Father, bless hope... with new clear vision, open his eyes to the beauty and mystery of Christ, help him to join with the Spirit and grow in love and service for the Master, in Your precious name, Amen. Peace and grace...

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I bind the spirits of depression and suicidal thoughts in you, in Jesus name. I tell them to leave. You are a child of God. Period. He loves you with ALL your faults and sins. NO ONE is perfect.

Father, I pray for clarity for this child of Your's. I pray that You will help them to know Your voice above all others. I pray that depression and negative thoughts will leave. I pray that you will heal them of these things and more. Thank You for what You are going to do in this life. Thank you for healing and showing us Your love. In Jesus name, Amen

God doesn't want you to kill yourself, satan does. Don't give him the chance to have a party over you. You can be free from all that binds you. You have the power, in Jesus name!

[Bluebear]

2. Think like them. First you have to spell it "masterbate" when you search

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. There are forums of that sort on most generic Christian

sites. :eyes:

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Would Jesus love a liberal? You bet!
http://timeforachange.bluelemur.com/

[Phillycat]

6. This one was special.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. How special was it?

[Phillycat]

8. It was fuckin' awesome.

[ronnykmarshall]

9. I'm "falling" right now.

It happens everytime Sniffa posts.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. Now I'm Free! Free-Fallin'!

[redqueen]

12. HAHAHAHAHA

I remember the site, janesez... but not the url or anything.

It was pretty funny. :)

[xchrom]

14. i'm ''falling'' all over myself.

:smoke:

[sniffa]

16. i'm spLattered

:loveya:

[txaslftist]

10. I was looking for it, then I went blind.

[Beer Snob-50]

13. MASTERBATION IS NOT FUN!!

YOU WILL GO BLIND AND GROW HAIR ON YOUR PALMS

[pdx_prog]

15. Falling?

I always thought it was called "taking Herman to the circus?"

[Tyrone Slothrop]

19. Shaking hands with the unemployed n/t

[LostInAnomie]

17. I never got to look at it...

... for some reason my eyesight has been going bad lately. Oh well, the hair on my palms makes it hard to type web addresses anyway.

[Beer Snob-50]

20. wow!!

Every time you masturbate...God Kills a kitten! It started out in an email by an anonymous person and XXXchurch took it to a whole new level. First the video, then the T-shirt, and now even a song. Take a look around here and find out what Operation Save the Kittens is all about.

I am surprised there are any cats left in this world after just my 16th birthday.

[Jean Louise Finch]

21. Rapture Ready

I believe it is. It's got heaps of gems like that:

www.rr-bb.com

But the best is on the main page, which has a Memorandum to those of us that have been left behind when the rapture happens. You know: what to do, how to get ourselves saved, and how to avoid the mark of the beast. Simple tips like this.

[txaslftist]

22. Oh jeez...that site is too scary/funny for words.

Thanks for the link.

[skygazer]

23. That's funny - I find when I keep Jesus

uppermost in my thoughts, I can't help but masturbate. Hot guy, that Jesus. I love the long blonde hair....

[Beer Snob-50]

24. he's ripped!!!!